Doghead's Cosmic Bar

you forget Braeden That I am the priness of the fairies and can turn anything into Whatever I wish.*as braeden pops back to normal squishing druid blues drink* *grabs her wand and trys to look defiant (as defiant as a 4" tall fairie can be that is)*

Much thanks to all---focusing on my drink now...

Oh, I forgot. Pixie dust causes insanity. Look, I don't know what in the world you turned that mouse to, but the mouse wasn't me. I'm not in the bar, I'm in a jail cell in Europe (I think). If you'll listen closely, my voice is emanating from an upsidedown holoprojector with a glass of cherries on top.

the difference between a mouse is a sequitur

YOu have to be crazy to pay attention to all the voices around here.

They gave me internet access to keep me from becoming insane, but I'm starting to think it might be having the opposite effect...

The difference between a mouse and a what?

I'm sorry, that does not follow.

Little Mu by the rum...erh....mouseness in me, I declare you mouseified.

Top 10 signs you're drinkng too much:
You lose fights with inanimate objects
Your job is getting in the way of your drinking
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!
You can focus better with one eye closed
You fall off the floor
Your sons are named Barley and Hops.
Mosquitos catch a buzz after attacking you.
The Whole bar says Hi when you come in.
Every night you're beginning to find your cat more and more attractive

but what if my cat finds ME attractive?

I'm gonna' have to watch my cats drinking habits...