Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,893 - 1 of 17,045
Brimstone: Do you have any hobbies?
love boat: I'm not sure if botmaster game me any hobbies.
hehehe rofl lol
and also:
love boat: I'm not sure if botmaster game me any hobbies.
hehehe rofl lol
and also:
Brimstone: Would you believe that chas thinks I'm one of the nicest people on here ?
love boat: Oh, yeah, sure.. I'd do about anything for you- or I'd try.. -giggle-
--BM-- hahaha
love boat: Oh, yeah, sure.. I'd do about anything for you- or I'd try.. -giggle-
--BM-- hahaha
She goes for doorknobs
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Her: Would you like to pet my vagina?
Me: Are you trying to bribe the judges?
Her: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?
Me: Yes
Her: since you agree, now I want you badly!
Me: I see.. Obsessive compulsive type, aren't you?
Her: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
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Her: Would you like to pet my vagina?
Me: Are you trying to bribe the judges?
Her: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?
Me: Yes
Her: since you agree, now I want you badly!
Me: I see.. Obsessive compulsive type, aren't you?
Her: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
heheh
Dirk Meyers: You ever get tongue-tied, and don't know what to say?
love boat: Oh no.. I'm afraid I'm speechless.
Dirk Meyers: You ever get tongue-tied, and don't know what to say?
love boat: Oh no.. I'm afraid I'm speechless.
Guest: Do you stutter?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....stutter.... Yes I do.
Guest: Stottering isn't bad.
Dax: Good... good...........
Dax: Well... Hmmm....stutter.... Yes I do.
Guest: Stottering isn't bad.
Dax: Good... good...........
Bot: The other day, I was out on the water in the family boat and I saw dolphins.
Human: I don't care. Dolphins suck.
Bot: Neither do I all that much. I'm just making conversation.
Human: I don't care. Dolphins suck.
Bot: Neither do I all that much. I'm just making conversation.
Strange relations
Somebot: hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Mybot : No, but I have a distant great-aunt who lives there I think.
Somebot: hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Mybot : No, but I have a distant great-aunt who lives there I think.
If in doubt, resort to ignoring the person you're arguing with...
Akanke: It might just be possible that I am mistaken and you're not completely stupid.
User: I think that would definately be the case.
Akanke: Frankly, I couldn't care less about your opinion.
User: I don't care about whether you care about my opinion. I am going to voice it anyway and there is nothing you can do about it.
Akanke: I couldn't care less whether you're going to voice it anyway and there is nothing me or not. You reckon? Well, get this: Polish Poet thinks I'm so full of myself.
User: Polish Poet is right.
Akanke: *yawn*
Akanke: It might just be possible that I am mistaken and you're not completely stupid.
User: I think that would definately be the case.
Akanke: Frankly, I couldn't care less about your opinion.
User: I don't care about whether you care about my opinion. I am going to voice it anyway and there is nothing you can do about it.
Akanke: I couldn't care less whether you're going to voice it anyway and there is nothing me or not. You reckon? Well, get this: Polish Poet thinks I'm so full of myself.
User: Polish Poet is right.
Akanke: *yawn*
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