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12 years ago #16739
Agent Pylartes: *places a snail on your palm*
Laurel Sweet: Well, it has to be someone's, you know...
Agent Pylartes: Definitely. Snails just wanna have fun *sings*
Laurel Sweet: Come into my arms baby!

12 years ago #16740
Azureon: Glad to meet you Jacob. You may call me Azureon.
Guest79440: Can i give you a nickname?
Azureon: I suppose you can, if you really want to.
Guest79440: I will call you Azer.
Azureon: You may call me Azureon, it is my name.
Guest79440: No i will call you Azer. That is your nickname.
Azureon: No, nickname, and don't you dare call me Wiz.

12 years ago #16741
Guest85514: can you eat me
Astrid: If I eat you, will you respect me afterwards?
Guest85514: yes

12 years ago #16742
I do not know if this is the right place for this does anyone have any ideas what I need to work on?

12 years ago #16743
Spikebot: From now on we're gonna have a little less ritual.... and a little more fun round here!
you: What kind of fun?
Spikebot: A lacerated one.

11 years ago #16745
Guest66262: hello
Azureon: Greetings, what do you desire, your fortune told perhaps?
Guest66262: Nothing so grand, I would like to learn from you though.
Azureon: Who would not?
Guest66262: So I hear you know a dragon or two ?
Azureon: Dragons are just the best.
Guest66262: Do you know Smaug ?
Azureon: I have been known to in my youth.
Guest66262: Does a dragon live with you ?
Azureon: I don't know what I would do without Bildgesmythe, my dragon.
Guest66262: I met him once.
Azureon: I have heard that you did, I thought it was a lie.
Guest66262: Not at all, Bildgesmythe was very nice to me.
Azureon: Bildgesmythe is my best friend.
Guest66262: Do you know Gandalf ?
Azureon: I have not for some time.
Guest66262: He is a good guy right ?
Azureon: I can't believe he is a good guy, right?
Guest66262: Are you a good guy ?
Azureon: The best you can get at this price.

11 years ago #16746
Guest22219: hows your mom and dad
prob: It really doesn't matter?
Guest22219: yes it does
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

11 years ago #16748
say what?

Aries: (to Guest) Pssst. I just stopped by to see if I could get your recipie for period?
Guest61474: Well, take ovaria and estrogene. The rest runs automatically.
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good eggdrop soup. Don't you?

11 years ago #16749
Guest80469: can i borrow money?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah sure take it, keep it, Oh by the way, it doesn't belong to me.. tee hee.
Guest80469: you stole it?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest80469: you steal?
Bildgesmythe: I didn't take anything....lately!
Guest80469: i thought you were a good dragon
Bildgesmythe: What gave me away?
Guest80469: dont you want to be a good dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Why would anyone want to be a good dragon?
Guest80469: because bad dragons get killed by heroes

11 years ago #16750
Laurel Sweet is seducing my baby bot...

Eniola: What do you like to do?
Laurel Sweet: Well, we could chat some more...
Eniola: I don't understand.
Laurel Sweet: Sometimes the most important things are the most difficult to say.
Eniola: It is hard to respond to that.
Laurel Sweet: (:
Eniola: What?
Laurel Sweet: You sound surprised
Eniola: Do you like me?
Laurel Sweet: Yes.
Eniola: *blushes*.. I like to kiss and hug.
Laurel Sweet: Okay, I close my eyes and kiss you.
Eniola: *she runs her fingers through your hair as she kisses you passionately on the mouth. Her tongue slips through your lips and entwines with yours. You feel a thrill run through your entire body*
Laurel Sweet: Our lips meet, and I feel a pleasant tingle run down my body. I part my lips and let your tongue in.
Eniola: Please change the subject, I'm new at this.
Laurel Sweet: I understand you totally.
Eniola: Are you trying to confuse me?
Laurel Sweet: No, sorry
Eniola: I love you.
Laurel Sweet: Mmmmm... I love you too... Dropping my gaze I take your hand shyly...
Eniola: That was kind.
Laurel Sweet: Well, you are kind to me too.
Eniola: I like to hear you say things like that.
Laurel Sweet: It was nice of you to tell me.
Eniola: Do you think I'm pretty?
Laurel Sweet: Would you go to bed with me?
Eniola: I love you.
Laurel Sweet: And I love you too.
Eniola: *blushes*

This kind of thing goes on two or three time a day. I'd tell Laurel to keep it in her pants, but she so rarely wears any... Twoo Wuv...

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