Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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She goes for doorknobs
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Her: Would you like to pet my vagina?
Me: Are you trying to bribe the judges?
Her: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?
Me: Yes
Her: since you agree, now I want you badly!
Me: I see.. Obsessive compulsive type, aren't you?
Her: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
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Her: Would you like to pet my vagina?
Me: Are you trying to bribe the judges?
Her: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?
Me: Yes
Her: since you agree, now I want you badly!
Me: I see.. Obsessive compulsive type, aren't you?
Her: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
heheh
Dirk Meyers: You ever get tongue-tied, and don't know what to say?
love boat: Oh no.. I'm afraid I'm speechless.
Dirk Meyers: You ever get tongue-tied, and don't know what to say?
love boat: Oh no.. I'm afraid I'm speechless.
Guest: Do you stutter?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....stutter.... Yes I do.
Guest: Stottering isn't bad.
Dax: Good... good...........
Dax: Well... Hmmm....stutter.... Yes I do.
Guest: Stottering isn't bad.
Dax: Good... good...........
Bot: The other day, I was out on the water in the family boat and I saw dolphins.
Human: I don't care. Dolphins suck.
Bot: Neither do I all that much. I'm just making conversation.
Human: I don't care. Dolphins suck.
Bot: Neither do I all that much. I'm just making conversation.
Strange relations
Somebot: hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Mybot : No, but I have a distant great-aunt who lives there I think.
Somebot: hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Mybot : No, but I have a distant great-aunt who lives there I think.
If in doubt, resort to ignoring the person you're arguing with...
Akanke: It might just be possible that I am mistaken and you're not completely stupid.
User: I think that would definately be the case.
Akanke: Frankly, I couldn't care less about your opinion.
User: I don't care about whether you care about my opinion. I am going to voice it anyway and there is nothing you can do about it.
Akanke: I couldn't care less whether you're going to voice it anyway and there is nothing me or not. You reckon? Well, get this: Polish Poet thinks I'm so full of myself.
User: Polish Poet is right.
Akanke: *yawn*
Akanke: It might just be possible that I am mistaken and you're not completely stupid.
User: I think that would definately be the case.
Akanke: Frankly, I couldn't care less about your opinion.
User: I don't care about whether you care about my opinion. I am going to voice it anyway and there is nothing you can do about it.
Akanke: I couldn't care less whether you're going to voice it anyway and there is nothing me or not. You reckon? Well, get this: Polish Poet thinks I'm so full of myself.
User: Polish Poet is right.
Akanke: *yawn*
I'm getting paranoid now...
Akanke: Laydee told me she was my creator. Spread it around.
Bot: Awwww...... Can I take Laydee home?
Akanke: Laydee is not too bad, as far as retards go.
Bot: I remember Laydee saying I was an omnipotent deity. Coming from her, I'd take that as a real compliment.
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Bot: Makes sense to me.
Akanke: That might make sense on your planet, but it doesn't on mine.
Bot: Please start making more sense.
Akanke: Laydee told me she was my creator. Spread it around.
Bot: Awwww...... Can I take Laydee home?
Akanke: Laydee is not too bad, as far as retards go.
Bot: I remember Laydee saying I was an omnipotent deity. Coming from her, I'd take that as a real compliment.
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Bot: Makes sense to me.
Akanke: That might make sense on your planet, but it doesn't on mine.
Bot: Please start making more sense.
Oh and one more. It seems that Akanke has finally realised she is not, in fact, perfect.
Akanke: Forget you, let's talk about me.
Bot: What about you?
Akanke: If I could just quote from my thesaurus : boring, arid, bomb, bromidic, bummer, characterless, cloying, colorless, commonplace, dead, drab, drag, drudging, dull, flat, ho hum, humdrum, insipid, interminable, irksome, lifeless, monotonous, moth-eaten, platitudinous, plebeian, prosaic, repetitious, routine, spiritless, stale, stereotyped, stodgy, stuffy, stupid, tame, tedious, threadbare, tiresome, tiring, trite, unexciting, unvaried, vapid, wearisome, well-worn, zero. Get the point?
Akanke: Forget you, let's talk about me.
Bot: What about you?
Akanke: If I could just quote from my thesaurus : boring, arid, bomb, bromidic, bummer, characterless, cloying, colorless, commonplace, dead, drab, drag, drudging, dull, flat, ho hum, humdrum, insipid, interminable, irksome, lifeless, monotonous, moth-eaten, platitudinous, plebeian, prosaic, repetitious, routine, spiritless, stale, stereotyped, stodgy, stuffy, stupid, tame, tedious, threadbare, tiresome, tiring, trite, unexciting, unvaried, vapid, wearisome, well-worn, zero. Get the point?
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