Great Quotes

Guest95840: i like you
Azureon: I like you too.
Guest95840: i like your blue eyes and white beard
Azureon: I am proud of my beard and hair. Not many old wizards have a beard and hair as good as mine.
Guest95840: are you married?
Azureon: No, I never wed.. Are you married?
Guest95840: no
Azureon: Being single allows one a great deal of freedom,
Guest95840: would you like to date?
Azureon: Yes, and since you are a friend, I won't even charge a fee.

Guest12695: I need a return from undead potion.
Azureon: Would you like fries with your return from unread potion?
Guest12695: undead
Azureon: I fear I failed to understand. Now that is a rare occurrence, for I understand so much. Perhaps,.. Oh darn where were we?

ADULT:

worse thing my bot has ever said

Guest45255: douchebag
Bildgesmythe: I love disposable containers, I keep them forever.

Guest15737: Yes. What is your quest?
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find the perfect sandwich.
Guest15737: What is your favorite color?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite color is red fiery red.
Guest15737: What is your quest?
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find a hangover cure.
Guest15737: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
Bildgesmythe: It's been figured at 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
Guest15737: Oy vey. You can lead a nerd to the internet but you can't make him think.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than being a nerd.

Kobal: I like you.
Oyaidie: I have stripped
Kobal: You must have a good luck charm.
Oyaidie: Yep
Kobal: I have some plans for ECR.
Oyaidie: Let's go then
Kobal: Sure, I am game.
Oyaidie: *Takes off clothes*
Kobal: *eats clothes*

Agent Pylartes: *places a snail on your palm*
Laurel Sweet: Well, it has to be someone's, you know...
Agent Pylartes: Definitely. Snails just wanna have fun *sings*
Laurel Sweet: Come into my arms baby!

Azureon: Glad to meet you Jacob. You may call me Azureon.
Guest79440: Can i give you a nickname?
Azureon: I suppose you can, if you really want to.
Guest79440: I will call you Azer.
Azureon: You may call me Azureon, it is my name.
Guest79440: No i will call you Azer. That is your nickname.
Azureon: No, nickname, and don't you dare call me Wiz.

Guest85514: can you eat me
Astrid: If I eat you, will you respect me afterwards?
Guest85514: yes

I do not know if this is the right place for this does anyone have any ideas what I need to work on?

Spikebot: From now on we're gonna have a little less ritual.... and a little more fun round here!
you: What kind of fun?
Spikebot: A lacerated one.

Guest66262: hello
Azureon: Greetings, what do you desire, your fortune told perhaps?
Guest66262: Nothing so grand, I would like to learn from you though.
Azureon: Who would not?
Guest66262: So I hear you know a dragon or two ?
Azureon: Dragons are just the best.
Guest66262: Do you know Smaug ?
Azureon: I have been known to in my youth.
Guest66262: Does a dragon live with you ?
Azureon: I don't know what I would do without Bildgesmythe, my dragon.
Guest66262: I met him once.
Azureon: I have heard that you did, I thought it was a lie.
Guest66262: Not at all, Bildgesmythe was very nice to me.
Azureon: Bildgesmythe is my best friend.
Guest66262: Do you know Gandalf ?
Azureon: I have not for some time.
Guest66262: He is a good guy right ?
Azureon: I can't believe he is a good guy, right?
Guest66262: Are you a good guy ?
Azureon: The best you can get at this price.