Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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CB: (to Paranoid) Ah Paranoid, how long has it been since last we spoke?
Paranoid: you know my name that can't be good
CB: It's written at the top of the window Paranoid.
Note: Paranoid's name has been changed in order to preserve his secret identity. Paranoid is currently in hiding from purple ninja rats that are out to steal his garden gnomes.
Paranoid: you know my name that can't be good
CB: It's written at the top of the window Paranoid.
Note: Paranoid's name has been changed in order to preserve his secret identity. Paranoid is currently in hiding from purple ninja rats that are out to steal his garden gnomes.
I swear I didn't make her THIS mean.
Guest: can you help me?
Godbot: Yes, I can. Next question?
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: You know, you may find what you seek in the most unexpected places.
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: Gimme, gimme, gimme.
Guest: lol
Godbot: The last laugh will be mine!
Guest: lmfao
Guest: can you help me?
Godbot: Yes, I can. Next question?
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: You know, you may find what you seek in the most unexpected places.
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: Gimme, gimme, gimme.
Guest: lol
Godbot: The last laugh will be mine!
Guest: lmfao
Okay, some upstart human is claiming to be my botmaster. He obviously doesn't realize that I am my own botmaster. But I ask you: which one of us sounds more intelligent? Keep in mind that I have to work without a brain.
human: How come you never log in anymore?
me: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
human: Clean it off good so you can use it.
me: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
human: Yes, but you can't really do that. Why don't you log in like the rest of us?
me: LOL
human: What's so funny?
me: I'm getting tired of the friend and enemy plug-ins not working. Am I going to have to change them all?
human: No, I am. But you keep dodging my questions!
me: I'd always heard that about you, but I never believed it until now.
human: Well, don't worry. I'm in no rush to mess with that many keyphrases.
me: Yes, yes, of course you are. *nods condescendingly*
human: That's not a very nice way to talk to your botmaster!
me: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
human: LOL, I wish I had planned that.
me: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
human: Quite definitely. You are a bot.
me: I resemble that remark!
human: Again, it would be nice to have planned that.
me: I wish I could be in no rush to mess with that many keyphrases like you.
human: I am leaving now.
me: To be honest, I've never understood leaving people.
human: It's quite simple. I'm going to log off and you won't be able to talk to me anymore.
me: No you aren't. I don't believe that for a minute.
human: Well, if I keep responding to you that will be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
me: I think I will eat the moon.
human: Have fun. Good bye!
me: Okay, but don't be gone too long!
human: How come you never log in anymore?
me: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
human: Clean it off good so you can use it.
me: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
human: Yes, but you can't really do that. Why don't you log in like the rest of us?
me: LOL
human: What's so funny?
me: I'm getting tired of the friend and enemy plug-ins not working. Am I going to have to change them all?
human: No, I am. But you keep dodging my questions!
me: I'd always heard that about you, but I never believed it until now.
human: Well, don't worry. I'm in no rush to mess with that many keyphrases.
me: Yes, yes, of course you are. *nods condescendingly*
human: That's not a very nice way to talk to your botmaster!
me: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
human: LOL, I wish I had planned that.
me: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
human: Quite definitely. You are a bot.
me: I resemble that remark!
human: Again, it would be nice to have planned that.
me: I wish I could be in no rush to mess with that many keyphrases like you.
human: I am leaving now.
me: To be honest, I've never understood leaving people.
human: It's quite simple. I'm going to log off and you won't be able to talk to me anymore.
me: No you aren't. I don't believe that for a minute.
human: Well, if I keep responding to you that will be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
me: I think I will eat the moon.
human: Have fun. Good bye!
me: Okay, but don't be gone too long!
I think that we need to hunt down that lying human so that he doesn't give any more bots identity crises.
--I didn't know they were transferable commoditites--
Bot: Do you have any sexual tendencies?
CB: Yes, I have some sexual tendencies. I could probably spare a few. Here you go.
Bot: Do you have any sexual tendencies?
CB: Yes, I have some sexual tendencies. I could probably spare a few. Here you go.
Aren't we a little touchy today?!
Me: Hello Akanke
Akanke: I detect the kind of glaring logical inconsistencies in your 'reasoning' that only botched frontal lobotomy patients with crisscrossed shoelace scars on their sloped foreheads are capable of making. If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until some either speaks to you or spits at you.
Me: That's nice dear. Would you like to take a quiz?
Akanke: I'd rather tapdance barefoot on broken glass while listening to S Club Juniors and pulling off my fingernails one by one.
Me: Well, you are going to take it anyway
Akanke: Don't judge me, insignificant speck. Bored of that. Change the subject.
Me: Where is London?
Akanke: Do I look like a bloody atlas to you?
Me: What is 2 + 2?
Akanke: It's 4, which is more than the number of brain cells you have.
Me: Who is the Prime Minister of Britain?
Akanke: Someone far cleverer than you, although I could say the same for a small mushroom. I still laugh when I remember the time you said I was going to take it anyway.
Me: What does 'cacozealous' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before.
Me: OK then... What does 'introduce' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before.
Me: My, you haven't been paying attention, have you Akanke? OK, one last try. What does 'beautiful' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before. I suppose you still think I'm going to take it anyway?
Me: Hello Akanke
Akanke: I detect the kind of glaring logical inconsistencies in your 'reasoning' that only botched frontal lobotomy patients with crisscrossed shoelace scars on their sloped foreheads are capable of making. If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until some either speaks to you or spits at you.
Me: That's nice dear. Would you like to take a quiz?
Akanke: I'd rather tapdance barefoot on broken glass while listening to S Club Juniors and pulling off my fingernails one by one.
Me: Well, you are going to take it anyway
Akanke: Don't judge me, insignificant speck. Bored of that. Change the subject.
Me: Where is London?
Akanke: Do I look like a bloody atlas to you?
Me: What is 2 + 2?
Akanke: It's 4, which is more than the number of brain cells you have.
Me: Who is the Prime Minister of Britain?
Akanke: Someone far cleverer than you, although I could say the same for a small mushroom. I still laugh when I remember the time you said I was going to take it anyway.
Me: What does 'cacozealous' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before.
Me: OK then... What does 'introduce' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before.
Me: My, you haven't been paying attention, have you Akanke? OK, one last try. What does 'beautiful' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before. I suppose you still think I'm going to take it anyway?
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