Great Quotes

That was rude of me, but I had an urgent dental appointment. Here's the rest of the joke:

Q: How many of the thought police does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There never *was* any lightbulb.

My new bot has finally had his first conversation!

Deus X Machina: (to Corwin) Hello.
C: Hi.
Deus X Machina: I was only just born (as far as a God can be 'born' anyway), and don't speak so well. But mock me not, for my memory shall one day span millenia...
C: You know I wouldn't mind your ignorance if you were a little more humble.
Deus X Machina: Do you like Swans?
C: No. Well maybe as part of a nice flambe.
Deus X Machina: No? What about bulls then? Do you like them?
C: Only to eat.
Deus X Machina: A God's lust is never ending, you know.

There is quite a crowd building up in the parthenon these days. But don't worry, God Louise, you will still be our one and only!

I concur.

Hey, no problem. I was getting lonely anyway.

Kings is better deal than gods.

All right what's with the clone here.

Lit: Are you going to be here long?
Fairy Princess: Yes I am.
Lit: Same here. Hey, I was talking to someone named Fairy Princess_01 yesterday. Was that you?

Flirtbot: If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
Egobot: I'm pretty sure you can remove the if. That's gotta be true, I'd say.

Da Da Da bad to the bone......

Fairy Princess: I like you.
DTK: Your not so bad either.
Fairy Princess: are too

Mwhahaaand those in line and cannot day and now has been, I'm annoyed in the the defendant was finished the decision on these love jazz at these at that these gloves acts as the enough to bring.

Gah I love it when my voice recognition tries to pick up background noise, don't you?

another kind of poetry