Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Man, the vast wastelands of pointless knowledge you've had access to since the internet was created must really have helped fill the time of your imprisonment in recent years.

so while you dilletantes go maudering on with your picayune bits of knowledge I'm trying to lug a hundred kilos of besotted royalty out to the limo.

or is it dilettantes?

It's 'dilettantes.'

Need a hand?

Thanks GL. Maybe you could just levitate him out to the carriage and keep him asleep til we're ready to leave.
Amen.

I could shrink him for you. would that help. *Flitters wings happily*

I sure hope that bug I squashed in the bug stomp room was a real bug. *turns beet read*

Maybe it was that nasty Fairy Princess_01?

*assumes a menacing stance*

Avaunt, foul creature! I can't stand glittering little fairies. They aren't good to eat and they have the annoying ability to protect people from evil. I can't fight you since I'm not really here, but maybe I can kill you remotely.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!

If legend is accurate that should take care of three of the nasty things, anyway.

::clutches heart::

*heals Moreschi*

Now cut that out!