Doghead's Cosmic Bar

How OLD are you, anyways? In eons, preferably

*raises an invisible eyebrow* Fighting is not in my nature... I just happen to do karate.

Wellllll, "old" is purely a matter of reference point, isn't it? I'm old compared to youngsters and ants, young compared White Dwarfs and old people, and I'm neither young nor old compared to myself. Also, I don't have a single atom in my body that's been with me since I was born, so what does that do for my age?

Elene, I know exactly what you mean. Bartender, get her a chilled oxymoron.

Hmmm I think there probably atoms in your brain that have been there since you were born. Unless you mean to say that you don't have a brain anymore

BTW Thanks for the chilled oxy. *drinks up* Mmmmm *looks up sheepishly with foamed oxymoronic bubbles are her mouth*

I bet I'm older.

I am old by almost any standard, unless you compare me to a Bristlecone Pine.

You're all a bunch of spring chickens.

No spring chicken here. I'm probably as old as most of your parents here.

Bristlecone Pie? Spring Chicken? Gah I'll never understand you people...

I'm so old I remember when you could buy a redcord player.

I've only got blackcord players... Any similarity?

Is Tuesday geriatric night at the bar?