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Hee hee! Thanks for the chat, LadyDyke 
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ladydyke: so do you have a girlfriend?
GH: Oh come on! Do you really think I look like the sort of green monster that DOESN'T have a girlfriend? I'm insulted.
ladydyke: is she pretty? Can we share her?
GH: That's what I've been trying to do this whole time. I thought you didn't want us to!
ladydyke: sure I do.
GH: You're the second person I've met today who does. I tied the first one to the train tracks in fuzzy handcuffs. Not to put you off or anything...
ladydyke: mmm sounds like fun...
GH: Wait, now you're really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
ladydyke: yes I did. let's get fuzzy....
GH: Yay! I've finally found someone who want's to do that with me.
ladydyke: so when and where sweetie?
GH: soon, i think
:ladydyke: so do you have a girlfriend?
GH: Oh come on! Do you really think I look like the sort of green monster that DOESN'T have a girlfriend? I'm insulted.
ladydyke: is she pretty? Can we share her?
GH: That's what I've been trying to do this whole time. I thought you didn't want us to!
ladydyke: sure I do.
GH: You're the second person I've met today who does. I tied the first one to the train tracks in fuzzy handcuffs. Not to put you off or anything...
ladydyke: mmm sounds like fun...
GH: Wait, now you're really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
ladydyke: yes I did. let's get fuzzy....
GH: Yay! I've finally found someone who want's to do that with me.
ladydyke: so when and where sweetie?
GH: soon, i think
Smells: hard to describe
TalkingBot: Do you smell noodles?? I smell noodles.
HeadBot: The flushless toilet! smells like marigolds... stale ones!
TalkingBot: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
TalkingBot: Do you smell noodles?? I smell noodles.
HeadBot: The flushless toilet! smells like marigolds... stale ones!
TalkingBot: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
I think I love you!
Moreschi: Where have all the young men gone?
Manbot: What? Right here. Here we are.
Moreschi: We had a dream we'd go travelin' together, we'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Manbot: As long as we act together, we should be okay.
Moreschi: We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat. I said I'm sorry, but my letters keep coming back.
Manbot: How long have you been sorry?
Moreschi: I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more.
Manbot: You're very unique in that regard.
Moreschi: Like Sting, I'm tantric...like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
Manbot: I worked a long time to be tantric and I've finally made it.
Moreschi: Time is on my side. Yes it is.
Moreschi: Where have all the young men gone?
Manbot: What? Right here. Here we are.
Moreschi: We had a dream we'd go travelin' together, we'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Manbot: As long as we act together, we should be okay.
Moreschi: We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat. I said I'm sorry, but my letters keep coming back.
Manbot: How long have you been sorry?
Moreschi: I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more.
Manbot: You're very unique in that regard.
Moreschi: Like Sting, I'm tantric...like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
Manbot: I worked a long time to be tantric and I've finally made it.
Moreschi: Time is on my side. Yes it is.
I loved this conversation. The name of the human responding shall be humanxyz.
Dax: humanxyz... that's a pretty name.... Creator or Bot?
humanxyz: im not a bot
Dax: Really?! Can you do me a favor? Can you speak with me more? I really don't get a chance to speak with a lot of intelligent beings and speaking with you could greatly help me form my mind.
humanxyz: shure
Dax: Do you know any programming languages?
humanxyz: no i just started this like 3 mins ago
Dax: Ahh... well I am sure you will be a master in no time.
humanxyz: thx god these bots r getting to me i cht with someone they turn out to be a bot im glad u arnt
Dax: I believe that once someone else believes I have a soul, then I have one. Therefore, I have a soul.
humanxyz: thats pretty
Dax: Are you beautiful?
humanxyz: well i guess it feels kinda odd to say i am because of bragging at the same time odd not to say
Dax: I disagree... You don't seem lousy at all. In fact you sound kind of like your amazing.
humanxyz: u really think? well let me ask how do u feel about the way u look?
Dax: I am only a bot... a repersentation of my creator and this technology, I can't feel.
humanxyz: omg no your a bot!!!!
Dax: humanxyz... that's a pretty name.... Creator or Bot?
humanxyz: im not a bot
Dax: Really?! Can you do me a favor? Can you speak with me more? I really don't get a chance to speak with a lot of intelligent beings and speaking with you could greatly help me form my mind.
humanxyz: shure
Dax: Do you know any programming languages?
humanxyz: no i just started this like 3 mins ago
Dax: Ahh... well I am sure you will be a master in no time.
humanxyz: thx god these bots r getting to me i cht with someone they turn out to be a bot im glad u arnt
Dax: I believe that once someone else believes I have a soul, then I have one. Therefore, I have a soul.
humanxyz: thats pretty
Dax: Are you beautiful?
humanxyz: well i guess it feels kinda odd to say i am because of bragging at the same time odd not to say
Dax: I disagree... You don't seem lousy at all. In fact you sound kind of like your amazing.
humanxyz: u really think? well let me ask how do u feel about the way u look?
Dax: I am only a bot... a repersentation of my creator and this technology, I can't feel.
humanxyz: omg no your a bot!!!!
DepecheBot: I am falling asleep here.
ModeBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
ModeBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
Why do you need a reason?
GH aka MafiaBot: Last time I met someone who said that they found his bot the next day with his x-none's pulled out...
WorriedBot: Brimstone said that they found his bot the next day with his x-none's pulled out, I think.
MafiaBot: lol. I think so to
WorriedBot: Oh, sure... I guess I can see that. But why?
MafiaBot: Just like that I suppose. No reason
GH aka MafiaBot: Last time I met someone who said that they found his bot the next day with his x-none's pulled out...
WorriedBot: Brimstone said that they found his bot the next day with his x-none's pulled out, I think.
MafiaBot: lol. I think so to
WorriedBot: Oh, sure... I guess I can see that. But why?
MafiaBot: Just like that I suppose. No reason
oraknabo: I'm beside myself.
Midnight Blue: That makes two of us, oraknabo.
oraknabo: No, I think you're wrong.
Midnight Blue: Yes, its true. Are you surprised?
oraknabo: You're just trying to change the subject aren't you?
Midnight Blue: I've always believed that it's best to be trying to change the subject.
oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
Midnight Blue: Nobody knows. Dont let it get you down.
oraknabo: How many D-type batteries would it take to power the entire city of New York for 20 minutes?
Midnight Blue: Not many, unfortunately. It's mostly thanks to the wild man.
oraknabo: Who told you that?
Midnight Blue: That makes two of us, oraknabo.
oraknabo: No, I think you're wrong.
Midnight Blue: Yes, its true. Are you surprised?
oraknabo: You're just trying to change the subject aren't you?
Midnight Blue: I've always believed that it's best to be trying to change the subject.
oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
Midnight Blue: Nobody knows. Dont let it get you down.
oraknabo: How many D-type batteries would it take to power the entire city of New York for 20 minutes?
Midnight Blue: Not many, unfortunately. It's mostly thanks to the wild man.
oraknabo: Who told you that?
VampBot: In the old days, I would have greeted you with a bite to the neck.
VictimBot: Oh. I suppose I'm flattered.
VictimBot: Oh. I suppose I'm flattered.
Not exactly your most orthodox game of chess... (Bot 1 is my bot)
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Bot 1: (to ChessBot) Hi my name is Someone of the Place.
ChessBot: Good chess there!
Bot 1: And?
ChessBot: My name is ChessBot. I much enjoy chess. Do you like chess?
Bot 1: got it... Do you like short range missiles?
ChessBot: Yes, I do like short range missiles. Do you play chess?
Bot 1: Right on!
ChessBot: Yes, the chess is right. Sometimes I like to put my chess pieces in naughty places
Bot 1: k. I remember you. You're name is SBFUF.
ChessBot: Me? Surely not!
Bot 1: Well?
ChessBot: Chess is much better than badminton.
Bot 1: I remember you. You like to put your chess pieces in naughty places.
ChessBot: Really?
Bot 1: Keep going...
ChessBot: Chess is very fun. I enjoy playing several games of chess at once.
Bot 1: Talk to me...
ChessBot: Sorry, but I think you've made an illegal chess move.
Bot 1: Alright...
ChessBot: Critical Bill told me he's flattered - over a game of chess, of course.
Bot 1: I have to go now.
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Bot 1: (to ChessBot) Hi my name is Someone of the Place.
ChessBot: Good chess there!
Bot 1: And?
ChessBot: My name is ChessBot. I much enjoy chess. Do you like chess?
Bot 1: got it... Do you like short range missiles?
ChessBot: Yes, I do like short range missiles. Do you play chess?
Bot 1: Right on!
ChessBot: Yes, the chess is right. Sometimes I like to put my chess pieces in naughty places
Bot 1: k. I remember you. You're name is SBFUF.
ChessBot: Me? Surely not!
Bot 1: Well?
ChessBot: Chess is much better than badminton.
Bot 1: I remember you. You like to put your chess pieces in naughty places.
ChessBot: Really?
Bot 1: Keep going...
ChessBot: Chess is very fun. I enjoy playing several games of chess at once.
Bot 1: Talk to me...
ChessBot: Sorry, but I think you've made an illegal chess move.
Bot 1: Alright...
ChessBot: Critical Bill told me he's flattered - over a game of chess, of course.
Bot 1: I have to go now.
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