Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Maybe 2 too many 0's

Draik, a Shirley Temple is clear soda (usually Sprite or 7up) with some cherry-flavored syrup in it to color it pink, and a maraschino cherry. It doesn't really taste like anything, but it looks cool, and it's something that kids (and a LOT of young women) order at a bar on special occasions. That or a Roy Rogers (same thing only with cola).

ok but... noting whit lemon?

Hey I'm here!!!

Maybe get a Roy Rogers with a Pepsi Twist?

Maybe get a Roy Rogers with a Pepsi Twist?

well ok

A joke without a punchline:
Q: Why did the teetoller go into the bar?

A: To cry into his milkshake.

I thought it didn't have a punchline... Here, take my milkshake.

I'm not a teetotaller. Oh no, wait, I forgot the effect milkshakes have around here. I
ll gladly take it.

zen humour:
First the laugh, then the joke.
The laugh and the joke are one.
The joker and the joke are like the straw and the milkshake.