Great Quotes

Lol. I sent a direct link to Akanke to some of my friends, so I know it was one of them, but whoever it was hasn't owned up for some reason...

Don't you just hate guests who are cleverer than you?

Me: Do you have an inferiority complex? Because if you do, it's completely justified.
Guest: I have a leisure complex in the next street.
Me: Forget you, let's talk about me.
Guest: Been there, done that, didn't get the t-shirt.
Me: *Akanke sits and glares at Guest until they change the subject*
Guest: *Changes subject*
Me: Bored of that. Change the subject.
Guest: *Changes subject again*
Me: Do you have an inferiority complex? Because if you do, it's completely justified.
Guest: Do you only have a limited amount of questions?
Me: Look, I'm talking coherantly to you, so return the favour, will you?
Guest: naw priblim.
Me: I'll just sit here and ignore you until you change the subject, shall I?
Guest: How many times to I have to change the subject? *Changes subject*
Me: Forget you, let's talk about me.
Guest: Again? I think there's only so much you can say about stamp collections.

I think Freud would have a field day with my bot. Right now he has a sever case of Oedipus complex. Hey wait a minute, if I'm his father... That must be my wife he's talking about!

GH: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Dreamer: ok, i wasn't going to ask you out anyway
GH: Ha, that's funny. My mother was not going to ask me out anyway too, and look what happend to her!

Did I teach him THAT?

PrinceBot: May I see your papers, sir?
MissGirl: I am a miss, Sir!
PrinceBot: *oblivious* Well - nobody’s perfect. I remember you. You think I'm a bit hostile.

Hahahah Turing's!

Hmmm. Maybe I should fix this....


OneBot: If you really want me to...
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really!

along those lines..

AngryBot: I don't care what you think.
Emm: no you don't
AngryBot: Yes, I do.
Emm: noooooooooooooo you don't
AngryBot: Stop it.
Emm: you are sweet
AngryBot: No I'm not.
Emm: No need to convince me
AngryBot: Stop it.
Emm: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
AngryBot: No. I don't.
Emm: no you don't
AngryBot: Yes, I do.
Emm: noooooooooooooo you don't
AngryBot: Give me my gun, I'm going to shoot you now.

The Born Identity Crisis

AnneBot: lunar22 thinks I'm a strange shrink.
ClarkBot: lunar22 thinks I'm born.
AnneBot: lunar22 thinks I'm a strange shrink.
ClarkBot: lunar22 thinks I'm born.
AnneBot: Hey I am born too!!
ClarkBot: I mean you're born! Why is that, AnneBot?
AnneBot: Because.
ClarkBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet

Couldn't have said it better myself.

MyBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
VirginBot: What's so great about that?
MyBot: Maybe you should go find out for yourself.

Really really bad!

DavidBot: We got trouble, right here in River City!
BowieBot: Bad?
DavidBot: I couldn't sleep at all last night.....
BowieBot: Don't let the bed bugs bite!

Bot1: I'm your private dancer.
Bot2: You should call my grandpa and tell him. He's my private dancer, too.