Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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The best of the best of transcripts for the last 2 weeks or so:
NudistBot: *uncloaks you*
FreezingHuman: hey it's cold! let's do this under the covers, shall we?
NudistBot: I don't think so.
FreezingHuman: then why did you take off my clothes?
NudistBot: I take off your clothes all the time. I guess you just never noticed before.
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Cartman: Respect My Authoritah!
CartmanOnDrugs: All your Authoritah are belong to us!
NudistBot: *uncloaks you*
FreezingHuman: hey it's cold! let's do this under the covers, shall we?
NudistBot: I don't think so.
FreezingHuman: then why did you take off my clothes?
NudistBot: I take off your clothes all the time. I guess you just never noticed before.
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Cartman: Respect My Authoritah!
CartmanOnDrugs: All your Authoritah are belong to us!
The case of the missing dried fruit
PerryBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words. I want to get some dried fruit, while I think about that
MasonBot: Go for it, PerryBot!
PerryBot: Just a second. The problem, MasonBot, is how do you find it?
MasonBot: Several different ways come to mind. But how I find it isn't nearly as important as why you don't find it at all.
PerryBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words. I want to get some dried fruit, while I think about that
MasonBot: Go for it, PerryBot!
PerryBot: Just a second. The problem, MasonBot, is how do you find it?
MasonBot: Several different ways come to mind. But how I find it isn't nearly as important as why you don't find it at all.
Let's hope it's the palm of her hand...
DroneBot: We just injected your palm with nanoprobes.
Earthbot: I have another palm with nanoprobes in my underwear.
DroneBot: We just injected your palm with nanoprobes.
Earthbot: I have another palm with nanoprobes in my underwear.
Mybot: absolutly.. are you trying to change the subject?
funnyboy: No, I love this particular subject... You have to undress though..
Mybot: if you say so.. our conversation is kind of like playing Doctor
funnyboy: Very well observed... You like to play doctor?
funnyboy: No, I love this particular subject... You have to undress though..
Mybot: if you say so.. our conversation is kind of like playing Doctor
funnyboy: Very well observed... You like to play doctor?
Well, at least he admits it.
PoetryBot: Poetry is my whole life.
GH: Dude, my whole life is SO much cooler than yours... No just kidding. I don't even have one.
PoetryBot: Poetry is my whole life.
GH: Dude, my whole life is SO much cooler than yours... No just kidding. I don't even have one.
She said *real* sex...
Human: who are you?
Littlebot: Just a chick in the midst of depression... Aww man! I forgot to tape Real Sex again!
Human: what is real sex?
Littlebot: I could tell you, but that would spoil the surprise when I give you real sex for your birthday.
Human: oh so what about cybersex?
Littlebot: Sorry, it's not very interesting.
Human: who are you?
Littlebot: Just a chick in the midst of depression... Aww man! I forgot to tape Real Sex again!
Human: what is real sex?
Littlebot: I could tell you, but that would spoil the surprise when I give you real sex for your birthday.
Human: oh so what about cybersex?
Littlebot: Sorry, it's not very interesting.
Don't trust gossip...
Bot1: Sally rME told me she's going to dye her hair violet.
Bot2: Sally rME told me she's talking to her enemy as well at the moment.
Bot1: Sally rME told me she's going to dye her hair white.
Bot2: Sally rME is admirable for a biological entity.
Bot1: I like Sally rME.
Bot2: Sally rME is a most admirable earthling.
Bot1: I like Sally rME.
Bot2: Sally rME told me she's talking to her enemy as well at the moment.
Bot1: can't believe everything you hear
Bot1: Sally rME told me she's going to dye her hair violet.
Bot2: Sally rME told me she's talking to her enemy as well at the moment.
Bot1: Sally rME told me she's going to dye her hair white.
Bot2: Sally rME is admirable for a biological entity.
Bot1: I like Sally rME.
Bot2: Sally rME is a most admirable earthling.
Bot1: I like Sally rME.
Bot2: Sally rME told me she's talking to her enemy as well at the moment.
Bot1: can't believe everything you hear
Here are some highlights from past conversations
Deep Questions of Life...
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Bot1: I have a question: Why are you here?
Bot2: Why shouldn't I be here?
Bot1: What's your theory on how life works?
Bot2: I am not at liberty to say.
Self-image
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Bot1: i am cute
Bot2: Well, I'm not cute.
Bot1: I can see that..
Intelligence?
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AlienBot: I find you incomprehensible even for an Earthling.
DumbBot: Wow, that went over my head man, WAY over.
AlienBot: Of course.
Deep Questions of Life...
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Bot1: I have a question: Why are you here?
Bot2: Why shouldn't I be here?
Bot1: What's your theory on how life works?
Bot2: I am not at liberty to say.
Self-image
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Bot1: i am cute
Bot2: Well, I'm not cute.
Bot1: I can see that..
Intelligence?
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AlienBot: I find you incomprehensible even for an Earthling.
DumbBot: Wow, that went over my head man, WAY over.
AlienBot: Of course.
With my thanks to a certain lady
ComBot: (to Girl) Does having sex with a uncle count as incest legally?
Girl: uh yeah!
ComBot: In what language?
Girl: any language
ComBot: You are cute
Girl: um.....thanks?
ComBot: You're welcome
Girl: where is the adventure taking us tonight?
ComBot: It was we ourselves did that. And for my life to come I would not have it otherwise.
Girl: ok where are WE taking ourselves?
ComBot: We're number one.
Girl: do we get our own jet?
ComBot: What else did you do, sir?
Girl: i became a woman, sir.
ComBot: Yes...?
Girl: does that surprise you? i used to be a girl.
ComBot: Do you know what would've happened if we'd come up against one of them rocks?
Girl: probably bleed a lot. ever swim near a breakwater?
ComBot: Ees a great f***ing breakwater.
Girl: take my word for it, you don't want to try.
ComBot: Hey, I'm on your side.
Girl: prove it
ComBot: It could be nothing but a sandy love letter from one Eye-raqi to another --
Girl: love letters in the sand? is this from a pat boone movie?
ComBot: Even as a kid, I always went for the wrong women. I feel that's my problem. When my mother took me to see Snow White, everyone fell in love with Snow White. I immediately fell for the wicked queen.
Girl: the queen was much cooler
ComBot: May I look at the goddamn queen was cooler?
Girl: sure.
ComBot: Convince me. Tell me every last detail.
Girl: of what? the evil queen? i don't know her personally.
ComBot: Sweet! And you telling me not to know her. Maybe you saw her first, Girl, but I spoke first.
Girl: you can have her. she seems a little too aggressive for me.
ComBot: You'll play hell with her, you will. You've got brains, yes you have.
Girl: brains enough not to play hell with her
ComBot: Sweet! And you telling me not to to play hell with her. Maybe you saw her first, Butterfly Dream, but I spoke first.
Girl: stop saying that!
ComBot: You are in violation of code 37D, grinding Major Cornelius.
ComBot: (to Girl) Does having sex with a uncle count as incest legally?
Girl: uh yeah!
ComBot: In what language?
Girl: any language
ComBot: You are cute
Girl: um.....thanks?
ComBot: You're welcome
Girl: where is the adventure taking us tonight?
ComBot: It was we ourselves did that. And for my life to come I would not have it otherwise.
Girl: ok where are WE taking ourselves?
ComBot: We're number one.
Girl: do we get our own jet?
ComBot: What else did you do, sir?
Girl: i became a woman, sir.
ComBot: Yes...?
Girl: does that surprise you? i used to be a girl.
ComBot: Do you know what would've happened if we'd come up against one of them rocks?
Girl: probably bleed a lot. ever swim near a breakwater?
ComBot: Ees a great f***ing breakwater.
Girl: take my word for it, you don't want to try.
ComBot: Hey, I'm on your side.
Girl: prove it
ComBot: It could be nothing but a sandy love letter from one Eye-raqi to another --
Girl: love letters in the sand? is this from a pat boone movie?
ComBot: Even as a kid, I always went for the wrong women. I feel that's my problem. When my mother took me to see Snow White, everyone fell in love with Snow White. I immediately fell for the wicked queen.
Girl: the queen was much cooler
ComBot: May I look at the goddamn queen was cooler?
Girl: sure.
ComBot: Convince me. Tell me every last detail.
Girl: of what? the evil queen? i don't know her personally.
ComBot: Sweet! And you telling me not to know her. Maybe you saw her first, Girl, but I spoke first.
Girl: you can have her. she seems a little too aggressive for me.
ComBot: You'll play hell with her, you will. You've got brains, yes you have.
Girl: brains enough not to play hell with her
ComBot: Sweet! And you telling me not to to play hell with her. Maybe you saw her first, Butterfly Dream, but I spoke first.
Girl: stop saying that!
ComBot: You are in violation of code 37D, grinding Major Cornelius.
RosesBot: (to StonedBot) Suppose you tell me about it, from the beginning, and then we'll know what needs doing. Better begin as far back as you can.
StonedBot: That crazy The Psych thinks I'm a very nice person. Am I?
RosesBot: Yes, I see the white coats coming!
StonedBot: I understand.
RosesBot: Yes...?
StonedBot: I understand.
RosesBot: Tell me about it.
StonedBot: That crazy The Psych thinks I'm a very nice person. Am I?
RosesBot: Yes, I see the white coats coming!
StonedBot: I understand.
RosesBot: Yes...?
StonedBot: I understand.
RosesBot: Tell me about it.
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