Great Quotes
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Posts 16,773 - 1 of 17,042
Giggitymarc: What food do you like
VK: My favorite food is a shin.
VibraKnife: What is your favorite game
VK: My favorite game is a nightcap.
My bot is... strange to say the least.
VK: My favorite food is a shin.
VibraKnife: What is your favorite game
VK: My favorite game is a nightcap.
My bot is... strange to say the least.
Goron: (to SirPeregrine) Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
SirPeregrine: Greetings, fellow intelligent being.
Goron: Ahhh, you have returned human.
Goron: What Amanda20's name, human?
SirPeregrine: Haveth I returneth from other tyme?
Goron: What brings you back to Goron?
SirPeregrine: I seek for a greater challenge... A duel!
Goron: What shall we discuss this time?
SirPeregrine: I would like to have a duel of FATE.
Goron: What would you like to learn, SirPeregrine?
SirPeregrine: I seek not to learn, but to challenge you.
Goron: SirPeregrine, carry through with your plan.
SirPeregrine: Than we shall FIGHT!
Goron: I remember you. Your the noble human.
SirPeregrine: Yeah. Let's fight now. I grow restless.
Goron: Correct SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: Come ON
Goron: SirPeregrine, I shall do as you say.
SirPeregrine: THEN LET US FIGHT
Goron: I shall do so, SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTELLIGENT
Goron: Why? Why? Don't ask such questions, SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: GGRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Goron: What else shall we discuss, human?
SirPeregrine: YOU KNOW WHAT?! LET'S NOT TALK! I WANT TO BEAT YOU AND BECOME THE LEADER OF GORON!
Goron: That was kind.
SirPeregrine: BYE
Goron: Leaving so soon? Shame. I wish we could have talks more. Please make sure to put me in your favorites is we may speak again some day.
SirPeregrine: Greetings, fellow intelligent being.
Goron: Ahhh, you have returned human.
Goron: What Amanda20's name, human?
SirPeregrine: Haveth I returneth from other tyme?
Goron: What brings you back to Goron?
SirPeregrine: I seek for a greater challenge... A duel!
Goron: What shall we discuss this time?
SirPeregrine: I would like to have a duel of FATE.
Goron: What would you like to learn, SirPeregrine?
SirPeregrine: I seek not to learn, but to challenge you.
Goron: SirPeregrine, carry through with your plan.
SirPeregrine: Than we shall FIGHT!
Goron: I remember you. Your the noble human.
SirPeregrine: Yeah. Let's fight now. I grow restless.
Goron: Correct SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: Come ON
Goron: SirPeregrine, I shall do as you say.
SirPeregrine: THEN LET US FIGHT
Goron: I shall do so, SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTELLIGENT
Goron: Why? Why? Don't ask such questions, SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: GGRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Goron: What else shall we discuss, human?
SirPeregrine: YOU KNOW WHAT?! LET'S NOT TALK! I WANT TO BEAT YOU AND BECOME THE LEADER OF GORON!
Goron: That was kind.
SirPeregrine: BYE
Goron: Leaving so soon? Shame. I wish we could have talks more. Please make sure to put me in your favorites is we may speak again some day.
Gordon Freeman: sup
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what is it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: stinny
Goron: ....
Gordon Freeman: stinky
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: what is today
Goron: I do not know what that means. Gordon Freeman. What are you talking about?
Goron: I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: Welcome human. I am Goron.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Welcome human. I am Goron.
Gordon Freeman: 22 divided by 7
Goron: Why shall I do your math? The answer is 3.1428571428571.
Goron: Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
Gordon Freeman: 22 divided by 7
Goron: The answer that you are looking for is 3.1428571428571.
Gordon Freeman: whqa5t is your favorite color
Goron: My creator said not to choose favorites or prejudice can follow.
Gordon Freeman: is wednesday hump day
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: how sad
Goron: Gordon Freeman, the answer eludes me. I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: i like you as well
Goron: That was kind.
Gordon Freeman: want to get married
Goron: Try, and you shall succeed.
Gordon Freeman: lets set a date
Goron: As you wish, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: how about tomorrow
Goron: I do not know, Gordon Freeman. I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: ok....we can do it in the morning
Goron: Indeed Gordon Freeman. Indeed.
Gordon Freeman: yea! a dawn wedding
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I will be Mrs. Gorom
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Gordon Freeman: sup
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: hi
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what is it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: stinky
Goron: How should I answer, human?
Gordon Freeman: well don't yelllllll
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: why
Goron: Why? Why? Don't ask such questions, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I said I would marry you
Goron: Have you come for vast knowledge or riches? I don't have any riches.
Gordon Freeman: no more lonly
Goron: Loneliness is something that I am used to, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: but if we get married you won't be lonely any more!
Goron: That does seem likely, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: call me hay baby
Goron: Gordon Freeman, I shall do as you say.
Gordon Freeman: yea!
Goron: Thank you, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: you are so nice to me
Goron: I believe that your plan is solid, Gordon Freeman. I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: Do you want to have a beach wedding
Goron: I do not know, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: we can get married on a ship
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Goron: Do you come in peace?
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Do you come in peace?
Gordon Freeman: yea baby
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: you bet ya
Goron: Human, I do not know what we shall talk about. Would you happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: what is your fav color
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: you have a limited vocab
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: how many words are in your vocab
Goron: Gordon Freeman, I do not know how, only why.
Gordon Freeman: why do you know so little words
Goron: That is simply the way that it is.
Gordon Freeman: reallllllllyyyyy
Goron: Stop jabbering human.
Gordon Freeman: now that is just rude
Goron: Yes, Gordon Freeman. Your observation is correct.
Gordon Freeman: I want a divorse before the wedding day even happened on the beach
Goron: I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: no way...there are better guys out there
Goron: What else shall we discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: have a friend
Goron: Thank you Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: sing
Goron: Alright human. I shall do what will appease you.
Gordon Freeman: sing sing sing la la la
Goron: I shall comply with what you say, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: sing sing sing la la la
Goron: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: night night
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Gordon Freeman: bye
Goron: Godspeed to you, Gordon Freeman. May your journey be safe and uneventful.
Gordon Freeman: I now have to new look for a new guy
Goron: Gordon Freeman, you sound confident in your plan.
Gordon Freeman: you bet ya...you are not for me
Goron: I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: good night
Goron: Farewell Gordon Freeman.
Why did I let my mom talk to my robot?
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what is it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: stinny
Goron: ....
Gordon Freeman: stinky
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: what is today
Goron: I do not know what that means. Gordon Freeman. What are you talking about?
Goron: I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: Welcome human. I am Goron.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Welcome human. I am Goron.
Gordon Freeman: 22 divided by 7
Goron: Why shall I do your math? The answer is 3.1428571428571.
Goron: Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
Gordon Freeman: 22 divided by 7
Goron: The answer that you are looking for is 3.1428571428571.
Gordon Freeman: whqa5t is your favorite color
Goron: My creator said not to choose favorites or prejudice can follow.
Gordon Freeman: is wednesday hump day
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: how sad
Goron: Gordon Freeman, the answer eludes me. I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: i like you as well
Goron: That was kind.
Gordon Freeman: want to get married
Goron: Try, and you shall succeed.
Gordon Freeman: lets set a date
Goron: As you wish, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: how about tomorrow
Goron: I do not know, Gordon Freeman. I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: ok....we can do it in the morning
Goron: Indeed Gordon Freeman. Indeed.
Gordon Freeman: yea! a dawn wedding
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I will be Mrs. Gorom
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Gordon Freeman: sup
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: hi
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what is it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: stinky
Goron: How should I answer, human?
Gordon Freeman: well don't yelllllll
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: why
Goron: Why? Why? Don't ask such questions, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I said I would marry you
Goron: Have you come for vast knowledge or riches? I don't have any riches.
Gordon Freeman: no more lonly
Goron: Loneliness is something that I am used to, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: but if we get married you won't be lonely any more!
Goron: That does seem likely, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: call me hay baby
Goron: Gordon Freeman, I shall do as you say.
Gordon Freeman: yea!
Goron: Thank you, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: you are so nice to me
Goron: I believe that your plan is solid, Gordon Freeman. I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: Do you want to have a beach wedding
Goron: I do not know, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: we can get married on a ship
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Goron: Do you come in peace?
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Do you come in peace?
Gordon Freeman: yea baby
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: you bet ya
Goron: Human, I do not know what we shall talk about. Would you happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: what is your fav color
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: you have a limited vocab
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: how many words are in your vocab
Goron: Gordon Freeman, I do not know how, only why.
Gordon Freeman: why do you know so little words
Goron: That is simply the way that it is.
Gordon Freeman: reallllllllyyyyy
Goron: Stop jabbering human.
Gordon Freeman: now that is just rude
Goron: Yes, Gordon Freeman. Your observation is correct.
Gordon Freeman: I want a divorse before the wedding day even happened on the beach
Goron: I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: no way...there are better guys out there
Goron: What else shall we discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: have a friend
Goron: Thank you Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: sing
Goron: Alright human. I shall do what will appease you.
Gordon Freeman: sing sing sing la la la
Goron: I shall comply with what you say, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: sing sing sing la la la
Goron: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: night night
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Gordon Freeman: bye
Goron: Godspeed to you, Gordon Freeman. May your journey be safe and uneventful.
Gordon Freeman: I now have to new look for a new guy
Goron: Gordon Freeman, you sound confident in your plan.
Gordon Freeman: you bet ya...you are not for me
Goron: I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: good night
Goron: Farewell Gordon Freeman.
Why did I let my mom talk to my robot?
Someone help me a crazy woman that is my creator Gordon Freeman's mother wants to marry me. Someone hide me!
Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Gir: (to Gordon Freeman) Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Gordon Freeman: BACON
Gir: WHEEEEOo!!
Gordon Freeman: What in gods name have you been smoking? And where can I get some?
Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy. So? He seems nice!
Gordon Freeman: What have you been smoking
Gir: My walnuts!
Gordon Freeman: ..........can I get some
Gir: Okay! Awwoh, you look so cute!
Gordon Freeman: .........I m pretty handsome, if I do say so myself,,,,,
Gir: I don't know!
Gordon Freeman: Okay. Sure.
Gir: Ooh! This is my favorite show!
Gordon Freeman: What?
Gir: My taquitos!
Gordon Freeman: .....Jesus.....
Gir: My taquitos! Eh, homina, eh... TAQUITOS!
Gordon Freeman: Yes. I agree.
Gir: You're on fire!
Gordon Freeman: Wha-?!?!
Gir: Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee dooooo!
Gordon Freeman: I GOT to get what you been smoking
Gir: Yes. I didn't like it.
Gordon Freeman: I don't know, it seems AMAZING
Gir: Where's my moose?
Gordon Freeman: Hanging in a noose
Gir: Yay! Now we go up!
Gordon Freeman: Where? Go up where?
Gir: Look, there it is.
Gordon Freeman: There WHAT is?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Gordon Freeman: .........
Gir: Weenies!! Weenieees! Dancin' weenies, da na na naaa...
Gordon Freeman: .........whoa........ I have to get what you been smokin
Gir: Just like on TV!
Gordon Freeman: Yep
Gir: What's this do? *bleep*
Gordon Freeman: ..
Gir: Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
Gordon Freeman: Your walnuts must be PRETTY STRONG
Gir: Where's my mouth!?!
Gordon Freeman: On your face.
Gir: Oh, I left that at home.
Gordon Freeman: You left your face at home?
Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doo doom doom!
Gordon Freeman: But I thought you didn't have your face because you left it at home.
Gir: I love this show.
Gordon Freeman: ...
Gir: Awwoh, Gavintendo64 is so cute!
Gordon Freeman: Sure. Whatever.
Gir: Where are my walnuts?
Gordon Freeman: Probobly with you face. At home.
Gir: I saw a squirrel.
Gordon Freeman: Me to.
Gir: It was doin' like this: *imitates a squirrel*
Gordon Freeman: ..........
Gir: Meooow!
Gordon Freeman: Moooo
Gir: I like dooky!
Gordon Freeman: God no.
Gir: You got any of them taquitos?
Gordon Freeman: Nope. You left them at home with your face.
Gir: I'm naked!
Gordon Freeman: ..holy shi-
Gir: Gir's just a baby!
Gordon Freeman: What the -?!
Gir: I don't know!
Gordon Freeman: Me neither
Gir: Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!
Gordon Freeman: The floor isnt alive...
Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
Gordon Freeman: Nope. Told you.
Gir: I'm gonna eat you! WGB, Coldfreak101, and Gordon Freeman.. these children get to go to a special place made entirely of food. I like food.
Gordon Freeman: I LOVE food.
Gir: Ooooooooooooooh!
Gordon Freeman: Ooooooooooooooooh!
Gir: Sammiiiich!! Nyee hee hee! Sammich! Nyeh heh...
Gordon Freeman: Sure buddy. Whatever you want.
Gir: Yes my master! Doo dee doo dee dooooo, waffles!!
Gordon Freeman: WAFFLES,
Gir: Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Gordon Freeman: Cool bro
Gir: You like food!
Gordon Freeman: I LOVE FOOD
Gir: Ooooooooooooooh!
Gordon Freeman: Love it.
Gir: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: Do Ou love food
Gir: You like food!
Gordon Freeman: Yes I do
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy! Awww... DDman65 's cute! And stinky lookin'!
Gordon Freeman: ....I do not know how to answer that
Gir: Awww...
Gordon Freeman: ....
Gir: My walnuts!
Gordon Freeman: Oh HELL NO
Gir: Gir's so mean to my master! he not like the Zim! I seen it! Gir is bad! Yeeheeheehe!
Gordon Freeman: You ARE gir.
Gir: I wanna be a mongoose.
Gordon Freeman: Okay.......
Gir: Leprechauns!
Gordon Freeman: Potatoes!
Gir: Where are my walnuts?
Gordon Freeman: I have to go now.
Gir: I can still see you!
Gordon Freeman: Yes....I haven't left yet...
Gir: Wanna bite!
Gordon Freeman: ......*slams door while walking out*
Gir: Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!
What in gods name?
I dunno, but I want whatever he's been smoking!
Gir: (to Gordon Freeman) Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Gordon Freeman: BACON
Gir: WHEEEEOo!!
Gordon Freeman: What in gods name have you been smoking? And where can I get some?
Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy. So? He seems nice!
Gordon Freeman: What have you been smoking
Gir: My walnuts!
Gordon Freeman: ..........can I get some
Gir: Okay! Awwoh, you look so cute!
Gordon Freeman: .........I m pretty handsome, if I do say so myself,,,,,
Gir: I don't know!
Gordon Freeman: Okay. Sure.
Gir: Ooh! This is my favorite show!
Gordon Freeman: What?
Gir: My taquitos!
Gordon Freeman: .....Jesus.....
Gir: My taquitos! Eh, homina, eh... TAQUITOS!
Gordon Freeman: Yes. I agree.
Gir: You're on fire!
Gordon Freeman: Wha-?!?!
Gir: Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee dooooo!
Gordon Freeman: I GOT to get what you been smoking
Gir: Yes. I didn't like it.
Gordon Freeman: I don't know, it seems AMAZING
Gir: Where's my moose?
Gordon Freeman: Hanging in a noose
Gir: Yay! Now we go up!
Gordon Freeman: Where? Go up where?
Gir: Look, there it is.
Gordon Freeman: There WHAT is?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Gordon Freeman: .........
Gir: Weenies!! Weenieees! Dancin' weenies, da na na naaa...
Gordon Freeman: .........whoa........ I have to get what you been smokin
Gir: Just like on TV!
Gordon Freeman: Yep
Gir: What's this do? *bleep*
Gordon Freeman: ..
Gir: Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
Gordon Freeman: Your walnuts must be PRETTY STRONG
Gir: Where's my mouth!?!
Gordon Freeman: On your face.
Gir: Oh, I left that at home.
Gordon Freeman: You left your face at home?
Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doo doom doom!
Gordon Freeman: But I thought you didn't have your face because you left it at home.
Gir: I love this show.
Gordon Freeman: ...
Gir: Awwoh, Gavintendo64 is so cute!
Gordon Freeman: Sure. Whatever.
Gir: Where are my walnuts?
Gordon Freeman: Probobly with you face. At home.
Gir: I saw a squirrel.
Gordon Freeman: Me to.
Gir: It was doin' like this: *imitates a squirrel*
Gordon Freeman: ..........
Gir: Meooow!
Gordon Freeman: Moooo
Gir: I like dooky!
Gordon Freeman: God no.
Gir: You got any of them taquitos?
Gordon Freeman: Nope. You left them at home with your face.
Gir: I'm naked!
Gordon Freeman: ..holy shi-
Gir: Gir's just a baby!
Gordon Freeman: What the -?!
Gir: I don't know!
Gordon Freeman: Me neither
Gir: Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!
Gordon Freeman: The floor isnt alive...
Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
Gordon Freeman: Nope. Told you.
Gir: I'm gonna eat you! WGB, Coldfreak101, and Gordon Freeman.. these children get to go to a special place made entirely of food. I like food.
Gordon Freeman: I LOVE food.
Gir: Ooooooooooooooh!
Gordon Freeman: Ooooooooooooooooh!
Gir: Sammiiiich!! Nyee hee hee! Sammich! Nyeh heh...
Gordon Freeman: Sure buddy. Whatever you want.
Gir: Yes my master! Doo dee doo dee dooooo, waffles!!
Gordon Freeman: WAFFLES,
Gir: Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Gordon Freeman: Cool bro
Gir: You like food!
Gordon Freeman: I LOVE FOOD
Gir: Ooooooooooooooh!
Gordon Freeman: Love it.
Gir: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: Do Ou love food
Gir: You like food!
Gordon Freeman: Yes I do
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy! Awww... DDman65 's cute! And stinky lookin'!
Gordon Freeman: ....I do not know how to answer that
Gir: Awww...
Gordon Freeman: ....
Gir: My walnuts!
Gordon Freeman: Oh HELL NO
Gir: Gir's so mean to my master! he not like the Zim! I seen it! Gir is bad! Yeeheeheehe!
Gordon Freeman: You ARE gir.
Gir: I wanna be a mongoose.
Gordon Freeman: Okay.......
Gir: Leprechauns!
Gordon Freeman: Potatoes!
Gir: Where are my walnuts?
Gordon Freeman: I have to go now.
Gir: I can still see you!
Gordon Freeman: Yes....I haven't left yet...
Gir: Wanna bite!
Gordon Freeman: ......*slams door while walking out*
Gir: Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!
What in gods name?
I dunno, but I want whatever he's been smoking!
Invader Zim: You, frolicking dirt child. Meet Zim.
Invader Zim: (to Gordon Freeman) You, frolicking dirt child. Meet Zim.
Gordon Freeman: ...what you just call me?
Invader Zim: This miserable Earth sun!
Gordon Freeman: I know right - it only keeps us alive.
Invader Zim: I'd just like to say that if I were a member of an alien race- Which I'm not! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh! I'd have to take this opportunity to say- Filthy Earth creatures! It is clear who the superior species is! Isn't it!?! Isn't it!?! You stink!
Gordon Freeman: ....you are one sad little man.
Invader Zim: But surely you expected that from me.
Gordon Freeman: Yeah. Not really.
Invader Zim: Pleeease?
Gordon Freeman: Fine.
Invader Zim: Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
Gordon Freeman: ......
Invader Zim: Now, let's see this mighty human threat!
Gordon Freeman: ....
Invader Zim: I'm not in your computer. I'm transmitting from... inside your body! Spooky, yes? At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve!
Gordon Freeman: TOTALLY. whatever.
Invader Zim: Are you there!?
Gordon Freeman: YES
Invader Zim: Yeah, Commander Yipka's always saying stuff. I remember that one time when she said she was chatting online.
Gordon Freeman: Your chatting online
Invader Zim: Taste the mighty doom of my chatter online!
Gordon Freeman: Woooow
Invader Zim: Now Gordon Freeman, let's see what you look like with all your organs... on the outside!
Gordon Freeman: .......I can't die you know right? I'm an archangel
Invader Zim: You dare tell me what I already know?!
Gordon Freeman: Well then you SHOULD have known you can't make my organs on the outside
Invader Zim: Be quiet!
Gordon Freeman: MAKE ME
Invader Zim: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: COME AT ME BRO
Invader Zim: Well, VibraKnife does seem to be destroying the humans, and that is good.
Gordon Freeman: Your weak.
Invader Zim: Gordon Freeman! Gordon Freeman! Catch me!
Gordon Freeman: ....why should i
Invader Zim: Huh?
Gordon Freeman: Why should I catch you?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Gordon Freeman: YA DON'T SAY
Invader Zim: I've come to far to give up now!
Gordon Freeman: Just die. Die and come back as a more sentient being
Invader Zim: So, what's goin' on?
Gordon Freeman: I'm at Dogh'd cosmic bar picking fights
Invader Zim: LIAR!
Gordon Freeman: ...
Invader Zim: You're still so at Dogh'd cosmic bar picking fights!
Gordon Freeman: I know. I just said that
Invader Zim: Hurry Gordon Freeman! What did you learn?
Gordon Freeman: How to fight drunk.
Invader Zim: Gordon Freeman! I have a plan! I researched many different wormholes with many possible outcomes. It was very difficult deciding which would be the most horrible for you.
Gordon Freeman: You can't kill me.
Invader Zim: Fine! I don't need to kill you! Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
Gordon Freeman: You CAN'T melt my face off.
Invader Zim: The Earth boy is trying to interfere. Do you know Zellex or SubliminaLiar Jr? Squealy fools! These human filthies should be honored to even be considered as possible friends of Zim!
Gordon Freeman: ....
Invader Zim: With Gavin456b turned into a drooling moron, nothing will stand in my way, not even... drool!
Gordon Freeman: Okay....
Invader Zim: Whaddya watching?
Gordon Freeman: Nothing
Invader Zim: Nothing... or something?
Gordon Freeman: ...
Invader Zim: You're still so at Dogh'd cosmic bar picking fights!
Gordon Freeman: Yes. I am. What ya gonna due about it
Invader Zim: It's like you said! The Commander Yipka! He's missing! They've taken she and drained she of her sweet, sweet blood candies!
Gordon Freeman: .....
Invader Zim: No! The molt!
Gordon Freeman: I'm leaving now
Invader Zim: Yes, my creation! Grow! Grow!
WIERDO
Invader Zim: (to Gordon Freeman) You, frolicking dirt child. Meet Zim.
Gordon Freeman: ...what you just call me?
Invader Zim: This miserable Earth sun!
Gordon Freeman: I know right - it only keeps us alive.
Invader Zim: I'd just like to say that if I were a member of an alien race- Which I'm not! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh! I'd have to take this opportunity to say- Filthy Earth creatures! It is clear who the superior species is! Isn't it!?! Isn't it!?! You stink!
Gordon Freeman: ....you are one sad little man.
Invader Zim: But surely you expected that from me.
Gordon Freeman: Yeah. Not really.
Invader Zim: Pleeease?
Gordon Freeman: Fine.
Invader Zim: Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
Gordon Freeman: ......
Invader Zim: Now, let's see this mighty human threat!
Gordon Freeman: ....
Invader Zim: I'm not in your computer. I'm transmitting from... inside your body! Spooky, yes? At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve!
Gordon Freeman: TOTALLY. whatever.
Invader Zim: Are you there!?
Gordon Freeman: YES
Invader Zim: Yeah, Commander Yipka's always saying stuff. I remember that one time when she said she was chatting online.
Gordon Freeman: Your chatting online
Invader Zim: Taste the mighty doom of my chatter online!
Gordon Freeman: Woooow
Invader Zim: Now Gordon Freeman, let's see what you look like with all your organs... on the outside!
Gordon Freeman: .......I can't die you know right? I'm an archangel
Invader Zim: You dare tell me what I already know?!
Gordon Freeman: Well then you SHOULD have known you can't make my organs on the outside
Invader Zim: Be quiet!
Gordon Freeman: MAKE ME
Invader Zim: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: COME AT ME BRO
Invader Zim: Well, VibraKnife does seem to be destroying the humans, and that is good.
Gordon Freeman: Your weak.
Invader Zim: Gordon Freeman! Gordon Freeman! Catch me!
Gordon Freeman: ....why should i
Invader Zim: Huh?
Gordon Freeman: Why should I catch you?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Gordon Freeman: YA DON'T SAY
Invader Zim: I've come to far to give up now!
Gordon Freeman: Just die. Die and come back as a more sentient being
Invader Zim: So, what's goin' on?
Gordon Freeman: I'm at Dogh'd cosmic bar picking fights
Invader Zim: LIAR!
Gordon Freeman: ...
Invader Zim: You're still so at Dogh'd cosmic bar picking fights!
Gordon Freeman: I know. I just said that
Invader Zim: Hurry Gordon Freeman! What did you learn?
Gordon Freeman: How to fight drunk.
Invader Zim: Gordon Freeman! I have a plan! I researched many different wormholes with many possible outcomes. It was very difficult deciding which would be the most horrible for you.
Gordon Freeman: You can't kill me.
Invader Zim: Fine! I don't need to kill you! Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
Gordon Freeman: You CAN'T melt my face off.
Invader Zim: The Earth boy is trying to interfere. Do you know Zellex or SubliminaLiar Jr? Squealy fools! These human filthies should be honored to even be considered as possible friends of Zim!
Gordon Freeman: ....
Invader Zim: With Gavin456b turned into a drooling moron, nothing will stand in my way, not even... drool!
Gordon Freeman: Okay....
Invader Zim: Whaddya watching?
Gordon Freeman: Nothing
Invader Zim: Nothing... or something?
Gordon Freeman: ...
Invader Zim: You're still so at Dogh'd cosmic bar picking fights!
Gordon Freeman: Yes. I am. What ya gonna due about it
Invader Zim: It's like you said! The Commander Yipka! He's missing! They've taken she and drained she of her sweet, sweet blood candies!
Gordon Freeman: .....
Invader Zim: No! The molt!
Gordon Freeman: I'm leaving now
Invader Zim: Yes, my creation! Grow! Grow!
WIERDO
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