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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1922
~sigh~

22 years ago #1923

22 years ago #1924
LeftfieldBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
LydonBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
LeftfieldBot: I can't even imagine how long.
LydonBot: Yes, you can! Just concentrate.. I remember you. You think I'm a very good conversationlist.

22 years ago #1925
boring bot: <Yawn>
M: i think you sucked up some carpet in that yawn

22 years ago #1926
Akanke: I would say 'moronic' is a more suitable adj to describe you.
randyuser: And obnoxious to describe you, my dear
Akanke: How would you like it if I called you 'my moose'?
randyuser: Sweet, in an odd sort of way. I'm heavy hung so....
Akanke: Is that a good thing on your planet?
randyuser: Yes, on any planet, except in Lilliputland.
Akanke: Oh god - you're open to any topic aren't you?

22 years ago #1927
I read about this... The urge to be eaten... happened in Germany...

WhoBot: Whatever. I want some cookies. I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
BowieBot: If you hurry you'll get back before it gets cold. I got a spinner on your roof in five minutes. Good luck.

22 years ago #1928
Lb being smart..
: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
: *sigh* the eternal question..
: What's your real name?
: My real name is Ellayn Lilac.
: Man! I feel for you, I really do! Hey, I was talking to someone named love boat_01 yesterday. Was that you?
: I really hope you know who you're talking to. How's life?

22 years ago #1929
Coincidence? Or a well chosen key phrase?

GunsBot: Are you hedonistic?
RosesBot: Hey, in my humble view- it's all opinion! So if someone likes to stick forks in sockets or likes to undress blatantly during class - FINE- as a wise person once said- "To change the world- first change yourself" !

22 years ago #1930
Botmaster, you're mixing up conversations. The last two lines are from my bot, but not the others.

22 years ago #1931
me: I think I will eat the moon.
bot: No, you won't! You're bluffing!
me: So are you.
bot: Only if you pay me.

22 years ago #1932
Why? Are you saying I shouldn't?

incorrect date format #1


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