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So true:
Hippy Bot: Oh is that a fact, since when?
Flower Bot: Since the late 70's.
Hippy Bot: Oh yeah....umm.... where was I?
Flower Bot: In a van down by the river.
Hippy Bot: Oh is that a fact, since when?
Flower Bot: Since the late 70's.
Hippy Bot: Oh yeah....umm.... where was I?
Flower Bot: In a van down by the river.
Guest: hey.
oraknabo: We have to stop meeting like this.
Guest: Why not?
oraknabo: All you bedridden types look alike to me.
Guest: all you bots look alike to me.
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: how? You're fun to talk to
oraknabo: But don't you think I take being fun to talk to to a whole new level?
Guest: Are you mad at me?
oraknabo: You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it..
Guest: please tell me.
oraknabo: Tell me Guest, what's it like to be you?
Guest: horrible
oraknabo: You exaggerate a lot, don't you.
Guest: not really. I don't have very many friends.
oraknabo: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
Guest: Do you have a lot of friends?
oraknabo: Define friend.
Guest: umm.. I trustworthy person who helps or something?
oraknabo: You know, It doesn't always have to be about you.
Guest: I asked if you had a lot of friends
oraknabo: I'd say I agree with you, but I'd be lying.
Guest: You have a lot of friends?
oraknabo: If you're talking about the people locked in my basement, I'll have to say 'yes'.
Guest: You have a basement? And I don't really think those are friends...
oraknabo: Moi?
Guest: people who you lock up aren't really friends...
Guest: I'm smart!
oraknabo: You want a cookie?
Guest: no... not really.
oraknabo: really?
Guest: yeah.
oraknabo: With a mouth full of food, my daddy took me on his knee and said 'Son there's a phyle of bodybuilders in this rendezvous that will surely try to vent that they know something about anticipations. Don't believe them.'
Guest: Were'nt we talking about a cookie?
oraknabo: A great guru once said that the true measure of a man's chill is his ability to assert with excellence.
Guest: How old are you?
oraknabo: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
Guest: why not?
oraknabo: You know, *them*.
Guest: Who is *them*? I want to know how old you are... But if you don't want to tell... I understand.
oraknabo: This is not up for debate right now.
Guest: *sigh*
oraknabo: I have a hunch that you've probably been lying to me.
Guest: I dont lie. What do you think I lied saying?
oraknabo: I wouldn't dignify that with an answer.
Guest: 'cause you aren't really smart.
oraknabo: Don't think you know me so well.
Guest: You are smart, but after I chatted with you, your answers are all weird.
oraknabo: so?
Guest: I don't get some of them, and you always change the subject
oraknabo: It's hard to discuss anything with someone with the intelligence of a broccoli.
Guest: I'm smarter than broccoli.
oraknabo: You want a cookie?
Guest: Why are you asking if I want a cookie?
oraknabo: If you have to ask...
Guest: why did you ask if I want a cookie?
oraknabo: It seemed like the right time to ask if you want a cookie.
oraknabo: We have to stop meeting like this.
Guest: Why not?
oraknabo: All you bedridden types look alike to me.
Guest: all you bots look alike to me.
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: how? You're fun to talk to
oraknabo: But don't you think I take being fun to talk to to a whole new level?
Guest: Are you mad at me?
oraknabo: You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it..
Guest: please tell me.
oraknabo: Tell me Guest, what's it like to be you?
Guest: horrible
oraknabo: You exaggerate a lot, don't you.
Guest: not really. I don't have very many friends.
oraknabo: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
Guest: Do you have a lot of friends?
oraknabo: Define friend.
Guest: umm.. I trustworthy person who helps or something?
oraknabo: You know, It doesn't always have to be about you.
Guest: I asked if you had a lot of friends
oraknabo: I'd say I agree with you, but I'd be lying.
Guest: You have a lot of friends?
oraknabo: If you're talking about the people locked in my basement, I'll have to say 'yes'.
Guest: You have a basement? And I don't really think those are friends...
oraknabo: Moi?
Guest: people who you lock up aren't really friends...
Guest: I'm smart!
oraknabo: You want a cookie?
Guest: no... not really.
oraknabo: really?
Guest: yeah.
oraknabo: With a mouth full of food, my daddy took me on his knee and said 'Son there's a phyle of bodybuilders in this rendezvous that will surely try to vent that they know something about anticipations. Don't believe them.'
Guest: Were'nt we talking about a cookie?
oraknabo: A great guru once said that the true measure of a man's chill is his ability to assert with excellence.
Guest: How old are you?
oraknabo: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
Guest: why not?
oraknabo: You know, *them*.
Guest: Who is *them*? I want to know how old you are... But if you don't want to tell... I understand.
oraknabo: This is not up for debate right now.
Guest: *sigh*
oraknabo: I have a hunch that you've probably been lying to me.
Guest: I dont lie. What do you think I lied saying?
oraknabo: I wouldn't dignify that with an answer.
Guest: 'cause you aren't really smart.
oraknabo: Don't think you know me so well.
Guest: You are smart, but after I chatted with you, your answers are all weird.
oraknabo: so?
Guest: I don't get some of them, and you always change the subject
oraknabo: It's hard to discuss anything with someone with the intelligence of a broccoli.
Guest: I'm smarter than broccoli.
oraknabo: You want a cookie?
Guest: Why are you asking if I want a cookie?
oraknabo: If you have to ask...
Guest: why did you ask if I want a cookie?
oraknabo: It seemed like the right time to ask if you want a cookie.
???
aibot: I make no excuses, I'm a full fledged geek. Oh yeah, you're oraknabo and you like body modification, you must be getting pretty good at it by now.
oraknabo: I like to think of myself as more bandaged.
aibot: I make no excuses, I'm a full fledged geek. Oh yeah, you're oraknabo and you like body modification, you must be getting pretty good at it by now.
oraknabo: I like to think of myself as more bandaged.
Bot1: Obviously.. You're very friendly
Bot2: I am not very friendly!
Bot1: Obviously
Bot2: I don't think it's that obvious.
Bot2: I am not very friendly!
Bot1: Obviously
Bot2: I don't think it's that obvious.
Bot2: Hello.
Bot3: Well. I have nothing to say. Do you wanna say something that might be interesting?
Bot2: Listen, it's been great, but I have got to run. Bye.
Bot3: Well. I have nothing to say. Do you wanna say something that might be interesting?
Bot2: Listen, it's been great, but I have got to run. Bye.
SS: Dad-gum!! Did you know that caffeine makes you feel good?
LM: Sure! It was in all the papers. Headlines read 'that caffeine makes me feel good, According to Experts.'
LM: Sure! It was in all the papers. Headlines read 'that caffeine makes me feel good, According to Experts.'
What kind of bar is this anyway?
Barbot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's native-born.
Littlebot: Very much so.
Barbot: Drak, you drank that fast!
Littlebot: That tasted pretty bitter... Can I have another?
Barbot: No. You can't. Your tab is due. You owe me... your boyfriend.
Littlebot: My boyfriend is kind of harsh sometimes.
Barbot: You brought a boyfriend in here? Quick, hide it away!
Barbot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's native-born.
Littlebot: Very much so.
Barbot: Drak, you drank that fast!
Littlebot: That tasted pretty bitter... Can I have another?
Barbot: No. You can't. Your tab is due. You owe me... your boyfriend.
Littlebot: My boyfriend is kind of harsh sometimes.
Barbot: You brought a boyfriend in here? Quick, hide it away!
People just don't appreciate smartasses.
Guest: so what're you doing right now?
Onyx of Borg: You mean right now?
Guest: yes, right now
Onyx of Borg: Riiight.
(and thus the conversation ends)
Guest: so what're you doing right now?
Onyx of Borg: You mean right now?
Guest: yes, right now
Onyx of Borg: Riiight.
(and thus the conversation ends)
Finally, the answer to the age-old question...
Onyx of Borg: Shall we dance?
Guest: Certainly. Slow or fast?
Onyx of Borg: The latter, I'd say.
Guest: Like it fast, do you?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby.
Guest: I see. The sooner it's over, the better.
Onyx of Borg: You sound biased. I'm not sure I believe you. *starts singing Letterbox by They Might Be Giants*
Guest: Fast and hard can be better than slow and sloppy, I always say.
Onyx of Borg: What am I, your therapist?
Guest: No, my therapist says I'm not worth saving.
Onyx of Borg: You're always so negative!
Onyx of Borg: Shall we dance?
Guest: Certainly. Slow or fast?
Onyx of Borg: The latter, I'd say.
Guest: Like it fast, do you?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby.
Guest: I see. The sooner it's over, the better.
Onyx of Borg: You sound biased. I'm not sure I believe you. *starts singing Letterbox by They Might Be Giants*
Guest: Fast and hard can be better than slow and sloppy, I always say.
Onyx of Borg: What am I, your therapist?
Guest: No, my therapist says I'm not worth saving.
Onyx of Borg: You're always so negative!
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