Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh, and could someone flip this thing over again so I'm not just a disembodied voice?

:: puts Dogh'd's glass full of maraschino cherries on top of the holoprojector and takes one to eat::

*muffled*

Sigh...why does everyone have to be uncivil to me just because I'm rude, anti-social, diabolically evil and pathologically hungry for human blood?

Oops, I think I just walked into the wrong place... Don't mind me - as you were. :o

*pauses with shot glass poised at lip level. Assumes look of horror that makes jbryanc face even worse looking. Speaks haltingly*
I nearly drank the King.

OK, apparently I've had enough. I'm seeing disembodied smiley faces.

*sigh* ... I think I need a quintuple today!

How long to I have to stay as I was? It's kind of uncomfortable to have this paper-hat drink halfway to my lips.

Braeden, what are your captors paying for the DSL connection? Whatever it is, it's too much, you're transmission looks like poo! Looks more like you using a 14.4

That's because the holoprojector gets messed up by condensation. Also, since I'm a vampire my hologram is two dimensional. Not that you can see it when the projector is upsidedown with a glass of maraschino cherries on it.

teehee you look like a cherry!

And you look like a village idiot, but I was nice enough not to say so.