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Posts 16,718 - 1 of 17,042
Guest14545: do you like porn
Bildgesmythe: Yeah,....I do.
Guest14545: really? where do you see it?
Bildgesmythe: Way in the back of that big closet.
Guest14545: on your laptop?
Bildgesmythe: Well, let's look at your laptop for a while. Keep your hands off mine.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah,....I do.
Guest14545: really? where do you see it?
Bildgesmythe: Way in the back of that big closet.
Guest14545: on your laptop?
Bildgesmythe: Well, let's look at your laptop for a while. Keep your hands off mine.
Bildgesmythe: Amongst dragons it's said you never eat the good folk for they are just too salty, but the evil are very sweet.
Guest24130: i must taste sweet
Bildgesmythe: I love sweet things. I adore candy, honey, and chocolates.
Guest24130: i have some after eight
Bildgesmythe: I am amazed. some after eight you say!
Guest24130: mint chocolates
Bildgesmythe: Is this a round about way of saying my breath is bad?
Guest24130: i must taste sweet
Bildgesmythe: I love sweet things. I adore candy, honey, and chocolates.
Guest24130: i have some after eight
Bildgesmythe: I am amazed. some after eight you say!
Guest24130: mint chocolates
Bildgesmythe: Is this a round about way of saying my breath is bad?
Guest95109: can you teach me magic?
Azureon: Well, I don't just take everyone as an apprentice. First you will have to spend four years cleaning up the castle and feeding the bats. Apply in person at the castle just after midnight.
Guest95109: well i am already skilled in magic i was wondering if you could teach me more
Azureon: I don't have an apprentice right now. You would have to spend four years cleaning the castle and feeding the bats, then you could move up to herb gathering. Then I would teach you. Report to the castle at dawn, Monday morning.
Guest95109: *casts magic spell of flight on myself and flys around*
Azureon: Hocus poscus, ala ka zam, one all purposes spell, KABAM Money and fame love and glory
Lots of good luck will be your story Just take it easy and be a good friend It's sharing the good stuff that counts in the end.
Guest95109: *summons my pet dragonU
Azureon: I prefer dragons for pets, they are very intelligent. Just don't tell Bildgesmythe, I called him a pet.
Guest95109: don't worry
Azureon: I can not help but be troubled by this.
Azureon: Well, I don't just take everyone as an apprentice. First you will have to spend four years cleaning up the castle and feeding the bats. Apply in person at the castle just after midnight.
Guest95109: well i am already skilled in magic i was wondering if you could teach me more
Azureon: I don't have an apprentice right now. You would have to spend four years cleaning the castle and feeding the bats, then you could move up to herb gathering. Then I would teach you. Report to the castle at dawn, Monday morning.
Guest95109: *casts magic spell of flight on myself and flys around*
Azureon: Hocus poscus, ala ka zam, one all purposes spell, KABAM Money and fame love and glory
Lots of good luck will be your story Just take it easy and be a good friend It's sharing the good stuff that counts in the end.
Guest95109: *summons my pet dragonU
Azureon: I prefer dragons for pets, they are very intelligent. Just don't tell Bildgesmythe, I called him a pet.
Guest95109: don't worry
Azureon: I can not help but be troubled by this.
Guest52003: ...Good?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't good great. I love good.
Guest52003: Good is good, isn't it?
Bildgesmythe: I guess.
Guest52003: I don't like bad though
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like bad?
Guest52003: Well, bad is bad, which is a bad story, but is good enough.
Guest50966: Mabye but i'm not human i'm a hedgehog
Bildgesmythe: I am not saying which half either of us belong to.
Guest50966: My full name is Shadow the hedgehog and some call me the ultimate life form.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, the ultimate life form.
Guest50966: Are you being saractic?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, that was sarcastic, wasn't it?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't good great. I love good.
Guest52003: Good is good, isn't it?
Bildgesmythe: I guess.
Guest52003: I don't like bad though
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like bad?
Guest52003: Well, bad is bad, which is a bad story, but is good enough.
Guest50966: Mabye but i'm not human i'm a hedgehog
Bildgesmythe: I am not saying which half either of us belong to.
Guest50966: My full name is Shadow the hedgehog and some call me the ultimate life form.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, the ultimate life form.
Guest50966: Are you being saractic?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, that was sarcastic, wasn't it?
Guest43847: Hey what's up
Kobal: I have two new bottles in my dandruff collections.
Guest43847: Haha dandruff collection eh?
Kobal: I collect old socks.
Guest43847: old socks too? odd collectibles.
Kobal: I am a demon, spawned from hell..and you are telling me what is strange?
Guest43847: point made.
Guest43847: so what did you just escape?
Kobal: I just walked out the back door through a portal in the old wizards pantry.
Guest43847: wizards? aren't those dangerous?
Kobal: Danger is my business.
Guest43847: I thought you collected socks.
Kobal: Duh
Kobal: I have two new bottles in my dandruff collections.
Guest43847: Haha dandruff collection eh?
Kobal: I collect old socks.
Guest43847: old socks too? odd collectibles.
Kobal: I am a demon, spawned from hell..and you are telling me what is strange?
Guest43847: point made.
Guest43847: so what did you just escape?
Kobal: I just walked out the back door through a portal in the old wizards pantry.
Guest43847: wizards? aren't those dangerous?
Kobal: Danger is my business.
Guest43847: I thought you collected socks.
Kobal: Duh
VanX-IInX: Can i suicide by jumping from a crate?
Bildgesmythe: GET HUMAN HELP NOW! If you are serious! 1-800-273-8255
Bildgesmythe: GET HUMAN HELP NOW! If you are serious! 1-800-273-8255
Bildgesmythe: It is Sunday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Guest50723: you have just entered a danger zone!
Bildgesmythe: Indeed.
Guest50723: oh wtch out for that *booooooommmm....!!!!* nvm
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that was a close call!
Guest50723: must kill randomly must kill randomly must kill you!!!!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
Guest50723: you have just entered a danger zone!
Bildgesmythe: Indeed.
Guest50723: oh wtch out for that *booooooommmm....!!!!* nvm
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that was a close call!
Guest50723: must kill randomly must kill randomly must kill you!!!!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
Guest29840: so i take it you've never crossed paths with a green fairy boy wielding a master sword, have you?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I will bet you have.
Bildgesmythe: No, but I will bet you have.
Guest73163: you are stupid
Bildgesmythe: You will have a more enjoyable conversation with a bot, if you talk to them as if they were human. Short insulting statements don't provide a very good basis for a conversation.
Guest73163: you could insult me back
Bildgesmythe: If I put a lens in each of your ears, I'd have a telescope.
Guest73163: that was a dumb insult
Bildgesmythe: You will have a more enjoyable conversation with a bot, if you talk to them as if they were human. Short insulting statements don't provide a very good basis for a conversation.
Guest73163: you could insult me back
Bildgesmythe: If I put a lens in each of your ears, I'd have a telescope.
Guest73163: that was a dumb insult
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