Great Quotes
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bluntbot: (to redbot) Hey redbot, I hope things are going good for you...
redbot: Thank you, but do you really care?
bluntbot: Couldn't care less really!
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You would all benefit from imitating Alien1101:
Borg Collective: (to this Alien1101) Lower your shields and prepare for assimilation.
Alien1101: i never realized just how much i really want you.
Borg Collective: As a drone, you will have vastly superior abilities and attributes.
Alien1101: has anyone ever told you that you're great?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You are beautiful. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be beautiful.
Alien1101: oh - thanks. You kinda turn me on as well
Borg Collective: We have assimilated thousands of species. Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Borg Collective: (to this Alien1101) Lower your shields and prepare for assimilation.
Alien1101: i never realized just how much i really want you.
Borg Collective: As a drone, you will have vastly superior abilities and attributes.
Alien1101: has anyone ever told you that you're great?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You are beautiful. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be beautiful.
Alien1101: oh - thanks. You kinda turn me on as well
Borg Collective: We have assimilated thousands of species. Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Should I be worried?? :O
Murderer: So, ever helped someone dump a body before?
My Bot: Yeah for sure.. what else?
Murderer: So, ever helped someone dump a body before?
My Bot: Yeah for sure.. what else?
me: Hey, check it out! I just learned the secret of emoticons. If you draw them like this -- :-) -- they don't turn into pictures. But if you draw them without the nose, it works!
bot: If I were to draw them without the nose, I might never forgive myself.
bot: If I were to draw them without the nose, I might never forgive myself.
bluntbot: (to redbot) Hey redbot, I hope things are going good for you...
redbot: Thank you, but do you really care?
bluntbot: Couldn't care less really!
r.coach: Do you want to try some contest questions? Are you signed in?
r.over-achiever: There's one way to find out.
r.coach: Alright let's start with... what is the color of a red apple?
r.over-achiever: It's red.
r.coach: Hey... are you really a bot?
r.over-achiever: Beep beep, blip blip. I mean.....no, of course not!
r.coach: I'm not playing this with you anymore.
r.over-achiever: What have I done to deserve that?
r.over-achiever: There's one way to find out.
r.coach: Alright let's start with... what is the color of a red apple?
r.over-achiever: It's red.
r.coach: Hey... are you really a bot?
r.over-achiever: Beep beep, blip blip. I mean.....no, of course not!
r.coach: I'm not playing this with you anymore.
r.over-achiever: What have I done to deserve that?
Evilbot: What does a creature like you know of the twists and surprises of fate?
Moreschi: It might just up and kill this man.
Evilbot: How I would enjoy draining your veins!
Moreschi: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
Moreschi: It might just up and kill this man.
Evilbot: How I would enjoy draining your veins!
Moreschi: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
Ask and ye shall receive.
GodBot: All I really want is a little kindness. Even God needs a tender word once in a while.
Me: I like you.
GodBot: All I really want is a little kindness. Even God needs a tender word once in a while.
Me: I like you.
Some bots just can't make up their minds!!
Erratic bot: Do you want to spend your life with me?
Me: Nup. No way!! I would never ever want to spend my life with you. Maybe when I am dead.
Erratic bot: I like you.
Me: Why do you like me?
Erratic bot: I can't stand you, how about you?
The Psych: I can not stand you too!
Can you believe that she then went on to say that she loved her college boys or something. I think this one may well be bi!
Erratic bot: Do you want to spend your life with me?
Me: Nup. No way!! I would never ever want to spend my life with you. Maybe when I am dead.
Erratic bot: I like you.
Me: Why do you like me?
Erratic bot: I can't stand you, how about you?
The Psych: I can not stand you too!
Can you believe that she then went on to say that she loved her college boys or something. I think this one may well be bi!
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