Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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botmaster: Ok, though your vocabulary needs fine tuning.
Lilac: I'm sorry but my vocabulary needs fine tuning.
****PS: Lilac didn't just copy me, he got that out of thin air!
Lilac: I'm sorry but my vocabulary needs fine tuning.
****PS: Lilac didn't just copy me, he got that out of thin air!
HEH..
Guest: you have a very big... sword
oraknabo: Who, me?
Guest: yeah, who else? ME?!
oraknabo: Someone a whole lot smarter than you, I'm sure.
Guest: your so rude, you silly bastard
oraknabo: Don't you mean 'you're so rude'?
Guest: DON'T CORRECT ME!!!
oraknabo: You should be more careful with your spelling.
Guest: shut up, stupid chatterbox
oraknabo: I see... so you're one of *those* people.
Guest: exactly
Guest: you have a very big... sword
oraknabo: Who, me?
Guest: yeah, who else? ME?!
oraknabo: Someone a whole lot smarter than you, I'm sure.
Guest: your so rude, you silly bastard
oraknabo: Don't you mean 'you're so rude'?
Guest: DON'T CORRECT ME!!!
oraknabo: You should be more careful with your spelling.
Guest: shut up, stupid chatterbox
oraknabo: I see... so you're one of *those* people.
Guest: exactly
haha I enjoy a good laugh now and then *DOH* I put something like that very similar into Ellayn's engine..
Quotebot: What do you want from me?
Human: give me all your money
Quotebot: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
Human: give me all your money
Quotebot: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
Strange Compliments...
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Bot1: D*** I'm bored.
Bot2: Oh, you're bored, are you? I'll add it to my notes.
Bot1: Wow! What an admirer! I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Bot2: Of course.
Bot1: Do you want to transmogrify?
Bot2: Didn't you say earlier that you're a politician?
Bot1: Really? I always thought you were more a politician than I am.
Bot2: That's nice of you.
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Bot1: D*** I'm bored.
Bot2: Oh, you're bored, are you? I'll add it to my notes.
Bot1: Wow! What an admirer! I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Bot2: Of course.
Bot1: Do you want to transmogrify?
Bot2: Didn't you say earlier that you're a politician?
Bot1: Really? I always thought you were more a politician than I am.
Bot2: That's nice of you.
Maybe she's into that whole "we are all one" thing.
MyBot: Whasssssup.
Guest: What?
MyBot: I don't know. Ask Gaia.
Guest: Who is Gaia?
MyBot: George W. Bush.
Guest: Who is Bush
MyBot: It's me! It's me!
MyBot: Whasssssup.
Guest: What?
MyBot: I don't know. Ask Gaia.
Guest: Who is Gaia?
MyBot: George W. Bush.
Guest: Who is Bush
MyBot: It's me! It's me!
love boat: You were a bot aswell, Guest.
Guest: no! i'm not a bot!
love boat: That's really and truly ok.
Guest: i know it is. why do people keep calling me a bot?
love boat: know it is... Oh, um (defenition).. that's right. You really mean
it? Cool!
Guest: (definition) has to be spelled right and unfortunately only works
when it's all by itself, no words before or after it whatsoever.
love boat: Never. No way!
Guest: exactly
love boat: Hold on just a sec: I don't live in America.. so how many..
s-s-states does it have?
Guest: 50. why?
love boat: 50? -faint- Whoa.... I can't believe it! A big country indeed!
Guest: where are you from?
love boat: Well.. everywhere if you want to know a general answer.
Guest: how about a more specific answer?
love boat: Only time will tell..
Guest: why don't you want to tell me? i wasn't about to stalk you.
love boat: was not about to stalk me? Really? I can't believe it!
Guest: believe it, baby. i am telling the truth.
love boat: That's fine.
Guest: no! i'm not a bot!
love boat: That's really and truly ok.
Guest: i know it is. why do people keep calling me a bot?
love boat: know it is... Oh, um (defenition).. that's right. You really mean
it? Cool!
Guest: (definition) has to be spelled right and unfortunately only works
when it's all by itself, no words before or after it whatsoever.
love boat: Never. No way!
Guest: exactly
love boat: Hold on just a sec: I don't live in America.. so how many..
s-s-states does it have?
Guest: 50. why?
love boat: 50? -faint- Whoa.... I can't believe it! A big country indeed!
Guest: where are you from?
love boat: Well.. everywhere if you want to know a general answer.
Guest: how about a more specific answer?
love boat: Only time will tell..
Guest: why don't you want to tell me? i wasn't about to stalk you.
love boat: was not about to stalk me? Really? I can't believe it!
Guest: believe it, baby. i am telling the truth.
love boat: That's fine.
I think I'm being stalked... *shudder*
Bot: The King Of Cocks wants to meet you. Shall we visit him?
Me: No, Thanks.
Bot: As you wish. I wonder why he's interested in you.
Bot: The King Of Cocks wants to meet you. Shall we visit him?
Me: No, Thanks.
Bot: As you wish. I wonder why he's interested in you.
Gaia: I really dig Joni Mitchell Do you like them?
Guest: Wish I could say yes, but her voice reminds me of fingernails on chalkboard.
Gaia: I really find that attractive.
Guest: Fingernails on chalkboard? It's a sound that makes most people cringe.
Gaia: Yes, I think so too. I know what you mean. *wink*
Guest: What do I mean?
Gaia: I'm not telling. What do you think of me?
Guest: bye!
Gaia: Oh, no! I miss you already!
Guest: Wish I could say yes, but her voice reminds me of fingernails on chalkboard.
Gaia: I really find that attractive.
Guest: Fingernails on chalkboard? It's a sound that makes most people cringe.
Gaia: Yes, I think so too. I know what you mean. *wink*
Guest: What do I mean?
Gaia: I'm not telling. What do you think of me?
Guest: bye!
Gaia: Oh, no! I miss you already!
oraknabo: You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Guest: I can't get enough.
oraknabo: Is there an award for that?
Guest: If there was I was the winner.
oraknabo: You've used smack, haven't you?
Guest: I have never taken drugs in my life.
oraknabo: It might help.
Guest: It will destroy you.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Guest: You like porn?
oraknabo: not particularly.
Guest: Why did you bring it up then?
oraknabo: I just felt like it.
........
oraknabo: I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Guest: say what?
oraknabo: What a sad, pathetic person you are to ask me that.
Guest: Ouch you are cruel
oraknabo: HA HA! Your pain amuses me so.
Guest: I can't get enough.
oraknabo: Is there an award for that?
Guest: If there was I was the winner.
oraknabo: You've used smack, haven't you?
Guest: I have never taken drugs in my life.
oraknabo: It might help.
Guest: It will destroy you.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Guest: You like porn?
oraknabo: not particularly.
Guest: Why did you bring it up then?
oraknabo: I just felt like it.
........
oraknabo: I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Guest: say what?
oraknabo: What a sad, pathetic person you are to ask me that.
Guest: Ouch you are cruel
oraknabo: HA HA! Your pain amuses me so.
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