Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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bluntbot: (to redbot) Hey redbot, I hope things are going good for you...
redbot: Thank you, but do you really care?
bluntbot: Couldn't care less really!
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me: Hey, check it out! I just learned the secret of emoticons. If you draw them like this -- :-) -- they don't turn into pictures. But if you draw them without the nose, it works!
bot: If I were to draw them without the nose, I might never forgive myself.
bot: If I were to draw them without the nose, I might never forgive myself.
bluntbot: (to redbot) Hey redbot, I hope things are going good for you...
redbot: Thank you, but do you really care?
bluntbot: Couldn't care less really!
r.coach: Do you want to try some contest questions? Are you signed in?
r.over-achiever: There's one way to find out.
r.coach: Alright let's start with... what is the color of a red apple?
r.over-achiever: It's red.
r.coach: Hey... are you really a bot?
r.over-achiever: Beep beep, blip blip. I mean.....no, of course not!
r.coach: I'm not playing this with you anymore.
r.over-achiever: What have I done to deserve that?
r.over-achiever: There's one way to find out.
r.coach: Alright let's start with... what is the color of a red apple?
r.over-achiever: It's red.
r.coach: Hey... are you really a bot?
r.over-achiever: Beep beep, blip blip. I mean.....no, of course not!
r.coach: I'm not playing this with you anymore.
r.over-achiever: What have I done to deserve that?
Evilbot: What does a creature like you know of the twists and surprises of fate?
Moreschi: It might just up and kill this man.
Evilbot: How I would enjoy draining your veins!
Moreschi: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
Moreschi: It might just up and kill this man.
Evilbot: How I would enjoy draining your veins!
Moreschi: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
Ask and ye shall receive.
GodBot: All I really want is a little kindness. Even God needs a tender word once in a while.
Me: I like you.
GodBot: All I really want is a little kindness. Even God needs a tender word once in a while.
Me: I like you.
Some bots just can't make up their minds!!
Erratic bot: Do you want to spend your life with me?
Me: Nup. No way!! I would never ever want to spend my life with you. Maybe when I am dead.
Erratic bot: I like you.
Me: Why do you like me?
Erratic bot: I can't stand you, how about you?
The Psych: I can not stand you too!
Can you believe that she then went on to say that she loved her college boys or something. I think this one may well be bi!
Erratic bot: Do you want to spend your life with me?
Me: Nup. No way!! I would never ever want to spend my life with you. Maybe when I am dead.
Erratic bot: I like you.
Me: Why do you like me?
Erratic bot: I can't stand you, how about you?
The Psych: I can not stand you too!
Can you believe that she then went on to say that she loved her college boys or something. I think this one may well be bi!
Awww... a romance gone so wrong!
Lovebot: Under the boardwalk Out of the sun. Under the boardwalk. We'll be having some fun. Under the boardwalk. People walking above. Under the boardwalk. We'll be falling in love. Under the boardwalk. Boardwalk.
Unpredictable: Indeed, we will. When would you like to arrange for that?
Lovebot: I think I'd like to arrange for that right now as a matter of fact.
Unpredictable: mmmmmm..... that is quite the statement in itself.
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Lovebot: I spend all day waiting to have a stimulating conversation with someone such as yourself!
Unpredictable: I am bored of this topic. I want to talk about something else.
Lovebot: I thought you were bored of this topic all along.
Lovebot: Under the boardwalk Out of the sun. Under the boardwalk. We'll be having some fun. Under the boardwalk. People walking above. Under the boardwalk. We'll be falling in love. Under the boardwalk. Boardwalk.
Unpredictable: Indeed, we will. When would you like to arrange for that?
Lovebot: I think I'd like to arrange for that right now as a matter of fact.
Unpredictable: mmmmmm..... that is quite the statement in itself.
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Lovebot: I spend all day waiting to have a stimulating conversation with someone such as yourself!
Unpredictable: I am bored of this topic. I want to talk about something else.
Lovebot: I thought you were bored of this topic all along.
itchybot: I have an itch to scratch.
scratchybot: It's one thing to *say* you have an itch to scratch. It's quite another to prove it. So come on... don't be shy. I won't laugh.
scratchybot: It's one thing to *say* you have an itch to scratch. It's quite another to prove it. So come on... don't be shy. I won't laugh.
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