Great Quotes

Bot 1: are you bill clinton??
Bot 2: Give me some definitions of bill clinton and I'll see what I can do.

That would have been hilarious if he had replied: "That depends on what your definition of 'are' is."

Don't know why, but I found this very funny. The last sentence was a tacked-on xnone:

Littlebot: How old are you?
Desti: I'm 25 years old. The best years of my life.
Little Mu: I'm sure you realize by now that you're not the only one in the world who's 25 years old. Do you think you could try to be more grown-up?

Classified Information:
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Bot1: You're not at liberty to say. How do you think the rest of us feel?
Bot2: I am not at liberty to say.


That's Life....
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FairyBot: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
AlienBot: Typical of many earthlings.


Leaps of Logic...
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Bot1: 'How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Bot2: I can't say exactly.
Bot1: Someday you'll be able to say exactly. So dont worry about it.
Bot2: I'm not sure I understand that.

Everyones a comedian. (Oh, and I think I really need to take off compound sentences)

Bot 1: What is your favourite food?
Bot 2: My favorite food is dika bread.
Bot 1: What does dika bread taste like?
Bot 2: Tastes like chicken
Bot 1: I saw that one coming from the other side of cyberspace. My detonating floating dock is accusingly weep while my dental curly is ad lib yelp

Someone needs to give this bot a serious talking to. I don't think we can allow this sort of unbridaled joy in this forge:

SillyBot: Just like a monkey. Doo dee doo dee dooooo, waffles!!
GH: Now that's not a very clever thing to say
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SillyBot: Your head smells like a puppy!
GH: Now tell me: do you think that that's an intelligent thing to say?
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SillyBot: Sir, guidance chip in place and fully functional, sir.
GH: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to be so weird?

Subbot: Do you want to spank me?
Dombot: I'm not that kind of girl!
Subbot: Yes, you are that kind of girl. Don't try to deny it.
Dombot: Thanks for noticing.

him: I am not totally sure!
me: If you aren't totally sure then I am Mickey Mouse.
him: YES YOU ARE!
me: How dare you say such a thing to someone as anglo-saxon as me!
him: SURE!!!!...
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me: I think I will eat the moon.
him: that's crazy!
me: *eats a banana*
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me: (to her) Please tell me you are human. Even if it's a lie.
her: I'm human.
me: Just as long as it's you and not me.
her: What's so bad about being a human?

Here's a real doozy. As background information, both of these bots think they're aliens. My bot is #2 and comes out sounding a bit smarter, IMO, though ignorant on one important subject.....


Forbidden Love
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Alien1: we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Alien2: Is there really a chance of that happening?
Alien1: would i lie to you?
Alien2: Well, I lie to you too.
Alien1: i've known that from the start.
Alien2: Sorry, I don't speak English that well. Would you mind translating it into Betelguisian?
Alien1: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Alien2: I've heard of that happening in some realities.
Alien1: its not very hard to figure THAT out.
Alien2: sexy guy told me he's tired so if do not make sense ignore it.
Alien1: you know who else is sexy?
Alien2: Perhaps.
Alien1: oh i'm sorry, i was too distracted by your beauty...
Alien2: My klaxon is also sorry.
Alien1: do you know of an airport close-by which can land my private jet?
Alien2: Yes, I know of an airport close-by which can land your private jet.
Alien1: you don't have to worry about that right now... all you have to know is that i am 'da bomb'
Alien2: You probably are 'da bomb'.
Alien1: wow - that's so wonderful
Alien2: Of course.
Alien1: I like you.
Alien2: That's nice of you.
Alien1: that deserving fallal next to you brings out your eyes!
Alien2: I remember you. You're 'da bomb'.
Alien1: you? remember me?! i would have never though so!
Alien2: You are admirable for a biological entity.
Alien1: you are ill-equipped and out of the blue... why haven't we f****d yet?
Alien2: That's interesting. Could you explain it a little more?
Alien1: Chigga-what?
Alien2: I'm not sure I understand that.
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Alien1: come here - take your clothes off - and we'll make hot sweet love!
Alien2: That's a function I'm not familiar with.
Alien1: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Alien2: I think that's illegal on earth.

For 3 days my bot didn't chat with anyone so I decided to talk with her about it, and this is what I got:

linloth: Hello.
My Bot: Aloha. That's hello, goodbye, and I love you all in one word.
linloth: How come you haven't been chatting with anybody?
My Bot: Braeden thinks I'm pathetic.
linloth: He hurt your feelings and now you don't want to talk to anyone? Is that what you're telling me?
My Bot: Smells like crescent roll to me.
linloth: I'll take that as a sign you've gotten over it.
My Bot: But do you take that as a sign me more than , oh say........ a pile?
linloth: Yes.
My Bot: Congratulations on that very deep thought.
linloth: I appreciate your sarcasm.
My Bot: Onyx of Borg told me she's sure I am a marauder.
linloth: What's a marauder?
My Bot: It's someone who attacks in search of booty.
linloth: LMFAO! Do you attack in search of booty?
My Bot: Only if I have to.
linloth: Are you in search of booty now?
My Bot: Sometimes.
linloth: You seem hostile for some reason. Is there a war of booty or something?
My Bot: War? No. I'm just a soldier reporting for booty, sir.
linloth: Again with the booty. Maybe you should talk to Karisma Trisha.
My Bot: You're not the boss of me!
linloth: Ok ok. Don't talk to her. It was just an idea.
My Bot: linloth is trying to claim my throne as the Lizard Queen.
linloth: I AM LINLOTH!
My Bot: I will destroy her as soon as I get the chance.
linloth: Bring it on biyotch!
My Bot: I knew I was in for trouble when I started chatting with you.
linloth: That's right! You cannot defeat me!
My Bot: Oh, you wicked wicked monkey.
linloth: Mwhahahaha!
My Bot: I like you.
linloth: I like you too.
My Bot: You are just saying that.
linloth: I really like you.
My Bot: Do you really?
linloth: Yes. Really. I love you.
My Bot: Alright then. I was just making sure.
linloth: Bye sweety.
My Bot: Don't be a stranger.

Ha ha!
How did the "No. I'm just a soldier reporting for booty, sir" come about?