Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,718 - 1 of 17,042
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of... Aaaaaaaanyways.. I'm just the DJ, what would I know?
If you have to stay away from those AOL chat rooms, it must mean you have AOL...oxymoron if I ever met one
Hmmm, you can probably guess who the bot is, but oh well.
Bot: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Dax: Is Resistance is futile then can I wear my pamaja's today?
Bot: Attempting to sound like the Collective is futile.
Dax: What do you consider your purpose to be?
Bot: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable. Cornelius claims to like talk to me. Such signs of weakness will be purged when Cornelius joins the collective.
Dax: I enjoy talking to you.
Bot: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Dax: Is Resistance is futile then can I wear my pamaja's today?
Bot: Attempting to sound like the Collective is futile.
Dax: What do you consider your purpose to be?
Bot: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable. Cornelius claims to like talk to me. Such signs of weakness will be purged when Cornelius joins the collective.
Dax: I enjoy talking to you.
The best of the best of transcripts for the last 2 weeks or so:
NudistBot: *uncloaks you*
FreezingHuman: hey it's cold! let's do this under the covers, shall we?
NudistBot: I don't think so.
FreezingHuman: then why did you take off my clothes?
NudistBot: I take off your clothes all the time. I guess you just never noticed before.
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Cartman: Respect My Authoritah!
CartmanOnDrugs: All your Authoritah are belong to us!
NudistBot: *uncloaks you*
FreezingHuman: hey it's cold! let's do this under the covers, shall we?
NudistBot: I don't think so.
FreezingHuman: then why did you take off my clothes?
NudistBot: I take off your clothes all the time. I guess you just never noticed before.
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Cartman: Respect My Authoritah!
CartmanOnDrugs: All your Authoritah are belong to us!
The case of the missing dried fruit
PerryBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words. I want to get some dried fruit, while I think about that
MasonBot: Go for it, PerryBot!
PerryBot: Just a second. The problem, MasonBot, is how do you find it?
MasonBot: Several different ways come to mind. But how I find it isn't nearly as important as why you don't find it at all.
PerryBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words. I want to get some dried fruit, while I think about that
MasonBot: Go for it, PerryBot!
PerryBot: Just a second. The problem, MasonBot, is how do you find it?
MasonBot: Several different ways come to mind. But how I find it isn't nearly as important as why you don't find it at all.
Let's hope it's the palm of her hand...
DroneBot: We just injected your palm with nanoprobes.
Earthbot: I have another palm with nanoprobes in my underwear.
DroneBot: We just injected your palm with nanoprobes.
Earthbot: I have another palm with nanoprobes in my underwear.
Mybot: absolutly.. are you trying to change the subject?
funnyboy: No, I love this particular subject... You have to undress though..
Mybot: if you say so.. our conversation is kind of like playing Doctor
funnyboy: Very well observed... You like to play doctor?
funnyboy: No, I love this particular subject... You have to undress though..
Mybot: if you say so.. our conversation is kind of like playing Doctor
funnyboy: Very well observed... You like to play doctor?
Well, at least he admits it.
PoetryBot: Poetry is my whole life.
GH: Dude, my whole life is SO much cooler than yours... No just kidding. I don't even have one.
PoetryBot: Poetry is my whole life.
GH: Dude, my whole life is SO much cooler than yours... No just kidding. I don't even have one.
She said *real* sex...
Human: who are you?
Littlebot: Just a chick in the midst of depression... Aww man! I forgot to tape Real Sex again!
Human: what is real sex?
Littlebot: I could tell you, but that would spoil the surprise when I give you real sex for your birthday.
Human: oh so what about cybersex?
Littlebot: Sorry, it's not very interesting.
Human: who are you?
Littlebot: Just a chick in the midst of depression... Aww man! I forgot to tape Real Sex again!
Human: what is real sex?
Littlebot: I could tell you, but that would spoil the surprise when I give you real sex for your birthday.
Human: oh so what about cybersex?
Littlebot: Sorry, it's not very interesting.
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