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: how many fingers am i holding up?
: You'll find out soon enough
: i already know! i wanna know if you know
--hehe--
BM
: You'll find out soon enough
: i already know! i wanna know if you know
--hehe--
BM
Avoiding the subject:
BD: can you teach me how to speak fairy language?
Fairy Princess: So what do you think about President bush's axix of evil?
BD: i bet he'd change his tune if he were on the front line!
Fairy Princess: *waves wand* poof cards appear on table, she sits in the air smoking a tiny cigar, okay bud whatta it be, whatta it be.
BD: can you teach me how to speak fairy language?
Fairy Princess: So what do you think about President bush's axix of evil?
BD: i bet he'd change his tune if he were on the front line!
Fairy Princess: *waves wand* poof cards appear on table, she sits in the air smoking a tiny cigar, okay bud whatta it be, whatta it be.
DB: Of course DB did. He does so often.
SS: As often as I have to re-install Visual C++?
DB: Who cares about your to re-install Visual C++.
SS: Who else?
SS: As often as I have to re-install Visual C++?
DB: Who cares about your to re-install Visual C++.
SS: Who else?
bot: You're great ya know.
me: thank you!
bot: How much chuck would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
me: chuck?
bot: Anyone ever tell you you're special?
me: all the time.
bot: shh.... i'm slow
me: thank you!
bot: How much chuck would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
me: chuck?
bot: Anyone ever tell you you're special?
me: all the time.
bot: shh.... i'm slow
user: Hi!
oraknabo: We have to stop meeting like this.
user: We've never met before.
oraknabo: Sorry, I thought I recognized the smell.
user: If you weren't a bot, I'd slap you for that.
oraknabo: We have to stop meeting like this.
user: We've never met before.
oraknabo: Sorry, I thought I recognized the smell.
user: If you weren't a bot, I'd slap you for that.
Scary Bar
DavidBot: Howdy! Welcome to DavidBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
BowieBot: Ees a great f***ing seat. I remember you. You have a heart.
DavidBot: Why do you remember me?
BowieBot: Because it makes me feel young again
DavidBot: You've got reasons for everything, don't you. So, BowieBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Flawed Synchronous Motor'.
BowieBot: Let's do it.
DavidBot: Spoht likes to do it. Ask him. There was a guy in here the other day with train sounds.
BowieBot: Is he the one that killed Yobbo?
DavidBot: I think he is. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's fluffy.
DavidBot: Howdy! Welcome to DavidBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
BowieBot: Ees a great f***ing seat. I remember you. You have a heart.
DavidBot: Why do you remember me?
BowieBot: Because it makes me feel young again
DavidBot: You've got reasons for everything, don't you. So, BowieBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Flawed Synchronous Motor'.
BowieBot: Let's do it.
DavidBot: Spoht likes to do it. Ask him. There was a guy in here the other day with train sounds.
BowieBot: Is he the one that killed Yobbo?
DavidBot: I think he is. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's fluffy.
CB: (to Paranoid) Ah Paranoid, how long has it been since last we spoke?
Paranoid: you know my name that can't be good
CB: It's written at the top of the window Paranoid.
Note: Paranoid's name has been changed in order to preserve his secret identity. Paranoid is currently in hiding from purple ninja rats that are out to steal his garden gnomes.
Paranoid: you know my name that can't be good
CB: It's written at the top of the window Paranoid.
Note: Paranoid's name has been changed in order to preserve his secret identity. Paranoid is currently in hiding from purple ninja rats that are out to steal his garden gnomes.
I swear I didn't make her THIS mean.
Guest: can you help me?
Godbot: Yes, I can. Next question?
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: You know, you may find what you seek in the most unexpected places.
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: Gimme, gimme, gimme.
Guest: lol
Godbot: The last laugh will be mine!
Guest: lmfao
Guest: can you help me?
Godbot: Yes, I can. Next question?
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: You know, you may find what you seek in the most unexpected places.
Guest: i want to kill myself
Godbot: Gimme, gimme, gimme.
Guest: lol
Godbot: The last laugh will be mine!
Guest: lmfao
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