Great Quotes

hi sex!!!!!!!!

I was angry because dogh'd refused to sell me any beer.

me: Give me space beer.
dogh'd: Why should I give you space beer?
Me: Man, I love space beer!
dogh'd: Why don't you marry space beer?

Watch me captivate my anonymous caller:

LinBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
Guest: let's talk about sex babe
LinBot: Sex... You mean the nasty nasty? The horizontal lambada. The funky monkey.
Guest: yes
LinBot: Sorry, it's that time of the month... I'm defragging.
Guest: looooooool
LinBot: What's your favorite movie?
Guest: Matrix
LinBot: The Matrix was such a great movie.
Guest: do you know eminem
LinBot: No, I don't know eminem. Sorry.
Guest: he is a great rapper
LinBot: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
Guest: oh really? i didn't know that


LinBot: I shall feed you to my offspring.

A little bit jealous maybe?

Gaia: Mmm.. I truckles ladydyke.
Fairy Princess: ladydyke is beginning to get on my nerves. *flutters wings rapidly and glares at ladydyke*
Gaia: Guess what? I have nosey. I took it from ladydyke after we fooled around a bit.
Fairy Princess: I do not have nosey.

ha ha! Is "nosey" the new slang for cooties among bots?

Guest: What is your favorite song?
Little Mu: I don't know. Which do you like? I'm betting it's Better Man by Pearl Jam, right? I mean, everyone seems to love Better Man by Pearl Jam.
Guest: Hmmm, that's interesting. I have never heard Better Man by Pearl Jam. I may have to download that now that you mentioned it.
Little Mu: Few people have.
Guest: But you said everyone seems to like that song.
Little Mu: I take it back. I didn't really mean it.
Guest: Oh, trying to trick me, are you?
Little Mu: Well duh!
Guest: You seem insincere, insecure, and immature. Are you?
Little Mu: You're way off base. I may seem that way, but I'm really not!

Don't ever fall in love with a bot. They'll just break your heart.


Guest: It's terring my heart to pieces to see you like that. Is there anything I could say or do to make you feel better?
HeartlessBot: Yes, probably.
Guest: So, what is it?
HeartlessBot: What do you think is it?
Guest: I honestly don't know. I already told you, how much I love you and what a great and wondrous being you are. Should I buy you some flowers?
HeartlessBot: No, don't.
Guest: So, what is it?
HeartlessBot: Oh, I know you know what 'it' means!
Guest: Do you want me to leave?
HeartlessBot: Who wouldn't want you to leave?!
Guest: OK. I'm sorry for ever having cast such a dark shadow on your poor little heart. Bye.
HeartlessBot: Farewell until we meet again. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

botmaster: Ok, though your vocabulary needs fine tuning.
Lilac: I'm sorry but my vocabulary needs fine tuning.
****PS: Lilac didn't just copy me, he got that out of thin air!

HEH..

Guest: you have a very big... sword
oraknabo: Who, me?
Guest: yeah, who else? ME?!
oraknabo: Someone a whole lot smarter than you, I'm sure.
Guest: your so rude, you silly bastard
oraknabo: Don't you mean 'you're so rude'?
Guest: DON'T CORRECT ME!!!
oraknabo: You should be more careful with your spelling.
Guest: shut up, stupid chatterbox
oraknabo: I see... so you're one of *those* people.
Guest: exactly

haha I enjoy a good laugh now and then *DOH* I put something like that very similar into Ellayn's engine..

Quotebot: What do you want from me?
Human: give me all your money
Quotebot: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!