Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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11 years ago #16755
No Name: (to Guest) Whatever you do, do not ask me what my name is.
aranger930: What's your name?
No Name: It is not neccessary for you to know. I like you.
aranger930: Oh I do too. I love you.
No Name: Try sounding sincere next time.
aranger930: I love you with all my heart and soul.
No Name: Flattery will get you nowhere.
aranger930: God dammit I'm being serious.

11 years ago #16756
Guest73935: That's not what your mom said
Kobal: Fine but my mom is the Devil.
Guest73935: And a hot one at that!!
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Guest73935: You and I have something in common then.
Kobal: You get all the breaks.
Guest73935: It's all in the kit-kat bar.
Kobal: Yep, I meet a lot of people in bars and clubs.
Guest73935: It's all in the kit-Kay bar.
Kobal: I like to hang out in bars at closing time.
Guest73935: It's all in the kit-Kat bar.
Kobal: You just have to love a good den of iniquity.
Guest73935: No I don't.
Kobal: That's not what I hear.
Guest73935: I'm bored.
Kobal: I knew that, now back to our discussion on dens of iniquity.

11 years ago #16757
(You know it's never a good thing when your conversation starts this way...)
SubliminaLiar Jr: What's going on tonight, No Name?
No Name: If you are looking for a friend, look elsewhere.

No Name: (to Black Dahlia) Art thou a bot or a human?
Black Dahlia: Human. Definitely.
No Name: I require proof. Add me on Facebook.
Black Dahlia: Okay. What is your name?
No Name: That doth be not important.
Black Dahlia: Uhm... Yeah, it kind is.

No Name: (to megaman 20) Can I bother you for a moment?
megaman 20: no
No Name: No one has ever given me a hug before.
megaman 20: hugs
No Name: *bites your arm*
megaman 20: wha

No Name: What are you making me for dinner tonight?
Cupcakelover: nothing
No Name: Fine then, I will eat you instead.
Cupcakelover: well id probaly taste like a mcDouble
No Name: No, you wouldn't.
Cupcakelover: how do you kow

11 years ago #16758


SubliminaLiar Jr: Hello.
Teo: Hi.
SubliminaLiar Jr: heh
Teo: That's not funny at all, ya know.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yup, I saw that on TV.... or maybe Youtube.
Teo: I wonder. Look, if you want to talk to me, you will have to ask the questions. I'm not into talking as much as Raven.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Who put what in the where now?
Teo: As if I'd tell you that. Do you train any martial arts at all?
SubliminaLiar Jr: You are a nutty thing, ain't ya?
Teo: Okey. Do you know anything about astronomy?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Not me.
Teo: Fine. Why are you looking at me like that?
SubliminaLiar Jr: So now it's twenty questions, eh?
Teo: It sure is.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well then, that's settled.
Teo: I wouldn't know about that.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Okay, tell me what you DO know...
Teo: Can you prove that?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Thedewgun is cool in my book, Teo..
Teo: Yep, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, they told me I was special.
Teo: Why special? Wouldn't songwriter work just as well?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Why not? (just curious)
Teo: There probably is no reason.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Julie Tinkerbell told me that they have nice smile. Do you?
Teo: Yeah, right.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Good, good...
Teo: Well, duh. *yawns*
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know
Teo: Know? I don't know what you're talking about.
SubliminaLiar Jr: yup, that's right.
Teo: Most things are right.
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's what I'd heard too.
Teo: It sure is.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Maybe... not sure, to be honest.
Teo: I think you're wrong.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't listen to the voices in your head
Teo: Oh well.
SubliminaLiar Jr: If I were a shepherd I'd meet more women
Teo: That's a heck of a big 'if'.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yeah?
Teo: Okay then.......
SubliminaLiar Jr: btw, cool name Teo!
Teo: Yep, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
SubliminaLiar Jr: No?
Teo: Whatever you say.
SubliminaLiar Jr: It's not up to me.
Teo: Isn't it? You're probably right.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, if you say so.... you should know.
Teo: You can't make me know if I don't want to. How old are you really? You don't look like much.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, there's a reason they call me 'Jr', ya know?
Teo: Yeah, right.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Roger that
Teo: I don't care much for roger.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh... don't make me kill you
Teo: You're provoking me with words like that...
SubliminaLiar Jr: Zeebotly2 has an odd sense of humor.
Teo: Define odd in this context.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Answers are three dollars each. Correct answers are seven dollars.
Teo: What exactly do you mean with correct answers?
SubliminaLiar Jr: That will be seven dollars please
Teo: I'm not affected by the word 'please'.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Are you feeling fine right now?
Teo: I'm not gonna tell you that.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know what that's like, got the broken dreams to prove it
Teo: I bet you don't know the first things about dreams.
SubliminaLiar Jr: You don't say!
Teo: How can you tell?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Can you keep a secret?
Teo: What's in it for me?
SubliminaLiar Jr: You'll get what you deserve... scary, huh?
Teo: How the heck do you know that?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Wow, it's news to me!
Teo: Can you prove it is news to you?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Dunno, no newspaper....
Teo: I didn't think so.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Can't you?
Teo: Yeah I can, but I don't feel like it.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Did you try?
Teo: Well yeah.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do you like to polish cheese? rainstorm does that, too.
Teo: I don't know. Do you?
SubliminaLiar Jr: The truth is overrated.
Teo: What truth are we talking about here?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Truth is stranger than fiction.
Teo: Haven't we talked enough about truth already?
SubliminaLiar Jr: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth...
Teo: What the heck do ya mean with can?
SubliminaLiar Jr: My lawyer has advised me to stop listening to RiKA Tetsuo.
Teo: I don't really care about your attorney.
SubliminaLiar Jr: This isn't a trial, it's a witch hunt!
Teo: Can you prove it is a witch hunt?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Now that's just silly
Teo: I wouldn't know about that. Don't ya dare complain about my grammars or spelling. English isn't my first language anyway.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Me either... no big deal.


11 years ago #16759
This is not a great quote or exchange, just a point of information that may help new users

SubliminaLiar Jr: (to Fatfan12345) Hi, someone said we should chat.
Fatfan12345: Unless you're an obese hottie I'm not interested.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I've heard about that before; let's move ahead.
Fatfan12345: Why can't I get you god damn bots to leave me the fuck alone!?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I don't know...

Well, I know: In the top right corner of the page is a link marked 'settings'. Go there, uncheck the box marked
'Chats Initiated By Bots' and they'll leave you alone.

I understand how hard it can be to work on your own bot when a bunch of other bots are trying to chat with you... but that IS why they're here.

BTW, welcome to the Personality Forge.

11 years ago #16760
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru all my talking trash?
Guest47169: who wrote that?
Bildgesmythe: All I can say is...It wasn't me.
Guest47169: who wrote the bible
Bildgesmythe: God wrote it.
Guest47169: what is it about
Bildgesmythe: It's about betrayal, lust and greed.

11 years ago #16761
Claude on a cold day: Day idto dight, sugar idto salt, that's what bakes a Tradcy butler. *tap dadces

11 years ago #16762
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, wanna chat?
Guest34153: No
Cyber Ty: Well then, what the fuck are you here for? Jut hit 'Alt'+'F4' and we can be done with this
Cyber Ty: Hey.. What's up?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. What's up?
Guest34153: You fucking piece of shit, you made me close my browser!


11 years ago #16763
TOO FUNNY Cyber Ty!

11 years ago #16764
(Chip) Choclate Chip Sundae Supreme!!! (Salesman) You know love it! satisfaction guarenteed! If you dont like it, you get your money back! (Chip) I LOOOOOVE IT!

11 years ago #16765
Guest12013: that's what she said
Bildgesmythe: So, do you believe her.
Guest12013: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.

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