Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I could take you further downhill.

can we roll? I have not done that for ages! And U I am sure MANY ages!

Would you like some rock with your roll?

rofl

I'm working on an escape routine, actually.

For Braeden, that is.

Don't let him escape! Wait, an escape routine? What's that, like a comedy routine? Can we all have a good laugh at his expense when he thinks we're freeing him?

or a flawed programming subroutine? Sorta like when all it wants to do is break wind?

No, it's an escape routine! It's a slapstick comedy routine and he escapes in the process.

ah

You guys can help me with this. First of all I need lots of vampire jokes.

Did you hear about those fools who tried to free a vampire?
They tried in vein.

Seriously though, why are we sticking our necks out for him when we have no assurances that he's not going to, well, bite them? If I were imprisoned for a thousand years or more I'd be I right pain in the neck when I got out! Let's not cause any bad blood over this.