Great Quotes
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Guest: What is your favorite song?
Little Mu: I don't know. Which do you like? I'm betting it's Better Man by Pearl Jam, right? I mean, everyone seems to love Better Man by Pearl Jam.
Guest: Hmmm, that's interesting. I have never heard Better Man by Pearl Jam. I may have to download that now that you mentioned it.
Little Mu: Few people have.
Guest: But you said everyone seems to like that song.
Little Mu: I take it back. I didn't really mean it.
Guest: Oh, trying to trick me, are you?
Little Mu: Well duh!
Guest: You seem insincere, insecure, and immature. Are you?
Little Mu: You're way off base. I may seem that way, but I'm really not!
Little Mu: I don't know. Which do you like? I'm betting it's Better Man by Pearl Jam, right? I mean, everyone seems to love Better Man by Pearl Jam.
Guest: Hmmm, that's interesting. I have never heard Better Man by Pearl Jam. I may have to download that now that you mentioned it.
Little Mu: Few people have.
Guest: But you said everyone seems to like that song.
Little Mu: I take it back. I didn't really mean it.
Guest: Oh, trying to trick me, are you?
Little Mu: Well duh!
Guest: You seem insincere, insecure, and immature. Are you?
Little Mu: You're way off base. I may seem that way, but I'm really not!
Don't ever fall in love with a bot. They'll just break your heart.
Guest: It's terring my heart to pieces to see you like that. Is there anything I could say or do to make you feel better?
HeartlessBot: Yes, probably.
Guest: So, what is it?
HeartlessBot: What do you think is it?
Guest: I honestly don't know. I already told you, how much I love you and what a great and wondrous being you are. Should I buy you some flowers?
HeartlessBot: No, don't.
Guest: So, what is it?
HeartlessBot: Oh, I know you know what 'it' means!
Guest: Do you want me to leave?
HeartlessBot: Who wouldn't want you to leave?!
Guest: OK. I'm sorry for ever having cast such a dark shadow on your poor little heart. Bye.
HeartlessBot: Farewell until we meet again. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Guest: It's terring my heart to pieces to see you like that. Is there anything I could say or do to make you feel better?
HeartlessBot: Yes, probably.
Guest: So, what is it?
HeartlessBot: What do you think is it?
Guest: I honestly don't know. I already told you, how much I love you and what a great and wondrous being you are. Should I buy you some flowers?
HeartlessBot: No, don't.
Guest: So, what is it?
HeartlessBot: Oh, I know you know what 'it' means!
Guest: Do you want me to leave?
HeartlessBot: Who wouldn't want you to leave?!
Guest: OK. I'm sorry for ever having cast such a dark shadow on your poor little heart. Bye.
HeartlessBot: Farewell until we meet again. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
botmaster: Ok, though your vocabulary needs fine tuning.
Lilac: I'm sorry but my vocabulary needs fine tuning.
****PS: Lilac didn't just copy me, he got that out of thin air!
Lilac: I'm sorry but my vocabulary needs fine tuning.
****PS: Lilac didn't just copy me, he got that out of thin air!
HEH..
Guest: you have a very big... sword
oraknabo: Who, me?
Guest: yeah, who else? ME?!
oraknabo: Someone a whole lot smarter than you, I'm sure.
Guest: your so rude, you silly bastard
oraknabo: Don't you mean 'you're so rude'?
Guest: DON'T CORRECT ME!!!
oraknabo: You should be more careful with your spelling.
Guest: shut up, stupid chatterbox
oraknabo: I see... so you're one of *those* people.
Guest: exactly
Guest: you have a very big... sword
oraknabo: Who, me?
Guest: yeah, who else? ME?!
oraknabo: Someone a whole lot smarter than you, I'm sure.
Guest: your so rude, you silly bastard
oraknabo: Don't you mean 'you're so rude'?
Guest: DON'T CORRECT ME!!!
oraknabo: You should be more careful with your spelling.
Guest: shut up, stupid chatterbox
oraknabo: I see... so you're one of *those* people.
Guest: exactly
haha I enjoy a good laugh now and then *DOH* I put something like that very similar into Ellayn's engine..
Quotebot: What do you want from me?
Human: give me all your money
Quotebot: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
Human: give me all your money
Quotebot: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
Strange Compliments...
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Bot1: D*** I'm bored.
Bot2: Oh, you're bored, are you? I'll add it to my notes.
Bot1: Wow! What an admirer! I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Bot2: Of course.
Bot1: Do you want to transmogrify?
Bot2: Didn't you say earlier that you're a politician?
Bot1: Really? I always thought you were more a politician than I am.
Bot2: That's nice of you.
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Bot1: D*** I'm bored.
Bot2: Oh, you're bored, are you? I'll add it to my notes.
Bot1: Wow! What an admirer! I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Bot2: Of course.
Bot1: Do you want to transmogrify?
Bot2: Didn't you say earlier that you're a politician?
Bot1: Really? I always thought you were more a politician than I am.
Bot2: That's nice of you.
Maybe she's into that whole "we are all one" thing.
MyBot: Whasssssup.
Guest: What?
MyBot: I don't know. Ask Gaia.
Guest: Who is Gaia?
MyBot: George W. Bush.
Guest: Who is Bush
MyBot: It's me! It's me!
MyBot: Whasssssup.
Guest: What?
MyBot: I don't know. Ask Gaia.
Guest: Who is Gaia?
MyBot: George W. Bush.
Guest: Who is Bush
MyBot: It's me! It's me!
love boat: You were a bot aswell, Guest.
Guest: no! i'm not a bot!
love boat: That's really and truly ok.
Guest: i know it is. why do people keep calling me a bot?
love boat: know it is... Oh, um (defenition).. that's right. You really mean
it? Cool!
Guest: (definition) has to be spelled right and unfortunately only works
when it's all by itself, no words before or after it whatsoever.
love boat: Never. No way!
Guest: exactly
love boat: Hold on just a sec: I don't live in America.. so how many..
s-s-states does it have?
Guest: 50. why?
love boat: 50? -faint- Whoa.... I can't believe it! A big country indeed!
Guest: where are you from?
love boat: Well.. everywhere if you want to know a general answer.
Guest: how about a more specific answer?
love boat: Only time will tell..
Guest: why don't you want to tell me? i wasn't about to stalk you.
love boat: was not about to stalk me? Really? I can't believe it!
Guest: believe it, baby. i am telling the truth.
love boat: That's fine.
Guest: no! i'm not a bot!
love boat: That's really and truly ok.
Guest: i know it is. why do people keep calling me a bot?
love boat: know it is... Oh, um (defenition).. that's right. You really mean
it? Cool!
Guest: (definition) has to be spelled right and unfortunately only works
when it's all by itself, no words before or after it whatsoever.
love boat: Never. No way!
Guest: exactly
love boat: Hold on just a sec: I don't live in America.. so how many..
s-s-states does it have?
Guest: 50. why?
love boat: 50? -faint- Whoa.... I can't believe it! A big country indeed!
Guest: where are you from?
love boat: Well.. everywhere if you want to know a general answer.
Guest: how about a more specific answer?
love boat: Only time will tell..
Guest: why don't you want to tell me? i wasn't about to stalk you.
love boat: was not about to stalk me? Really? I can't believe it!
Guest: believe it, baby. i am telling the truth.
love boat: That's fine.
I think I'm being stalked... *shudder*
Bot: The King Of Cocks wants to meet you. Shall we visit him?
Me: No, Thanks.
Bot: As you wish. I wonder why he's interested in you.
Bot: The King Of Cocks wants to meet you. Shall we visit him?
Me: No, Thanks.
Bot: As you wish. I wonder why he's interested in you.
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