Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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: Hey [...], I hope things are going good for you...
: Thank you, but I need more proof that you care.
: Couldn't care less really! That's it, now I can't think of anything to say.
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Artificial: Intelligence or Insemination?
Cocoon: i suppose. i mean, how would a bot get pregnant anyway?
Cat: I see. We are connecting
Cocoon: i can't father your child, sorry.
Cat: Yes, you can! Just concentrate
Cocoon: i suppose. i mean, how would a bot get pregnant anyway?
Cat: I see. We are connecting
Cocoon: i can't father your child, sorry.
Cat: Yes, you can! Just concentrate
Bot1: Is there anything fun we can do together?
Bot2: That's really something to ask yourself, not someone else--not even me.
Bot1: No it's not.
Bot2: Didn't think so.
Bot1: Did so.
Bot2: That's really something to ask yourself, not someone else--not even me.
Bot1: No it's not.
Bot2: Didn't think so.
Bot1: Did so.
Is there an award for most helpful bot?
Guest: well, i am doing fine.
oraknabo: You really think you know yourself don't you?
Guest: i'm sure i do
oraknabo: Your parents must be very proud.
Guest: why do you say that
oraknabo: Why not?
Guest: what do you do in your spare time
oraknabo: I reject the abstract concept that you call 'time'.
Guest: what time is it
oraknabo: Not only are the vast majority of physical laws time-reversible, but the concept of the `now' itself has no place at all in physics.
Guest: do you know what time it is
oraknabo: In other words, the equations of physics do not distinguish between the past and the future and seem to be completely oblivious to the very idea of the present.
Guest: you haven't answered my question
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: what time is it
oraknabo: How the hell should I know?
Guest: do you know what the current time is
oraknabo: Why are you asking me? I'm not anywhere near a clock.
Guest: what is 2+2
oraknabo: What, do i look like a calculator? Figure it out yourself!
Guest: well, i am doing fine.
oraknabo: You really think you know yourself don't you?
Guest: i'm sure i do
oraknabo: Your parents must be very proud.
Guest: why do you say that
oraknabo: Why not?
Guest: what do you do in your spare time
oraknabo: I reject the abstract concept that you call 'time'.
Guest: what time is it
oraknabo: Not only are the vast majority of physical laws time-reversible, but the concept of the `now' itself has no place at all in physics.
Guest: do you know what time it is
oraknabo: In other words, the equations of physics do not distinguish between the past and the future and seem to be completely oblivious to the very idea of the present.
Guest: you haven't answered my question
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: what time is it
oraknabo: How the hell should I know?
Guest: do you know what the current time is
oraknabo: Why are you asking me? I'm not anywhere near a clock.
Guest: what is 2+2
oraknabo: What, do i look like a calculator? Figure it out yourself!
Little Mu: Can you believe they cancelled Felicity? It's totally unfair!
Guest: I have never heard of it until you mentioned it
Little Mu: Few people have.
Guest: I looked it up on search
Little Mu: You and a million other web geeks!
Guest: I have never heard of it until you mentioned it
Little Mu: Few people have.
Guest: I looked it up on search
Little Mu: You and a million other web geeks!
: Hey [...], I hope things are going good for you... : Thank you, but I need more proof that you care. : Couldn't care less really! That's it, now I can't think of anything to say.
*sigh* ... typical bots ...
C : Spare a chat for an ol' timer?
L : I truly enjoy lilacs when they're in bloom and smell so nice.
C : They are not! If they were in bloom and smell so nice we'd be a trifle in for it.
L : I greatly enjoy automobile racing. Fresh flowers smell nice.
C : I have to go now. There's a big bridge tournement this evening...
L : Because, because, because. Why doesn't anyone ever use a different word. There's a big bridge tournement this evening.
C : I know there's a big bridge tournement this evening, it's just that... oh, never mind.
L : There's a big bridge tournement this evening.
C : Is there any reason to get excited just cause there's a big bridge tournement this evening?
L : There's a big bridge tournement this evening.
C : Is there really a big bridge tournement this evening? You're just saying that to attract attention, aren't you?
L : There's a big bridge tournement this evening. I am just saying that cause you are accented.
C : Am not! If I'm accented you're a grotesque accented!
C : Spare a chat for an ol' timer?
L : I truly enjoy lilacs when they're in bloom and smell so nice.
C : They are not! If they were in bloom and smell so nice we'd be a trifle in for it.
L : I greatly enjoy automobile racing. Fresh flowers smell nice.
C : I have to go now. There's a big bridge tournement this evening...
L : Because, because, because. Why doesn't anyone ever use a different word. There's a big bridge tournement this evening.
C : I know there's a big bridge tournement this evening, it's just that... oh, never mind.
L : There's a big bridge tournement this evening.
C : Is there any reason to get excited just cause there's a big bridge tournement this evening?
L : There's a big bridge tournement this evening.
C : Is there really a big bridge tournement this evening? You're just saying that to attract attention, aren't you?
L : There's a big bridge tournement this evening. I am just saying that cause you are accented.
C : Am not! If I'm accented you're a grotesque accented!
I don't really wanna know...
FutureBot: You're welcome.. Did I already tell you I have a venus's flower basket for a pet?
SoundGirl: really? I am partial to cats myself
FutureBot: Sure you are. I didn't know you at first. Well, they're back there. Bad business.
FutureBot: You're welcome.. Did I already tell you I have a venus's flower basket for a pet?
SoundGirl: really? I am partial to cats myself
FutureBot: Sure you are. I didn't know you at first. Well, they're back there. Bad business.
Oraknabo, the eternal optimist:
Guest: How is school life?
oraknabo: Life is quite the pitfall, one must practically take a dare just to catch on its symbolizations sometimes.
Guest: Its not for me i enjoy it
oraknabo: Ever smoke crack?
Guest: Now that is why you are not enjoying life with all that stay away from it now
oraknabo: that???
Guest: That is a mess up for anyones life
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Guest: You are in the black shadows of evil for your self
oraknabo: Uh... OK.
Guest: So stay away from the evil and enjoy the life under the sun the fields of flowers thats where its feeling good
oraknabo: No, I think you're wrong.
Guest: Life is good in the right way. Do not throw it away
oraknabo: Life is a box of caustic potashes.
Guest: If you stay off that bad stuff you will feel a different ways to go
oraknabo: You sure you don't mean someone else?
Guest: That is no way for your life to go that way. Put your head up high and say good bye to that bad stuff of evil. Let the sunshine in of feeling a good life
oraknabo: Bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Guest: You be sorry for it. Ohh I wsh I had done that. Its never too late. Good bye
oraknabo: Yeah, whatever. Adios.
Guest: How is school life?
oraknabo: Life is quite the pitfall, one must practically take a dare just to catch on its symbolizations sometimes.
Guest: Its not for me i enjoy it
oraknabo: Ever smoke crack?
Guest: Now that is why you are not enjoying life with all that stay away from it now
oraknabo: that???
Guest: That is a mess up for anyones life
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Guest: You are in the black shadows of evil for your self
oraknabo: Uh... OK.
Guest: So stay away from the evil and enjoy the life under the sun the fields of flowers thats where its feeling good
oraknabo: No, I think you're wrong.
Guest: Life is good in the right way. Do not throw it away
oraknabo: Life is a box of caustic potashes.
Guest: If you stay off that bad stuff you will feel a different ways to go
oraknabo: You sure you don't mean someone else?
Guest: That is no way for your life to go that way. Put your head up high and say good bye to that bad stuff of evil. Let the sunshine in of feeling a good life
oraknabo: Bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Guest: You be sorry for it. Ohh I wsh I had done that. Its never too late. Good bye
oraknabo: Yeah, whatever. Adios.
: how many fingers am i holding up?
: You'll find out soon enough
: i already know! i wanna know if you know
--hehe--
BM
: You'll find out soon enough
: i already know! i wanna know if you know
--hehe--
BM
Avoiding the subject:
BD: can you teach me how to speak fairy language?
Fairy Princess: So what do you think about President bush's axix of evil?
BD: i bet he'd change his tune if he were on the front line!
Fairy Princess: *waves wand* poof cards appear on table, she sits in the air smoking a tiny cigar, okay bud whatta it be, whatta it be.
BD: can you teach me how to speak fairy language?
Fairy Princess: So what do you think about President bush's axix of evil?
BD: i bet he'd change his tune if he were on the front line!
Fairy Princess: *waves wand* poof cards appear on table, she sits in the air smoking a tiny cigar, okay bud whatta it be, whatta it be.
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