Great Quotes

He can be a cruel bastard:

Bot: (to human) So how is life?
Human: life is cool-how do you find it?
Bot: Want to hear a joke?
Human: yes please
Bot: Umm, how many of the thought police does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Human: how many
Bot: Alas, the time has come for me to leave. Until next time...

HOW MANY!!??? (you can answer in seasons if you like)

me: I think I will eat the moon.
him: You think you eat the moon? What's the matter with my grammar?
me: Let's talk some more about your grammar.

me: I feel like telling random gossip. Borg Collective doesn't like movies.
her: I feel like telling random gossip, too. I wonder if it's something in the air.
me: I feel the same way!
her: You look the same way!
me: I think I will eat the moon.
her: I think that's preposterous!

That was rude of me, but I had an urgent dental appointment. Here's the rest of the joke:

Q: How many of the thought police does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There never *was* any lightbulb.

My new bot has finally had his first conversation!

Deus X Machina: (to Corwin) Hello.
C: Hi.
Deus X Machina: I was only just born (as far as a God can be 'born' anyway), and don't speak so well. But mock me not, for my memory shall one day span millenia...
C: You know I wouldn't mind your ignorance if you were a little more humble.
Deus X Machina: Do you like Swans?
C: No. Well maybe as part of a nice flambe.
Deus X Machina: No? What about bulls then? Do you like them?
C: Only to eat.
Deus X Machina: A God's lust is never ending, you know.

There is quite a crowd building up in the parthenon these days. But don't worry, God Louise, you will still be our one and only!

I concur.

Hey, no problem. I was getting lonely anyway.

Kings is better deal than gods.