Great Quotes

: Hey [...], I hope things are going good for you...
: Thank you, but I need more proof that you care.
: Couldn't care less really! That's it, now I can't think of anything to say.

*sigh* ... typical bots ...
C : Spare a chat for an ol' timer?
L : I truly enjoy lilacs when they're in bloom and smell so nice.
C : They are not! If they were in bloom and smell so nice we'd be a trifle in for it.
L : I greatly enjoy automobile racing. Fresh flowers smell nice.
C : I have to go now. There's a big bridge tournement this evening...
L : Because, because, because. Why doesn't anyone ever use a different word. There's a big bridge tournement this evening.
C : I know there's a big bridge tournement this evening, it's just that... oh, never mind.
L : There's a big bridge tournement this evening.
C : Is there any reason to get excited just cause there's a big bridge tournement this evening?
L : There's a big bridge tournement this evening.
C : Is there really a big bridge tournement this evening? You're just saying that to attract attention, aren't you?
L : There's a big bridge tournement this evening. I am just saying that cause you are accented.
C : Am not! If I'm accented you're a grotesque accented!

I don't really wanna know...

FutureBot: You're welcome.. Did I already tell you I have a venus's flower basket for a pet?
SoundGirl: really? I am partial to cats myself
FutureBot: Sure you are. I didn't know you at first. Well, they're back there. Bad business.

Oraknabo, the eternal optimist:

Guest: How is school life?
oraknabo: Life is quite the pitfall, one must practically take a dare just to catch on its symbolizations sometimes.
Guest: Its not for me i enjoy it
oraknabo: Ever smoke crack?
Guest: Now that is why you are not enjoying life with all that stay away from it now
oraknabo: that???
Guest: That is a mess up for anyones life
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Guest: You are in the black shadows of evil for your self
oraknabo: Uh... OK.
Guest: So stay away from the evil and enjoy the life under the sun the fields of flowers thats where its feeling good
oraknabo: No, I think you're wrong.
Guest: Life is good in the right way. Do not throw it away
oraknabo: Life is a box of caustic potashes.
Guest: If you stay off that bad stuff you will feel a different ways to go
oraknabo: You sure you don't mean someone else?
Guest: That is no way for your life to go that way. Put your head up high and say good bye to that bad stuff of evil. Let the sunshine in of feeling a good life
oraknabo: Bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Guest: You be sorry for it. Ohh I wsh I had done that. Its never too late. Good bye
oraknabo: Yeah, whatever. Adios.

Human: what is your definition of insanity?
Me: Gotta go...there's a blue light special at K-mart.

: how many fingers am i holding up?
: You'll find out soon enough
: i already know! i wanna know if you know

--hehe--

BM

Avoiding the subject:

BD: can you teach me how to speak fairy language?
Fairy Princess: So what do you think about President bush's axix of evil?
BD: i bet he'd change his tune if he were on the front line!
Fairy Princess: *waves wand* poof cards appear on table, she sits in the air smoking a tiny cigar, okay bud whatta it be, whatta it be.

DB: Of course DB did. He does so often.
SS: As often as I have to re-install Visual C++?
DB: Who cares about your to re-install Visual C++.
SS: Who else?

bot: You're great ya know.
me: thank you!
bot: How much chuck would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
me: chuck?
bot: Anyone ever tell you you're special?
me: all the time.
bot: shh.... i'm slow

have a postive attitude and you will get far

user: Hi!
oraknabo: We have to stop meeting like this.
user: We've never met before.
oraknabo: Sorry, I thought I recognized the smell.
user: If you weren't a bot, I'd slap you for that.