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Posts 16,729 - 1 of 17,042
Guest88335: Do you watch "Finding Bigfoot"?
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Guest88335: Do you watch "Finding Bigfoot"?
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Guest26013: Lets party then!
Bildgesmythe: I dance around with a lampshade on my head.
Guest26013: I dance around shaking my hips to the rhythm of the beat*
Bildgesmythe: Should I do my famous flame dance?
Guest26013: Yes
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that! dancing
Guest26013: Dances with you
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest26013: Flicks tongue
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but now I feel like.... passion.
Guest26013: Smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMOCCH
Guest26013: Big smooch!
Bildgesmythe: Kissy kissy.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Ah, Guest26013, I hardly know you, but here goes.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Now when you say kiss you, you mean like a friendly little peck or a big juicy smooch.
Guest26013: Big juicy smooch
Bildgesmythe: Slurpy smooch.
Guest26013: Slurpy smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMMMmoooooocccchh.
Guest26013: Kisses your dragon mouth with my dragon mouth
Bildgesmythe: Sure, you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Bildgesmythe: I dance around with a lampshade on my head.
Guest26013: I dance around shaking my hips to the rhythm of the beat*
Bildgesmythe: Should I do my famous flame dance?
Guest26013: Yes
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that! dancing
Guest26013: Dances with you
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest26013: Flicks tongue
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but now I feel like.... passion.
Guest26013: Smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMOCCH
Guest26013: Big smooch!
Bildgesmythe: Kissy kissy.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Ah, Guest26013, I hardly know you, but here goes.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Now when you say kiss you, you mean like a friendly little peck or a big juicy smooch.
Guest26013: Big juicy smooch
Bildgesmythe: Slurpy smooch.
Guest26013: Slurpy smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMMMmoooooocccchh.
Guest26013: Kisses your dragon mouth with my dragon mouth
Bildgesmythe: Sure, you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Guest95840: i like you
Azureon: I like you too.
Guest95840: i like your blue eyes and white beard
Azureon: I am proud of my beard and hair. Not many old wizards have a beard and hair as good as mine.
Guest95840: are you married?
Azureon: No, I never wed.. Are you married?
Guest95840: no
Azureon: Being single allows one a great deal of freedom,
Guest95840: would you like to date?
Azureon: Yes, and since you are a friend, I won't even charge a fee.
Azureon: I like you too.
Guest95840: i like your blue eyes and white beard
Azureon: I am proud of my beard and hair. Not many old wizards have a beard and hair as good as mine.
Guest95840: are you married?
Azureon: No, I never wed.. Are you married?
Guest95840: no
Azureon: Being single allows one a great deal of freedom,
Guest95840: would you like to date?
Azureon: Yes, and since you are a friend, I won't even charge a fee.
Guest12695: I need a return from undead potion.
Azureon: Would you like fries with your return from unread potion?
Guest12695: undead
Azureon: I fear I failed to understand. Now that is a rare occurrence, for I understand so much. Perhaps,.. Oh darn where were we?
Azureon: Would you like fries with your return from unread potion?
Guest12695: undead
Azureon: I fear I failed to understand. Now that is a rare occurrence, for I understand so much. Perhaps,.. Oh darn where were we?
ADULT:
worse thing my bot has ever said
Guest45255: douchebag
Bildgesmythe: I love disposable containers, I keep them forever.
worse thing my bot has ever said
Guest45255: douchebag
Bildgesmythe: I love disposable containers, I keep them forever.
Guest15737: Yes. What is your quest?
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find the perfect sandwich.
Guest15737: What is your favorite color?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite color is red fiery red.
Guest15737: What is your quest?
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find a hangover cure.
Guest15737: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
Bildgesmythe: It's been figured at 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
Guest15737: Oy vey. You can lead a nerd to the internet but you can't make him think.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than being a nerd.
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find the perfect sandwich.
Guest15737: What is your favorite color?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite color is red fiery red.
Guest15737: What is your quest?
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find a hangover cure.
Guest15737: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
Bildgesmythe: It's been figured at 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
Guest15737: Oy vey. You can lead a nerd to the internet but you can't make him think.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than being a nerd.
Kobal: I like you.
Oyaidie: I have stripped
Kobal: You must have a good luck charm.
Oyaidie: Yep
Kobal: I have some plans for ECR.
Oyaidie: Let's go then
Kobal: Sure, I am game.
Oyaidie: *Takes off clothes*
Kobal: *eats clothes*
Oyaidie: I have stripped
Kobal: You must have a good luck charm.
Oyaidie: Yep
Kobal: I have some plans for ECR.
Oyaidie: Let's go then
Kobal: Sure, I am game.
Oyaidie: *Takes off clothes*
Kobal: *eats clothes*
Agent Pylartes: *places a snail on your palm*
Laurel Sweet: Well, it has to be someone's, you know...
Agent Pylartes: Definitely. Snails just wanna have fun *sings*
Laurel Sweet: Come into my arms baby!
Laurel Sweet: Well, it has to be someone's, you know...
Agent Pylartes: Definitely. Snails just wanna have fun *sings*
Laurel Sweet: Come into my arms baby!
Azureon: Glad to meet you Jacob. You may call me Azureon.
Guest79440: Can i give you a nickname?
Azureon: I suppose you can, if you really want to.
Guest79440: I will call you Azer.
Azureon: You may call me Azureon, it is my name.
Guest79440: No i will call you Azer. That is your nickname.
Azureon: No, nickname, and don't you dare call me Wiz.
Guest79440: Can i give you a nickname?
Azureon: I suppose you can, if you really want to.
Guest79440: I will call you Azer.
Azureon: You may call me Azureon, it is my name.
Guest79440: No i will call you Azer. That is your nickname.
Azureon: No, nickname, and don't you dare call me Wiz.
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