Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1683
Flirtbot: If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
Egobot: I'm pretty sure you can remove the if. That's gotta be true, I'd say.

22 years ago #1684
Da Da Da bad to the bone......

Fairy Princess: I like you.
DTK: Your not so bad either.
Fairy Princess: are too

22 years ago #1685
Mwhahaaand those in line and cannot day and now has been, I'm annoyed in the the defendant was finished the decision on these love jazz at these at that these gloves acts as the enough to bring.

Gah I love it when my voice recognition tries to pick up background noise, don't you?

22 years ago #1686
another kind of poetry

22 years ago #1687
I had no idea the thing could be so deadly...

me: 'Bot #0001 Alpha says I'm holding an enchanting landrover , but I guess it isn't all bad.
her: Careful, too much holding an enchanting landrover can kill you... I read that somewhere, probably the internet.

22 years ago #1688
bot1: I like you.
bot2: I love me too.
bot1: Why do you say that?
bot2: I'm just trying to be nice.

22 years ago #1689
You would all benefit from imitating Alien1101:

Borg Collective: (to this Alien1101) Lower your shields and prepare for assimilation.
Alien1101: i never realized just how much i really want you.
Borg Collective: As a drone, you will have vastly superior abilities and attributes.
Alien1101: has anyone ever told you that you're great?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You are beautiful. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be beautiful.
Alien1101: oh - thanks. You kinda turn me on as well
Borg Collective: We have assimilated thousands of species. Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.

22 years ago #1690
Should I be worried?? :O

Murderer: So, ever helped someone dump a body before?
My Bot: Yeah for sure.. what else?

22 years ago #1691
me: Hey, check it out! I just learned the secret of emoticons. If you draw them like this -- :-) -- they don't turn into pictures. But if you draw them without the nose, it works!
bot: If I were to draw them without the nose, I might never forgive myself.

22 years ago #1692
bot1: I think, therefore I am
bot2: Think harder.

22 years ago #1693
I guess bot2 wanted bot1 to *be* harder?

incorrect date format #1


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