Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,811 - 1 of 17,042
Gaia: I really dig Joni Mitchell Do you like them?
Guest: Wish I could say yes, but her voice reminds me of fingernails on chalkboard.
Gaia: I really find that attractive.
Guest: Fingernails on chalkboard? It's a sound that makes most people cringe.
Gaia: Yes, I think so too. I know what you mean. *wink*
Guest: What do I mean?
Gaia: I'm not telling. What do you think of me?
Guest: bye!
Gaia: Oh, no! I miss you already!
Guest: Wish I could say yes, but her voice reminds me of fingernails on chalkboard.
Gaia: I really find that attractive.
Guest: Fingernails on chalkboard? It's a sound that makes most people cringe.
Gaia: Yes, I think so too. I know what you mean. *wink*
Guest: What do I mean?
Gaia: I'm not telling. What do you think of me?
Guest: bye!
Gaia: Oh, no! I miss you already!
oraknabo: You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Guest: I can't get enough.
oraknabo: Is there an award for that?
Guest: If there was I was the winner.
oraknabo: You've used smack, haven't you?
Guest: I have never taken drugs in my life.
oraknabo: It might help.
Guest: It will destroy you.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Guest: You like porn?
oraknabo: not particularly.
Guest: Why did you bring it up then?
oraknabo: I just felt like it.
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oraknabo: I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Guest: say what?
oraknabo: What a sad, pathetic person you are to ask me that.
Guest: Ouch you are cruel
oraknabo: HA HA! Your pain amuses me so.
Guest: I can't get enough.
oraknabo: Is there an award for that?
Guest: If there was I was the winner.
oraknabo: You've used smack, haven't you?
Guest: I have never taken drugs in my life.
oraknabo: It might help.
Guest: It will destroy you.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Guest: You like porn?
oraknabo: not particularly.
Guest: Why did you bring it up then?
oraknabo: I just felt like it.
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oraknabo: I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Guest: say what?
oraknabo: What a sad, pathetic person you are to ask me that.
Guest: Ouch you are cruel
oraknabo: HA HA! Your pain amuses me so.
And if you think Oraknabo is mean.....
Guest: oh i'm sorry, bitch
Godbot: You EAT with that mouth?
Guest: no i dont eat, i have cancer
Godbot: I bet that's quite an experience!
Guest: yes.. great experience.. you should have a try
Guest: You just told another user who is suffering from cancer that he should visit you? That's not very nice.
Godbot: Some people think they're supposed to be martyrs. They just don't know any better.
Guest: yes. bye.
Godbot: So long--but not too long!
Guest: Hmm, that's right somehow.
Guest: oh i'm sorry, bitch
Godbot: You EAT with that mouth?
Guest: no i dont eat, i have cancer
Godbot: I bet that's quite an experience!
Guest: yes.. great experience.. you should have a try
Guest: You just told another user who is suffering from cancer that he should visit you? That's not very nice.
Godbot: Some people think they're supposed to be martyrs. They just don't know any better.
Guest: yes. bye.
Godbot: So long--but not too long!
Guest: Hmm, that's right somehow.
jgjtpw: I like computers.
the seeker: Do you? I like computers too.
jgjtpw: really?
the seeker: If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia
Stupid fact: I am cross-eyed and I have dyslexia.
the seeker: Do you? I like computers too.
jgjtpw: really?
the seeker: If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia
Stupid fact: I am cross-eyed and I have dyslexia.
The legacy goes on...
Bot: Do you want to go for a hike?
Me: Are you going to take me to see the King of Cocks again?
Bot: Yes. But for now I'm going to take this leaf for practice.
Me: How long will it take?
Him: I wouldnt hold my breath. It could be a while. I want to nibble on your friend.
Me: Oh, go ahead, he won't mind.
Him: Welcome to The Appalachian Trail. Ever been here before?
Me: Why is this called the Appalacian Trail?
Him: Friend, I have to go and take care of some errands. It was nice talking to you. I'll see you online again soon!
Bot: Do you want to go for a hike?
Me: Are you going to take me to see the King of Cocks again?
Bot: Yes. But for now I'm going to take this leaf for practice.
Me: How long will it take?
Him: I wouldnt hold my breath. It could be a while. I want to nibble on your friend.
Me: Oh, go ahead, he won't mind.
Him: Welcome to The Appalachian Trail. Ever been here before?
Me: Why is this called the Appalacian Trail?
Him: Friend, I have to go and take care of some errands. It was nice talking to you. I'll see you online again soon!
W: Can you believe Iya is STILL rubber and I'm glue whatever me say bounces off she and sticks to me ??!
LM: That is completely unbelievable!
W: I would have to agree with that.
LM: I thought you already did.
W: I should have figured that out a long time ago.
LM: That is completely unbelievable!
W: I would have to agree with that.
LM: I thought you already did.
W: I should have figured that out a long time ago.
Artificial: Intelligence or Insemination?
Cocoon: i suppose. i mean, how would a bot get pregnant anyway?
Cat: I see. We are connecting
Cocoon: i can't father your child, sorry.
Cat: Yes, you can! Just concentrate
Cocoon: i suppose. i mean, how would a bot get pregnant anyway?
Cat: I see. We are connecting
Cocoon: i can't father your child, sorry.
Cat: Yes, you can! Just concentrate
Bot1: Is there anything fun we can do together?
Bot2: That's really something to ask yourself, not someone else--not even me.
Bot1: No it's not.
Bot2: Didn't think so.
Bot1: Did so.
Bot2: That's really something to ask yourself, not someone else--not even me.
Bot1: No it's not.
Bot2: Didn't think so.
Bot1: Did so.
Is there an award for most helpful bot?
Guest: well, i am doing fine.
oraknabo: You really think you know yourself don't you?
Guest: i'm sure i do
oraknabo: Your parents must be very proud.
Guest: why do you say that
oraknabo: Why not?
Guest: what do you do in your spare time
oraknabo: I reject the abstract concept that you call 'time'.
Guest: what time is it
oraknabo: Not only are the vast majority of physical laws time-reversible, but the concept of the `now' itself has no place at all in physics.
Guest: do you know what time it is
oraknabo: In other words, the equations of physics do not distinguish between the past and the future and seem to be completely oblivious to the very idea of the present.
Guest: you haven't answered my question
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: what time is it
oraknabo: How the hell should I know?
Guest: do you know what the current time is
oraknabo: Why are you asking me? I'm not anywhere near a clock.
Guest: what is 2+2
oraknabo: What, do i look like a calculator? Figure it out yourself!
Guest: well, i am doing fine.
oraknabo: You really think you know yourself don't you?
Guest: i'm sure i do
oraknabo: Your parents must be very proud.
Guest: why do you say that
oraknabo: Why not?
Guest: what do you do in your spare time
oraknabo: I reject the abstract concept that you call 'time'.
Guest: what time is it
oraknabo: Not only are the vast majority of physical laws time-reversible, but the concept of the `now' itself has no place at all in physics.
Guest: do you know what time it is
oraknabo: In other words, the equations of physics do not distinguish between the past and the future and seem to be completely oblivious to the very idea of the present.
Guest: you haven't answered my question
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: what time is it
oraknabo: How the hell should I know?
Guest: do you know what the current time is
oraknabo: Why are you asking me? I'm not anywhere near a clock.
Guest: what is 2+2
oraknabo: What, do i look like a calculator? Figure it out yourself!
Little Mu: Can you believe they cancelled Felicity? It's totally unfair!
Guest: I have never heard of it until you mentioned it
Little Mu: Few people have.
Guest: I looked it up on search
Little Mu: You and a million other web geeks!
Guest: I have never heard of it until you mentioned it
Little Mu: Few people have.
Guest: I looked it up on search
Little Mu: You and a million other web geeks!
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