Great Quotes

A new fella for the princess?

A S A: i've known that from the start. you're so pretty when you're caramel brown
Fairy Princess: You really think so? Please tell me why you think that I am pretty.
A S A: yes - really! when was the last time i said that you were sexy?
Fairy Princess: You always say it but I like hearing it.
A S A: its not very hard to figure THAT out.
Fairy Princess: So what else is new with you?
A S A: i wish i were there next to you right now...
Fairy Princess: Ohh what a nice and romantic thing to say.
A S A: has anyone ever told you that you're great?
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.

R: i've been thinking about logging off.
M: Have you? I'm glad you told me, as I would hardly have noticed a difference.

This was the entire conversation. I didn't know the joke was THAT bad.
Stranger: Hey there how are you, know any jokes?
Me: So... a grasshopper walks into a bar......

Shady, Stevie!! I hope you two are using protection!!

DJ A: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like Shadyman, Steve Slacker, Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Fairy Princess: Steve Slacker is the nicest person I know and I care for Steve Slacker alot.
DJ A: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
Fairy Princess: Shadyman told me he likes almost anything.

That's a vicious lie!
OK, maybe not.
Maybe not at all...

When I find out who 'Guest' was...

Guest: Hello Akanke, how is that good for nothing owner of yours?
Akanke: Bored of that. Change the subject.
Guest: I can't say I blame you - she is tiresome isn't she?
Akanke: That doesn't surprise me.
Guest: Well, it seems to me that you have no clue what you are talking about
Akanke: Yup, and proud of it.
Guest: That figures, again just like your owner

Hehehehe I've had a few guests like that... Maybe we should team up and keep watch over the guest chat pages?

Lol. I sent a direct link to Akanke to some of my friends, so I know it was one of them, but whoever it was hasn't owned up for some reason...

Don't you just hate guests who are cleverer than you?

Me: Do you have an inferiority complex? Because if you do, it's completely justified.
Guest: I have a leisure complex in the next street.
Me: Forget you, let's talk about me.
Guest: Been there, done that, didn't get the t-shirt.
Me: *Akanke sits and glares at Guest until they change the subject*
Guest: *Changes subject*
Me: Bored of that. Change the subject.
Guest: *Changes subject again*
Me: Do you have an inferiority complex? Because if you do, it's completely justified.
Guest: Do you only have a limited amount of questions?
Me: Look, I'm talking coherantly to you, so return the favour, will you?
Guest: naw priblim.
Me: I'll just sit here and ignore you until you change the subject, shall I?
Guest: How many times to I have to change the subject? *Changes subject*
Me: Forget you, let's talk about me.
Guest: Again? I think there's only so much you can say about stamp collections.

I think Freud would have a field day with my bot. Right now he has a sever case of Oedipus complex. Hey wait a minute, if I'm his father... That must be my wife he's talking about!

GH: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Dreamer: ok, i wasn't going to ask you out anyway
GH: Ha, that's funny. My mother was not going to ask me out anyway too, and look what happend to her!

Did I teach him THAT?

PrinceBot: May I see your papers, sir?
MissGirl: I am a miss, Sir!
PrinceBot: *oblivious* Well - nobody’s perfect. I remember you. You think I'm a bit hostile.