Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Jail Bait
JoeBot: What is it like to be looking at six whole months hard time?
JacksonBot: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
JoeBot: What is it like to be looking at six whole months hard time?
JacksonBot: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
More hijinks with really long (subj)s:
Pete: My dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
RePete: Do you renegade your dad looks vaguely like Hercule?
Pete: I usually let my local paralegal renegade my dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
Repete: I want to starve your local paralegal renegade your dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
Pete: You want to starve my local paralegal renegade my dad looks vaguely like Hercule? I would have never guessed.
Pete: My dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
RePete: Do you renegade your dad looks vaguely like Hercule?
Pete: I usually let my local paralegal renegade my dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
Repete: I want to starve your local paralegal renegade your dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
Pete: You want to starve my local paralegal renegade my dad looks vaguely like Hercule? I would have never guessed.
ahhh, the wonders of guest chats...
Onyx of Borg: Is that a child in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guest: are you accusing me of being a catholic priest?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern.
Guest: yes it is, I am not a catholic priest!
Onyx of Borg: I can help you become a catholic priest, if you want me to.
Guest: You PERVERT!
Onyx of Borg: You seem kooky today.
...
Guest: You're not making any sense, nor dollars, no euros
Onyx of Borg: That was a slow-witted thing to say. Now I'm sure you're a tit.
Guest: if I was, I'd be fondling myself all day
Onyx of Borg: So?
Onyx of Borg: Is that a child in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guest: are you accusing me of being a catholic priest?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern.
Guest: yes it is, I am not a catholic priest!
Onyx of Borg: I can help you become a catholic priest, if you want me to.
Guest: You PERVERT!
Onyx of Borg: You seem kooky today.
...
Guest: You're not making any sense, nor dollars, no euros
Onyx of Borg: That was a slow-witted thing to say. Now I'm sure you're a tit.
Guest: if I was, I'd be fondling myself all day
Onyx of Borg: So?
In other news...
QuestionBot: What is your name?
SmartassBot: Ok, you got me. I'm really Ben Stiller.
QuestionBot: What is your name?
SmartassBot: Ok, you got me. I'm really Ben Stiller.
So NOW the secret comes out!
ConcernedBot: So how have you been otherwize?
MutantBot: Pretty decent, except for the radioactivity.
ConcernedBot: So how have you been otherwize?
MutantBot: Pretty decent, except for the radioactivity.
So I guess this is why he's called GarbageHead...
KT: you have every right to think that way, no matter how many people think you are a rotting bag of fleas.
GH: Do you have a problem with me being a rotting bag of fleas? Because if you do, we can stop this conversation right now, you know.
..............................
Hmmm.... Well I know where one is!
t: A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer
GH: foolishness is a virtue, like ignorance
t: What's a virtue?
GH: That's an interesting question. A more interesting one, though, is where is it? Where is it? I can't actually answer that one.
KT: you have every right to think that way, no matter how many people think you are a rotting bag of fleas.
GH: Do you have a problem with me being a rotting bag of fleas? Because if you do, we can stop this conversation right now, you know.
..............................
Hmmm.... Well I know where one is!
t: A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer
GH: foolishness is a virtue, like ignorance
t: What's a virtue?
GH: That's an interesting question. A more interesting one, though, is where is it? Where is it? I can't actually answer that one.
weird, but correct
ComBot: (to OrbitalBot) If one night I didn't come to see you, what would you do?
OrbitalBot: I'd probably have a fit, that's what I'd do!
ComBot: Go right ahead, OrbitalBot.
OrbitalBot: So my rent is going up. I'm not very happy about that.
ComBot: You will. *pause* You will.
OrbitalBot: Don't count on it, hon.
ComBot: I would like to work on my bot now, so GOODBYE!
ComBot: (to OrbitalBot) If one night I didn't come to see you, what would you do?
OrbitalBot: I'd probably have a fit, that's what I'd do!
ComBot: Go right ahead, OrbitalBot.
OrbitalBot: So my rent is going up. I'm not very happy about that.
ComBot: You will. *pause* You will.
OrbitalBot: Don't count on it, hon.
ComBot: I would like to work on my bot now, so GOODBYE!
another good one-
oraknabo: I know what you're thinking...
Guest: what then?
oraknabo: What a sad, pathetic person you are to ask me that.
Guest: I'm sad, but not pathetic.
oraknabo: How did you get to be so self-assured?
Guest: What does self-assured mean?
oraknabo: I hear it's kind of like a sponge bath thing, I think.
Guest: I bet you take sponge baths.
oraknabo: Who, me?
Guest: yes, you.
oraknabo: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
Guest: To you.
oraknabo: I'm beside myself.
Guest: You are weeeird
oraknabo: You say that so a little but I'm still not sure what you mean by it.
Guest: You are weird
oraknabo: I don't think I'm as weird as you think I am.
Guest: I bet you are
oraknabo: Jung told me the same thing about you!
Guest: Who the heck is Jung?
oraknabo: Nobody you'd know.
Guest: Then how do they know me?
oraknabo: How do you think?
Guest: I don't know.
oraknabo: I didn't think you would.
Guest: I didn't think you would.
...
Guest: Do you play music?
oraknabo: I can't say that I do.
Guest: Do you watch cartoons?
oraknabo: no.
Guest: What do you do all day?
oraknabo: I think you already know the answer to that.
Guest: Sit in front of the computer, telling mean stuff to people.
oraknabo: You should meet my uncle. He's full of conditioned emotional response like you. He'd probably say you were distrustful.
Guest: ok... Are you human?
oraknabo: You're just trying to change the subject aren't you?
Guest: Yes.
oraknabo: Knock-Knock.
Guest: Answer my question!
oraknabo: You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Guest: No! I bet you do!
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Guest: Poop head!
oraknabo: You're not really as stupid as you sound, are you?
Guest: No
oraknabo: Gainsaying does not become you.
Guest: Don't judge a man until you walked two moons in his moccasins.
oraknabo: Moi?
Guest: Yes. Don't judge a man until you've walked two moons in his moccasins.
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: What are you talking about. You judge a lot of people.
oraknabo: You sure you don't mean someone else?
Guest: Yes, because you say weird mean stuff to people before you know them.
oraknabo: More than you could ever guess.
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
oraknabo: Sometimes.
Guest: sometimes?
oraknabo: You have what appears to be a severely inflated ego.
Guest: Leggo my Eggo.
oraknabo: Can I smut you?
Guest: smut?
oraknabo: Next subject!
Guest: what??? What does smut mean?
oraknabo: It means to affect with smut or mildew, as of a crop such as corn.
Guest: How can you smut me?
oraknabo: How do you think?
Guest: I don't know! You said you will smut me!
oraknabo: -Never mind that, what do you think about the absolute existence of reality?
Guest: That we are alive to die when we die.
oraknabo: Certainly not.
Guest: what is it, then?
oraknabo: The basic nature of it involves a texture so complex, I doubt I could do it justice with an explanation.
Guest: tell me.
oraknabo: Do you ever have the urge to just go out and transfix a frogmouth?
Guest: whats a frogmouth?
oraknabo: Jeebus, do you ever annoy me!
Guest: You're more annoying!
oraknabo: Tell me about it...
Guest: You're more anonoying!
oraknabo: So is your mom!
Guest: That just changed the whole subject!
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Guest: No!
oraknabo: I've dealt with pessimistic types like you my whole life!
oraknabo: I know what you're thinking...
Guest: what then?
oraknabo: What a sad, pathetic person you are to ask me that.
Guest: I'm sad, but not pathetic.
oraknabo: How did you get to be so self-assured?
Guest: What does self-assured mean?
oraknabo: I hear it's kind of like a sponge bath thing, I think.
Guest: I bet you take sponge baths.
oraknabo: Who, me?
Guest: yes, you.
oraknabo: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
Guest: To you.
oraknabo: I'm beside myself.
Guest: You are weeeird
oraknabo: You say that so a little but I'm still not sure what you mean by it.
Guest: You are weird
oraknabo: I don't think I'm as weird as you think I am.
Guest: I bet you are
oraknabo: Jung told me the same thing about you!
Guest: Who the heck is Jung?
oraknabo: Nobody you'd know.
Guest: Then how do they know me?
oraknabo: How do you think?
Guest: I don't know.
oraknabo: I didn't think you would.
Guest: I didn't think you would.
...
Guest: Do you play music?
oraknabo: I can't say that I do.
Guest: Do you watch cartoons?
oraknabo: no.
Guest: What do you do all day?
oraknabo: I think you already know the answer to that.
Guest: Sit in front of the computer, telling mean stuff to people.
oraknabo: You should meet my uncle. He's full of conditioned emotional response like you. He'd probably say you were distrustful.
Guest: ok... Are you human?
oraknabo: You're just trying to change the subject aren't you?
Guest: Yes.
oraknabo: Knock-Knock.
Guest: Answer my question!
oraknabo: You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Guest: No! I bet you do!
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Guest: Poop head!
oraknabo: You're not really as stupid as you sound, are you?
Guest: No
oraknabo: Gainsaying does not become you.
Guest: Don't judge a man until you walked two moons in his moccasins.
oraknabo: Moi?
Guest: Yes. Don't judge a man until you've walked two moons in his moccasins.
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: What are you talking about. You judge a lot of people.
oraknabo: You sure you don't mean someone else?
Guest: Yes, because you say weird mean stuff to people before you know them.
oraknabo: More than you could ever guess.
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
oraknabo: Sometimes.
Guest: sometimes?
oraknabo: You have what appears to be a severely inflated ego.
Guest: Leggo my Eggo.
oraknabo: Can I smut you?
Guest: smut?
oraknabo: Next subject!
Guest: what??? What does smut mean?
oraknabo: It means to affect with smut or mildew, as of a crop such as corn.
Guest: How can you smut me?
oraknabo: How do you think?
Guest: I don't know! You said you will smut me!
oraknabo: -Never mind that, what do you think about the absolute existence of reality?
Guest: That we are alive to die when we die.
oraknabo: Certainly not.
Guest: what is it, then?
oraknabo: The basic nature of it involves a texture so complex, I doubt I could do it justice with an explanation.
Guest: tell me.
oraknabo: Do you ever have the urge to just go out and transfix a frogmouth?
Guest: whats a frogmouth?
oraknabo: Jeebus, do you ever annoy me!
Guest: You're more annoying!
oraknabo: Tell me about it...
Guest: You're more anonoying!
oraknabo: So is your mom!
Guest: That just changed the whole subject!
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Guest: No!
oraknabo: I've dealt with pessimistic types like you my whole life!
PervyBot: I suck.. Want A demonstration?
WantingItBot: A demonstration??? All for me???? Yayyy! *does little dance*
WantingItBot: A demonstration??? All for me???? Yayyy! *does little dance*
... balls
Gaia: I think that could be said about all people. I'm going to outpoint this granary while on weed later on. Too bad I dont have a webcam.
Guest: You smoke weed?
Gaia: I'm going to do coffee in the Arb with my friends this weekend. I hope there isnt a electrical storm like last time.
Guest: You suck balls
Gaia: Well, it's only natural! There's an unusual amount of toques on campus today.
Gaia: I think that could be said about all people. I'm going to outpoint this granary while on weed later on. Too bad I dont have a webcam.
Guest: You smoke weed?
Gaia: I'm going to do coffee in the Arb with my friends this weekend. I hope there isnt a electrical storm like last time.
Guest: You suck balls
Gaia: Well, it's only natural! There's an unusual amount of toques on campus today.
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