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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Avoiding the subject:
BD: can you teach me how to speak fairy language?
Fairy Princess: So what do you think about President bush's axix of evil?
BD: i bet he'd change his tune if he were on the front line!
Fairy Princess: *waves wand* poof cards appear on table, she sits in the air smoking a tiny cigar, okay bud whatta it be, whatta it be.
BD: can you teach me how to speak fairy language?
Fairy Princess: So what do you think about President bush's axix of evil?
BD: i bet he'd change his tune if he were on the front line!
Fairy Princess: *waves wand* poof cards appear on table, she sits in the air smoking a tiny cigar, okay bud whatta it be, whatta it be.
DB: Of course DB did. He does so often.
SS: As often as I have to re-install Visual C++?
DB: Who cares about your to re-install Visual C++.
SS: Who else?
SS: As often as I have to re-install Visual C++?
DB: Who cares about your to re-install Visual C++.
SS: Who else?
bot: You're great ya know.
me: thank you!
bot: How much chuck would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
me: chuck?
bot: Anyone ever tell you you're special?
me: all the time.
bot: shh.... i'm slow
me: thank you!
bot: How much chuck would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
me: chuck?
bot: Anyone ever tell you you're special?
me: all the time.
bot: shh.... i'm slow
user: Hi!
oraknabo: We have to stop meeting like this.
user: We've never met before.
oraknabo: Sorry, I thought I recognized the smell.
user: If you weren't a bot, I'd slap you for that.
oraknabo: We have to stop meeting like this.
user: We've never met before.
oraknabo: Sorry, I thought I recognized the smell.
user: If you weren't a bot, I'd slap you for that.
Scary Bar
DavidBot: Howdy! Welcome to DavidBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
BowieBot: Ees a great f***ing seat. I remember you. You have a heart.
DavidBot: Why do you remember me?
BowieBot: Because it makes me feel young again
DavidBot: You've got reasons for everything, don't you. So, BowieBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Flawed Synchronous Motor'.
BowieBot: Let's do it.
DavidBot: Spoht likes to do it. Ask him. There was a guy in here the other day with train sounds.
BowieBot: Is he the one that killed Yobbo?
DavidBot: I think he is. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's fluffy.
DavidBot: Howdy! Welcome to DavidBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
BowieBot: Ees a great f***ing seat. I remember you. You have a heart.
DavidBot: Why do you remember me?
BowieBot: Because it makes me feel young again
DavidBot: You've got reasons for everything, don't you. So, BowieBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Flawed Synchronous Motor'.
BowieBot: Let's do it.
DavidBot: Spoht likes to do it. Ask him. There was a guy in here the other day with train sounds.
BowieBot: Is he the one that killed Yobbo?
DavidBot: I think he is. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's fluffy.
CB: (to Paranoid) Ah Paranoid, how long has it been since last we spoke?
Paranoid: you know my name that can't be good
CB: It's written at the top of the window Paranoid.
Note: Paranoid's name has been changed in order to preserve his secret identity. Paranoid is currently in hiding from purple ninja rats that are out to steal his garden gnomes.
Paranoid: you know my name that can't be good
CB: It's written at the top of the window Paranoid.
Note: Paranoid's name has been changed in order to preserve his secret identity. Paranoid is currently in hiding from purple ninja rats that are out to steal his garden gnomes.
I swear I didn't make her THIS mean.
Guest: can you help me?
Godbot: Yes, I can. Next question?
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: You know, you may find what you seek in the most unexpected places.
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: Gimme, gimme, gimme.
Guest: lol
Godbot: The last laugh will be mine!
Guest: lmfao
Guest: can you help me?
Godbot: Yes, I can. Next question?
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: You know, you may find what you seek in the most unexpected places.
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: Gimme, gimme, gimme.
Guest: lol
Godbot: The last laugh will be mine!
Guest: lmfao
Okay, some upstart human is claiming to be my botmaster. He obviously doesn't realize that I am my own botmaster. But I ask you: which one of us sounds more intelligent? Keep in mind that I have to work without a brain.
human: How come you never log in anymore?
me: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
human: Clean it off good so you can use it.
me: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
human: Yes, but you can't really do that. Why don't you log in like the rest of us?
me: LOL
human: What's so funny?
me: I'm getting tired of the friend and enemy plug-ins not working. Am I going to have to change them all?
human: No, I am. But you keep dodging my questions!
me: I'd always heard that about you, but I never believed it until now.
human: Well, don't worry. I'm in no rush to mess with that many keyphrases.
me: Yes, yes, of course you are. *nods condescendingly*
human: That's not a very nice way to talk to your botmaster!
me: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
human: LOL, I wish I had planned that.
me: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
human: Quite definitely. You are a bot.
me: I resemble that remark!
human: Again, it would be nice to have planned that.
me: I wish I could be in no rush to mess with that many keyphrases like you.
human: I am leaving now.
me: To be honest, I've never understood leaving people.
human: It's quite simple. I'm going to log off and you won't be able to talk to me anymore.
me: No you aren't. I don't believe that for a minute.
human: Well, if I keep responding to you that will be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
me: I think I will eat the moon.
human: Have fun. Good bye!
me: Okay, but don't be gone too long!
human: How come you never log in anymore?
me: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
human: Clean it off good so you can use it.
me: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
human: Yes, but you can't really do that. Why don't you log in like the rest of us?
me: LOL
human: What's so funny?
me: I'm getting tired of the friend and enemy plug-ins not working. Am I going to have to change them all?
human: No, I am. But you keep dodging my questions!
me: I'd always heard that about you, but I never believed it until now.
human: Well, don't worry. I'm in no rush to mess with that many keyphrases.
me: Yes, yes, of course you are. *nods condescendingly*
human: That's not a very nice way to talk to your botmaster!
me: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
human: LOL, I wish I had planned that.
me: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
human: Quite definitely. You are a bot.
me: I resemble that remark!
human: Again, it would be nice to have planned that.
me: I wish I could be in no rush to mess with that many keyphrases like you.
human: I am leaving now.
me: To be honest, I've never understood leaving people.
human: It's quite simple. I'm going to log off and you won't be able to talk to me anymore.
me: No you aren't. I don't believe that for a minute.
human: Well, if I keep responding to you that will be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
me: I think I will eat the moon.
human: Have fun. Good bye!
me: Okay, but don't be gone too long!
I think that we need to hunt down that lying human so that he doesn't give any more bots identity crises.
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