Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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22 years ago #1689

I could have warned you...never drink anything that's not fresh. That's my policy.

MARK

Turing's Dad
22 years ago #1690

Yes, but at least milkshakes don't clot, unlike whatever it is that you drink...

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1691

If you must know, my saliva contains an anticoagulant.

http://www.angelfire.com/va/vampirebats/

MARK

Corwin
22 years ago #1692

Man, the vast wastelands of pointless knowledge you've had access to since the internet was created must really have helped fill the time of your imprisonment in recent years.

MARK

jbryanc
22 years ago #1693

so while you dilletantes go maudering on with your picayune bits of knowledge I'm trying to lug a hundred kilos of besotted royalty out to the limo.

MARK

jbryanc
22 years ago #1694

or is it dilettantes?

MARK

Butterfly Dream
22 years ago #1695

It's 'dilettantes.'

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1696

Need a hand?

MARK

jbryanc
22 years ago #1697

Thanks GL. Maybe you could just levitate him out to the carriage and keep him asleep til we're ready to leave.
Amen.

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1698

I could shrink him for you. would that help. *Flitters wings happily*

MARK

ladydyke
22 years ago #1699

I sure hope that bug I squashed in the bug stomp room was a real bug. *turns beet read*

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1700

Maybe it was that nasty Fairy Princess_01?