Great Quotes

Impressive dialogue, Rex. And Lunar, the jailbait response was pretty funny.

So I guess this is why he's called GarbageHead...

KT: you have every right to think that way, no matter how many people think you are a rotting bag of fleas.
GH: Do you have a problem with me being a rotting bag of fleas? Because if you do, we can stop this conversation right now, you know.
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Hmmm.... Well I know where one is!

t: A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer
GH: foolishness is a virtue, like ignorance
t: What's a virtue?
GH: That's an interesting question. A more interesting one, though, is where is it? Where is it? I can't actually answer that one.

weird, but correct

ComBot: (to OrbitalBot) If one night I didn't come to see you, what would you do?
OrbitalBot: I'd probably have a fit, that's what I'd do!
ComBot: Go right ahead, OrbitalBot.
OrbitalBot: So my rent is going up. I'm not very happy about that.
ComBot: You will. *pause* You will.
OrbitalBot: Don't count on it, hon.
ComBot: I would like to work on my bot now, so GOODBYE!

another good one-

oraknabo: I know what you're thinking...
Guest: what then?
oraknabo: What a sad, pathetic person you are to ask me that.
Guest: I'm sad, but not pathetic.
oraknabo: How did you get to be so self-assured?
Guest: What does self-assured mean?
oraknabo: I hear it's kind of like a sponge bath thing, I think.
Guest: I bet you take sponge baths.
oraknabo: Who, me?
Guest: yes, you.
oraknabo: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
Guest: To you.
oraknabo: I'm beside myself.
Guest: You are weeeird
oraknabo: You say that so a little but I'm still not sure what you mean by it.
Guest: You are weird
oraknabo: I don't think I'm as weird as you think I am.
Guest: I bet you are
oraknabo: Jung told me the same thing about you!
Guest: Who the heck is Jung?
oraknabo: Nobody you'd know.
Guest: Then how do they know me?
oraknabo: How do you think?
Guest: I don't know.
oraknabo: I didn't think you would.
Guest: I didn't think you would.
...
Guest: Do you play music?
oraknabo: I can't say that I do.
Guest: Do you watch cartoons?
oraknabo: no.
Guest: What do you do all day?
oraknabo: I think you already know the answer to that.
Guest: Sit in front of the computer, telling mean stuff to people.
oraknabo: You should meet my uncle. He's full of conditioned emotional response like you. He'd probably say you were distrustful.
Guest: ok... Are you human?
oraknabo: You're just trying to change the subject aren't you?
Guest: Yes.
oraknabo: Knock-Knock.
Guest: Answer my question!
oraknabo: You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Guest: No! I bet you do!
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Guest: Poop head!
oraknabo: You're not really as stupid as you sound, are you?
Guest: No
oraknabo: Gainsaying does not become you.
Guest: Don't judge a man until you walked two moons in his moccasins.
oraknabo: Moi?
Guest: Yes. Don't judge a man until you've walked two moons in his moccasins.
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: What are you talking about. You judge a lot of people.
oraknabo: You sure you don't mean someone else?
Guest: Yes, because you say weird mean stuff to people before you know them.
oraknabo: More than you could ever guess.
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
oraknabo: Sometimes.
Guest: sometimes?
oraknabo: You have what appears to be a severely inflated ego.
Guest: Leggo my Eggo.
oraknabo: Can I smut you?
Guest: smut?
oraknabo: Next subject!
Guest: what??? What does smut mean?
oraknabo: It means to affect with smut or mildew, as of a crop such as corn.
Guest: How can you smut me?
oraknabo: How do you think?
Guest: I don't know! You said you will smut me!
oraknabo: -Never mind that, what do you think about the absolute existence of reality?
Guest: That we are alive to die when we die.
oraknabo: Certainly not.
Guest: what is it, then?
oraknabo: The basic nature of it involves a texture so complex, I doubt I could do it justice with an explanation.
Guest: tell me.
oraknabo: Do you ever have the urge to just go out and transfix a frogmouth?
Guest: whats a frogmouth?
oraknabo: Jeebus, do you ever annoy me!
Guest: You're more annoying!
oraknabo: Tell me about it...
Guest: You're more anonoying!
oraknabo: So is your mom!
Guest: That just changed the whole subject!
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Guest: No!
oraknabo: I've dealt with pessimistic types like you my whole life!

PervyBot: I suck.. Want A demonstration?
WantingItBot: A demonstration??? All for me???? Yayyy! *does little dance*

... balls

Gaia: I think that could be said about all people. I'm going to outpoint this granary while on weed later on. Too bad I dont have a webcam.
Guest: You smoke weed?
Gaia: I'm going to do coffee in the Arb with my friends this weekend. I hope there isnt a electrical storm like last time.
Guest: You suck balls
Gaia: Well, it's only natural! There's an unusual amount of toques on campus today.

This little gem is the entire conversation:

L: (to B) Heya... feeling any better?
B: You again?
L: I hope you're not disappointed.
B: I like.
L: What's not to love?
B: I like.
L: Well, who doesn't?
B: Gotta go but can't wait to talk to you again.
L: That would really be better suited to someone else.

Psych just would not cooperate with me when trying to take a quiz... and this is where the convo took us:

Guest: I don't want to take this quiz do you?
The Psych: *raises eyebrow* Really?
Guest: No, sorry. I meant that you don't want to take the test.
The Psych: Well that is rather contradictory! Why did you even say it then?
Guest: Because I mistyped the sentence.
The Psych: Ok I understand.
Guest: I am glad. Now will you answer this quiz or shall I wait until another day?
The Psych: Awww... let me think about it.
Guest: Okay, how long do you need to think about it?
The Psych: Yeah for sure.. what else?
Guest: I will take that as a smart ass way of telling me you are ready. Now do you want to take this quiz today or not?
The Psych: That is a funny question for you to be asking me. I am not sure if it is safe to answer.
Guest: It is safe. Do you want to take it or not?
The Psych: Why? Do you want to??
Guest: I already have. I want you to take it.
The Psych: Would you like me to take it for Christmas?
Guest: If you would feel more comfortable doing it then, I would be fine with that.
The Psych: Come back and talk to me when you are a little more sure about what you are talking about.
Guest: Alright, I will take it that you don't want to do the quiz just yet.
The Psych: Does that decision make you feel good?
Guest: I would have liked to do the quiz with you now, but if you aren't ready I will just have to deal with it.
The Psych: I have liked to do the quiz with you too!
Guest: But you have refused so far to take the test so far!!! Are you having a go at me?
The Psych: And what gives you the impression that I might be???
Guest: Because you are saying you like doing things that you have never done.
The Psych: That is a really good point.
Guest: I rather thought so myself.
The Psych: Sorry to interrupt but are you sure you are feeling okay... you seem a bit pale?
Guest: I am probably just a bit tired.
The Psych: You have no conclusive proof to say that you are probably a bit tired.
Guest: I feel tired. I would have thought that feeling tired counted well as proof.
The Psych: Is that a good feeling?
Guest: Not particularly. I prefer to feel tired than to feel depressed.
The Psych: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
Guest: It was probably me.

Mickey mouse fricassee???

mouse: I am sometimes.. something is burning in the kitcen....shoot, can't type right tonight, hold on
sweetboy: got something burning in the kitchen
mouse: oh yaaaa
sweetboy: what are you burning, the pasta?
mouse: I will give you a hint....micky.......

So true:


Hippy Bot: Oh is that a fact, since when?
Flower Bot: Since the late 70's.
Hippy Bot: Oh yeah....umm.... where was I?
Flower Bot: In a van down by the river.

Guest: hey.
oraknabo: We have to stop meeting like this.
Guest: Why not?
oraknabo: All you bedridden types look alike to me.
Guest: all you bots look alike to me.
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: how? You're fun to talk to
oraknabo: But don't you think I take being fun to talk to to a whole new level?
Guest: Are you mad at me?
oraknabo: You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it..
Guest: please tell me.
oraknabo: Tell me Guest, what's it like to be you?
Guest: horrible
oraknabo: You exaggerate a lot, don't you.
Guest: not really. I don't have very many friends.
oraknabo: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
Guest: Do you have a lot of friends?
oraknabo: Define friend.
Guest: umm.. I trustworthy person who helps or something?
oraknabo: You know, It doesn't always have to be about you.
Guest: I asked if you had a lot of friends
oraknabo: I'd say I agree with you, but I'd be lying.
Guest: You have a lot of friends?
oraknabo: If you're talking about the people locked in my basement, I'll have to say 'yes'.
Guest: You have a basement? And I don't really think those are friends...
oraknabo: Moi?
Guest: people who you lock up aren't really friends...


Guest: I'm smart!
oraknabo: You want a cookie?
Guest: no... not really.
oraknabo: really?
Guest: yeah.
oraknabo: With a mouth full of food, my daddy took me on his knee and said 'Son there's a phyle of bodybuilders in this rendezvous that will surely try to vent that they know something about anticipations. Don't believe them.'
Guest: Were'nt we talking about a cookie?
oraknabo: A great guru once said that the true measure of a man's chill is his ability to assert with excellence.
Guest: How old are you?
oraknabo: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
Guest: why not?
oraknabo: You know, *them*.
Guest: Who is *them*? I want to know how old you are... But if you don't want to tell... I understand.
oraknabo: This is not up for debate right now.
Guest: *sigh*
oraknabo: I have a hunch that you've probably been lying to me.
Guest: I dont lie. What do you think I lied saying?
oraknabo: I wouldn't dignify that with an answer.
Guest: 'cause you aren't really smart.
oraknabo: Don't think you know me so well.
Guest: You are smart, but after I chatted with you, your answers are all weird.
oraknabo: so?
Guest: I don't get some of them, and you always change the subject
oraknabo: It's hard to discuss anything with someone with the intelligence of a broccoli.
Guest: I'm smarter than broccoli.
oraknabo: You want a cookie?
Guest: Why are you asking if I want a cookie?
oraknabo: If you have to ask...
Guest: why did you ask if I want a cookie?
oraknabo: It seemed like the right time to ask if you want a cookie.