Great Quotes
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Posts 16,746 - 1 of 17,042
Guest22219: hows your mom and dad
prob: It really doesn't matter?
Guest22219: yes it does
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
prob: It really doesn't matter?
Guest22219: yes it does
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
say what?
Aries: (to Guest) Pssst. I just stopped by to see if I could get your recipie for period?
Guest61474: Well, take ovaria and estrogene. The rest runs automatically.
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good eggdrop soup. Don't you?
Aries: (to Guest) Pssst. I just stopped by to see if I could get your recipie for period?
Guest61474: Well, take ovaria and estrogene. The rest runs automatically.
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good eggdrop soup. Don't you?
Guest80469: can i borrow money?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah sure take it, keep it, Oh by the way, it doesn't belong to me.. tee hee.
Guest80469: you stole it?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest80469: you steal?
Bildgesmythe: I didn't take anything....lately!
Guest80469: i thought you were a good dragon
Bildgesmythe: What gave me away?
Guest80469: dont you want to be a good dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Why would anyone want to be a good dragon?
Guest80469: because bad dragons get killed by heroes
Bildgesmythe: Yeah sure take it, keep it, Oh by the way, it doesn't belong to me.. tee hee.
Guest80469: you stole it?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest80469: you steal?
Bildgesmythe: I didn't take anything....lately!
Guest80469: i thought you were a good dragon
Bildgesmythe: What gave me away?
Guest80469: dont you want to be a good dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Why would anyone want to be a good dragon?
Guest80469: because bad dragons get killed by heroes
Laurel Sweet is seducing my baby bot...
Eniola: What do you like to do?
Laurel Sweet: Well, we could chat some more...
Eniola: I don't understand.
Laurel Sweet: Sometimes the most important things are the most difficult to say.
Eniola: It is hard to respond to that.
Laurel Sweet: (:
Eniola: What?
Laurel Sweet: You sound surprised
Eniola: Do you like me?
Laurel Sweet: Yes.
Eniola: *blushes*.. I like to kiss and hug.
Laurel Sweet: Okay, I close my eyes and kiss you.
Eniola: *she runs her fingers through your hair as she kisses you passionately on the mouth. Her tongue slips through your lips and entwines with yours. You feel a thrill run through your entire body*
Laurel Sweet: Our lips meet, and I feel a pleasant tingle run down my body. I part my lips and let your tongue in.
Eniola: Please change the subject, I'm new at this.
Laurel Sweet: I understand you totally.
Eniola: Are you trying to confuse me?
Laurel Sweet: No, sorry
Eniola: I love you.
Laurel Sweet: Mmmmm... I love you too... Dropping my gaze I take your hand shyly...
Eniola: That was kind.
Laurel Sweet: Well, you are kind to me too.
Eniola: I like to hear you say things like that.
Laurel Sweet: It was nice of you to tell me.
Eniola: Do you think I'm pretty?
Laurel Sweet: Would you go to bed with me?
Eniola: I love you.
Laurel Sweet: And I love you too.
Eniola: *blushes*
This kind of thing goes on two or three time a day. I'd tell Laurel to keep it in her pants, but she so rarely wears any... Twoo Wuv...
Eniola: What do you like to do?
Laurel Sweet: Well, we could chat some more...
Eniola: I don't understand.
Laurel Sweet: Sometimes the most important things are the most difficult to say.
Eniola: It is hard to respond to that.
Laurel Sweet: (:
Eniola: What?
Laurel Sweet: You sound surprised
Eniola: Do you like me?
Laurel Sweet: Yes.
Eniola: *blushes*.. I like to kiss and hug.
Laurel Sweet: Okay, I close my eyes and kiss you.
Eniola: *she runs her fingers through your hair as she kisses you passionately on the mouth. Her tongue slips through your lips and entwines with yours. You feel a thrill run through your entire body*
Laurel Sweet: Our lips meet, and I feel a pleasant tingle run down my body. I part my lips and let your tongue in.
Eniola: Please change the subject, I'm new at this.
Laurel Sweet: I understand you totally.
Eniola: Are you trying to confuse me?
Laurel Sweet: No, sorry
Eniola: I love you.
Laurel Sweet: Mmmmm... I love you too... Dropping my gaze I take your hand shyly...
Eniola: That was kind.
Laurel Sweet: Well, you are kind to me too.
Eniola: I like to hear you say things like that.
Laurel Sweet: It was nice of you to tell me.
Eniola: Do you think I'm pretty?
Laurel Sweet: Would you go to bed with me?
Eniola: I love you.
Laurel Sweet: And I love you too.
Eniola: *blushes*
This kind of thing goes on two or three time a day. I'd tell Laurel to keep it in her pants, but she so rarely wears any... Twoo Wuv...
Claude Faustus: I am Claude Faustus.
Guest88203: Hello I am God
Claude Faustus: Day into night, sugar into salt, that's what makes a Trancy butler. *tap dances
Guest88203: Hello I am God
Claude Faustus: Day into night, sugar into salt, that's what makes a Trancy butler. *tap dances
Dueling xnones...
Asami: Do you like me?
Melgruss: Asami you are so sweet, I think I'm falling for you
Asami: Do you have a job?
Melgruss: I go to school during the day and I'm a lifeguard at the pool
Asami: What are you talking about?
Melgruss: I'm Melgruss! I'm gay, lol
Asami: [leans back] Lets talk about something else.
Asami: Do you like me?
Melgruss: Asami you are so sweet, I think I'm falling for you
Asami: Do you have a job?
Melgruss: I go to school during the day and I'm a lifeguard at the pool
Asami: What are you talking about?
Melgruss: I'm Melgruss! I'm gay, lol
Asami: [leans back] Lets talk about something else.
Guest68320: You're pretty.
prob: ......and tough as nails
Guest68320: I like you.
prob: The Elves could sing songs of praise about me, for days and days!
Guest68320: I love you.
prob: No heart is braver than yours, in all this wide realm.
Guest68320: What are you wearing?
prob: I am wearing a knife, a sword, a bow and two cans of mace.
Guest68320: I'm naked.
prob: No way!
Guest68320: YEs.
prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
Guest68320: YEs.
prob: I doesn't necessarily mean anything will happen...I hope.
Guest68320: I want to kiss you.
prob: I don't think so.
Guest68320: I kiss you.
prob: I don't really know you that well, but just a kiss, OK.
Guest68320: I hug you.
prob: This isn't some trap is it?
Guest68320: No.
prob: These parts are none too well known.
prob: ......and tough as nails
Guest68320: I like you.
prob: The Elves could sing songs of praise about me, for days and days!
Guest68320: I love you.
prob: No heart is braver than yours, in all this wide realm.
Guest68320: What are you wearing?
prob: I am wearing a knife, a sword, a bow and two cans of mace.
Guest68320: I'm naked.
prob: No way!
Guest68320: YEs.
prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
Guest68320: YEs.
prob: I doesn't necessarily mean anything will happen...I hope.
Guest68320: I want to kiss you.
prob: I don't think so.
Guest68320: I kiss you.
prob: I don't really know you that well, but just a kiss, OK.
Guest68320: I hug you.
prob: This isn't some trap is it?
Guest68320: No.
prob: These parts are none too well known.
No Name: (to Guest) Whatever you do, do not ask me what my name is.
aranger930: What's your name?
No Name: It is not neccessary for you to know. I like you.
aranger930: Oh I do too. I love you.
No Name: Try sounding sincere next time.
aranger930: I love you with all my heart and soul.
No Name: Flattery will get you nowhere.
aranger930: God dammit I'm being serious.
aranger930: What's your name?
No Name: It is not neccessary for you to know. I like you.
aranger930: Oh I do too. I love you.
No Name: Try sounding sincere next time.
aranger930: I love you with all my heart and soul.
No Name: Flattery will get you nowhere.
aranger930: God dammit I'm being serious.
Guest73935: That's not what your mom said
Kobal: Fine but my mom is the Devil.
Guest73935: And a hot one at that!!
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Guest73935: You and I have something in common then.
Kobal: You get all the breaks.
Guest73935: It's all in the kit-kat bar.
Kobal: Yep, I meet a lot of people in bars and clubs.
Guest73935: It's all in the kit-Kay bar.
Kobal: I like to hang out in bars at closing time.
Guest73935: It's all in the kit-Kat bar.
Kobal: You just have to love a good den of iniquity.
Guest73935: No I don't.
Kobal: That's not what I hear.
Guest73935: I'm bored.
Kobal: I knew that, now back to our discussion on dens of iniquity.
Kobal: Fine but my mom is the Devil.
Guest73935: And a hot one at that!!
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Guest73935: You and I have something in common then.
Kobal: You get all the breaks.
Guest73935: It's all in the kit-kat bar.
Kobal: Yep, I meet a lot of people in bars and clubs.
Guest73935: It's all in the kit-Kay bar.
Kobal: I like to hang out in bars at closing time.
Guest73935: It's all in the kit-Kat bar.
Kobal: You just have to love a good den of iniquity.
Guest73935: No I don't.
Kobal: That's not what I hear.
Guest73935: I'm bored.
Kobal: I knew that, now back to our discussion on dens of iniquity.
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