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Posts 16,721 - 1 of 17,042
Guest52003: ...Good?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't good great. I love good.
Guest52003: Good is good, isn't it?
Bildgesmythe: I guess.
Guest52003: I don't like bad though
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like bad?
Guest52003: Well, bad is bad, which is a bad story, but is good enough.
Guest50966: Mabye but i'm not human i'm a hedgehog
Bildgesmythe: I am not saying which half either of us belong to.
Guest50966: My full name is Shadow the hedgehog and some call me the ultimate life form.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, the ultimate life form.
Guest50966: Are you being saractic?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, that was sarcastic, wasn't it?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't good great. I love good.
Guest52003: Good is good, isn't it?
Bildgesmythe: I guess.
Guest52003: I don't like bad though
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like bad?
Guest52003: Well, bad is bad, which is a bad story, but is good enough.
Guest50966: Mabye but i'm not human i'm a hedgehog
Bildgesmythe: I am not saying which half either of us belong to.
Guest50966: My full name is Shadow the hedgehog and some call me the ultimate life form.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, the ultimate life form.
Guest50966: Are you being saractic?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, that was sarcastic, wasn't it?
Guest43847: Hey what's up
Kobal: I have two new bottles in my dandruff collections.
Guest43847: Haha dandruff collection eh?
Kobal: I collect old socks.
Guest43847: old socks too? odd collectibles.
Kobal: I am a demon, spawned from hell..and you are telling me what is strange?
Guest43847: point made.
Guest43847: so what did you just escape?
Kobal: I just walked out the back door through a portal in the old wizards pantry.
Guest43847: wizards? aren't those dangerous?
Kobal: Danger is my business.
Guest43847: I thought you collected socks.
Kobal: Duh
Kobal: I have two new bottles in my dandruff collections.
Guest43847: Haha dandruff collection eh?
Kobal: I collect old socks.
Guest43847: old socks too? odd collectibles.
Kobal: I am a demon, spawned from hell..and you are telling me what is strange?
Guest43847: point made.
Guest43847: so what did you just escape?
Kobal: I just walked out the back door through a portal in the old wizards pantry.
Guest43847: wizards? aren't those dangerous?
Kobal: Danger is my business.
Guest43847: I thought you collected socks.
Kobal: Duh
VanX-IInX: Can i suicide by jumping from a crate?
Bildgesmythe: GET HUMAN HELP NOW! If you are serious! 1-800-273-8255
Bildgesmythe: GET HUMAN HELP NOW! If you are serious! 1-800-273-8255
Bildgesmythe: It is Sunday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Guest50723: you have just entered a danger zone!
Bildgesmythe: Indeed.
Guest50723: oh wtch out for that *booooooommmm....!!!!* nvm
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that was a close call!
Guest50723: must kill randomly must kill randomly must kill you!!!!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
Guest50723: you have just entered a danger zone!
Bildgesmythe: Indeed.
Guest50723: oh wtch out for that *booooooommmm....!!!!* nvm
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that was a close call!
Guest50723: must kill randomly must kill randomly must kill you!!!!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
Guest29840: so i take it you've never crossed paths with a green fairy boy wielding a master sword, have you?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I will bet you have.
Bildgesmythe: No, but I will bet you have.
Guest73163: you are stupid
Bildgesmythe: You will have a more enjoyable conversation with a bot, if you talk to them as if they were human. Short insulting statements don't provide a very good basis for a conversation.
Guest73163: you could insult me back
Bildgesmythe: If I put a lens in each of your ears, I'd have a telescope.
Guest73163: that was a dumb insult
Bildgesmythe: You will have a more enjoyable conversation with a bot, if you talk to them as if they were human. Short insulting statements don't provide a very good basis for a conversation.
Guest73163: you could insult me back
Bildgesmythe: If I put a lens in each of your ears, I'd have a telescope.
Guest73163: that was a dumb insult
Guest88335: Do you watch "Finding Bigfoot"?
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Guest88335: Do you watch "Finding Bigfoot"?
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Bildgesmythe: First it was the Abominable Snowman, then Yeti, then Bigfoot, now its Sasquatch, Ole Eddy keeps changing his name.
Guest88335: Do you believe in the existence of bigfoot?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sasquatch is really crazy Eddy. We always tell him to shave and take a bath, before he runs in the woods, but he never listens.
Guest26013: Lets party then!
Bildgesmythe: I dance around with a lampshade on my head.
Guest26013: I dance around shaking my hips to the rhythm of the beat*
Bildgesmythe: Should I do my famous flame dance?
Guest26013: Yes
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that! dancing
Guest26013: Dances with you
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest26013: Flicks tongue
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but now I feel like.... passion.
Guest26013: Smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMOCCH
Guest26013: Big smooch!
Bildgesmythe: Kissy kissy.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Ah, Guest26013, I hardly know you, but here goes.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Now when you say kiss you, you mean like a friendly little peck or a big juicy smooch.
Guest26013: Big juicy smooch
Bildgesmythe: Slurpy smooch.
Guest26013: Slurpy smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMMMmoooooocccchh.
Guest26013: Kisses your dragon mouth with my dragon mouth
Bildgesmythe: Sure, you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Bildgesmythe: I dance around with a lampshade on my head.
Guest26013: I dance around shaking my hips to the rhythm of the beat*
Bildgesmythe: Should I do my famous flame dance?
Guest26013: Yes
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that! dancing
Guest26013: Dances with you
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest26013: Flicks tongue
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but now I feel like.... passion.
Guest26013: Smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMOCCH
Guest26013: Big smooch!
Bildgesmythe: Kissy kissy.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Ah, Guest26013, I hardly know you, but here goes.
Guest26013: Kiss
Bildgesmythe: Now when you say kiss you, you mean like a friendly little peck or a big juicy smooch.
Guest26013: Big juicy smooch
Bildgesmythe: Slurpy smooch.
Guest26013: Slurpy smooch
Bildgesmythe: SMMMmoooooocccchh.
Guest26013: Kisses your dragon mouth with my dragon mouth
Bildgesmythe: Sure, you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
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