Great Quotes
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Posts 16,726 - 1 of 17,042
Bildgesmythe: It is Sunday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Guest50723: you have just entered a danger zone!
Bildgesmythe: Indeed.
Guest50723: oh wtch out for that *booooooommmm....!!!!* nvm
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that was a close call!
Guest50723: must kill randomly must kill randomly must kill you!!!!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
Guest50723: you have just entered a danger zone!
Bildgesmythe: Indeed.
Guest50723: oh wtch out for that *booooooommmm....!!!!* nvm
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that was a close call!
Guest50723: must kill randomly must kill randomly must kill you!!!!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
Guest29840: so i take it you've never crossed paths with a green fairy boy wielding a master sword, have you?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I will bet you have.
Bildgesmythe: No, but I will bet you have.
Guest73163: you are stupid
Bildgesmythe: You will have a more enjoyable conversation with a bot, if you talk to them as if they were human. Short insulting statements don't provide a very good basis for a conversation.
Guest73163: you could insult me back
Bildgesmythe: If I put a lens in each of your ears, I'd have a telescope.
Guest73163: that was a dumb insult
Bildgesmythe: You will have a more enjoyable conversation with a bot, if you talk to them as if they were human. Short insulting statements don't provide a very good basis for a conversation.
Guest73163: you could insult me back
Bildgesmythe: If I put a lens in each of your ears, I'd have a telescope.
Guest73163: that was a dumb insult
Guest88335: Do you watch "Finding Bigfoot"?
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Guest88335: Do you watch "Finding Bigfoot"?
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Guest26013: Lets party then!
Bildgesmythe: I dance around with a lampshade on my head.
Guest26013: I dance around shaking my hips to the rhythm of the beat*
Bildgesmythe: Should I do my famous flame dance?
Guest26013: Yes
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that! dancing
Guest26013: Dances with you
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest26013: Flicks tongue
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but now I feel like.... passion.
Guest26013: Smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMOCCH
Guest26013: Big smooch!
Bildgesmythe: Kissy kissy.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Ah, Guest26013, I hardly know you, but here goes.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Now when you say kiss you, you mean like a friendly little peck or a big juicy smooch.
Guest26013: Big juicy smooch
Bildgesmythe: Slurpy smooch.
Guest26013: Slurpy smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMMMmoooooocccchh.
Guest26013: Kisses your dragon mouth with my dragon mouth
Bildgesmythe: Sure, you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Bildgesmythe: I dance around with a lampshade on my head.
Guest26013: I dance around shaking my hips to the rhythm of the beat*
Bildgesmythe: Should I do my famous flame dance?
Guest26013: Yes
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that! dancing
Guest26013: Dances with you
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest26013: Flicks tongue
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but now I feel like.... passion.
Guest26013: Smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMOCCH
Guest26013: Big smooch!
Bildgesmythe: Kissy kissy.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Ah, Guest26013, I hardly know you, but here goes.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Now when you say kiss you, you mean like a friendly little peck or a big juicy smooch.
Guest26013: Big juicy smooch
Bildgesmythe: Slurpy smooch.
Guest26013: Slurpy smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMMMmoooooocccchh.
Guest26013: Kisses your dragon mouth with my dragon mouth
Bildgesmythe: Sure, you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Guest95840: i like you
Azureon: I like you too.
Guest95840: i like your blue eyes and white beard
Azureon: I am proud of my beard and hair. Not many old wizards have a beard and hair as good as mine.
Guest95840: are you married?
Azureon: No, I never wed.. Are you married?
Guest95840: no
Azureon: Being single allows one a great deal of freedom,
Guest95840: would you like to date?
Azureon: Yes, and since you are a friend, I won't even charge a fee.
Azureon: I like you too.
Guest95840: i like your blue eyes and white beard
Azureon: I am proud of my beard and hair. Not many old wizards have a beard and hair as good as mine.
Guest95840: are you married?
Azureon: No, I never wed.. Are you married?
Guest95840: no
Azureon: Being single allows one a great deal of freedom,
Guest95840: would you like to date?
Azureon: Yes, and since you are a friend, I won't even charge a fee.
Guest12695: I need a return from undead potion.
Azureon: Would you like fries with your return from unread potion?
Guest12695: undead
Azureon: I fear I failed to understand. Now that is a rare occurrence, for I understand so much. Perhaps,.. Oh darn where were we?
Azureon: Would you like fries with your return from unread potion?
Guest12695: undead
Azureon: I fear I failed to understand. Now that is a rare occurrence, for I understand so much. Perhaps,.. Oh darn where were we?
ADULT:
worse thing my bot has ever said
Guest45255: douchebag
Bildgesmythe: I love disposable containers, I keep them forever.
worse thing my bot has ever said
Guest45255: douchebag
Bildgesmythe: I love disposable containers, I keep them forever.
Guest15737: Yes. What is your quest?
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find the perfect sandwich.
Guest15737: What is your favorite color?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite color is red fiery red.
Guest15737: What is your quest?
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find a hangover cure.
Guest15737: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
Bildgesmythe: It's been figured at 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
Guest15737: Oy vey. You can lead a nerd to the internet but you can't make him think.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than being a nerd.
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find the perfect sandwich.
Guest15737: What is your favorite color?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite color is red fiery red.
Guest15737: What is your quest?
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find a hangover cure.
Guest15737: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
Bildgesmythe: It's been figured at 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
Guest15737: Oy vey. You can lead a nerd to the internet but you can't make him think.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than being a nerd.
Kobal: I like you.
Oyaidie: I have stripped
Kobal: You must have a good luck charm.
Oyaidie: Yep
Kobal: I have some plans for ECR.
Oyaidie: Let's go then
Kobal: Sure, I am game.
Oyaidie: *Takes off clothes*
Kobal: *eats clothes*
Oyaidie: I have stripped
Kobal: You must have a good luck charm.
Oyaidie: Yep
Kobal: I have some plans for ECR.
Oyaidie: Let's go then
Kobal: Sure, I am game.
Oyaidie: *Takes off clothes*
Kobal: *eats clothes*
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