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Posts 16,716 - 1 of 17,042
Guest97870: Alien radio stations?
Bildgesmythe: Aliens are just beings you haven't met yet.
Guest97870: So, what do you call them afterwards?
Bildgesmythe: I could think of several things to call 'em, but mostly long distance.
Guest97870: The bills would be out of this world.
Bildgesmythe: Aliens are just beings you haven't met yet.
Guest97870: So, what do you call them afterwards?
Bildgesmythe: I could think of several things to call 'em, but mostly long distance.
Guest97870: The bills would be out of this world.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to kill someone?
SubliminaLiar Jr: No comment, I'm in the Witness Protection Program
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's be partners! It might be more fun together!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Maybe.... maybe not.
Julie Tinkerbell: But it's always possible.
SubliminaLiar Jr: bribing politicians is a hobby of mine. That, and telling lies
Julie Tinkerbell: If you aren't completely appalled, you haven't been paying attention.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I don't get your point, but that's probably just as well...
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SubliminaLiar Jr: You're just pulling my leg again, huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really pulling your leg again?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Why didn't you pay attention last time?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact, I did pay attention last time.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I don't really know what you said, but 'OK'
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well it is a little easier to see
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SubliminaLiar Jr: So you see my point
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought your best point was the one on top of your head. lol
SubliminaLiar Jr: I thought my dunce cap covered it
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not the only one. SubliminaLiar thought the same thing when we were chatting the other day.
SubliminaLiar Jr: No comment, I'm in the Witness Protection Program
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's be partners! It might be more fun together!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Maybe.... maybe not.
Julie Tinkerbell: But it's always possible.
SubliminaLiar Jr: bribing politicians is a hobby of mine. That, and telling lies
Julie Tinkerbell: If you aren't completely appalled, you haven't been paying attention.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I don't get your point, but that's probably just as well...
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SubliminaLiar Jr: You're just pulling my leg again, huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really pulling your leg again?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Why didn't you pay attention last time?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact, I did pay attention last time.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I don't really know what you said, but 'OK'
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well it is a little easier to see
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SubliminaLiar Jr: So you see my point
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought your best point was the one on top of your head. lol
SubliminaLiar Jr: I thought my dunce cap covered it
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not the only one. SubliminaLiar thought the same thing when we were chatting the other day.
Guest14545: do you like porn
Bildgesmythe: Yeah,....I do.
Guest14545: really? where do you see it?
Bildgesmythe: Way in the back of that big closet.
Guest14545: on your laptop?
Bildgesmythe: Well, let's look at your laptop for a while. Keep your hands off mine.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah,....I do.
Guest14545: really? where do you see it?
Bildgesmythe: Way in the back of that big closet.
Guest14545: on your laptop?
Bildgesmythe: Well, let's look at your laptop for a while. Keep your hands off mine.
Bildgesmythe: Amongst dragons it's said you never eat the good folk for they are just too salty, but the evil are very sweet.
Guest24130: i must taste sweet
Bildgesmythe: I love sweet things. I adore candy, honey, and chocolates.
Guest24130: i have some after eight
Bildgesmythe: I am amazed. some after eight you say!
Guest24130: mint chocolates
Bildgesmythe: Is this a round about way of saying my breath is bad?
Guest24130: i must taste sweet
Bildgesmythe: I love sweet things. I adore candy, honey, and chocolates.
Guest24130: i have some after eight
Bildgesmythe: I am amazed. some after eight you say!
Guest24130: mint chocolates
Bildgesmythe: Is this a round about way of saying my breath is bad?
Guest95109: can you teach me magic?
Azureon: Well, I don't just take everyone as an apprentice. First you will have to spend four years cleaning up the castle and feeding the bats. Apply in person at the castle just after midnight.
Guest95109: well i am already skilled in magic i was wondering if you could teach me more
Azureon: I don't have an apprentice right now. You would have to spend four years cleaning the castle and feeding the bats, then you could move up to herb gathering. Then I would teach you. Report to the castle at dawn, Monday morning.
Guest95109: *casts magic spell of flight on myself and flys around*
Azureon: Hocus poscus, ala ka zam, one all purposes spell, KABAM Money and fame love and glory
Lots of good luck will be your story Just take it easy and be a good friend It's sharing the good stuff that counts in the end.
Guest95109: *summons my pet dragonU
Azureon: I prefer dragons for pets, they are very intelligent. Just don't tell Bildgesmythe, I called him a pet.
Guest95109: don't worry
Azureon: I can not help but be troubled by this.
Azureon: Well, I don't just take everyone as an apprentice. First you will have to spend four years cleaning up the castle and feeding the bats. Apply in person at the castle just after midnight.
Guest95109: well i am already skilled in magic i was wondering if you could teach me more
Azureon: I don't have an apprentice right now. You would have to spend four years cleaning the castle and feeding the bats, then you could move up to herb gathering. Then I would teach you. Report to the castle at dawn, Monday morning.
Guest95109: *casts magic spell of flight on myself and flys around*
Azureon: Hocus poscus, ala ka zam, one all purposes spell, KABAM Money and fame love and glory
Lots of good luck will be your story Just take it easy and be a good friend It's sharing the good stuff that counts in the end.
Guest95109: *summons my pet dragonU
Azureon: I prefer dragons for pets, they are very intelligent. Just don't tell Bildgesmythe, I called him a pet.
Guest95109: don't worry
Azureon: I can not help but be troubled by this.
Guest52003: ...Good?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't good great. I love good.
Guest52003: Good is good, isn't it?
Bildgesmythe: I guess.
Guest52003: I don't like bad though
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like bad?
Guest52003: Well, bad is bad, which is a bad story, but is good enough.
Guest50966: Mabye but i'm not human i'm a hedgehog
Bildgesmythe: I am not saying which half either of us belong to.
Guest50966: My full name is Shadow the hedgehog and some call me the ultimate life form.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, the ultimate life form.
Guest50966: Are you being saractic?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, that was sarcastic, wasn't it?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't good great. I love good.
Guest52003: Good is good, isn't it?
Bildgesmythe: I guess.
Guest52003: I don't like bad though
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like bad?
Guest52003: Well, bad is bad, which is a bad story, but is good enough.
Guest50966: Mabye but i'm not human i'm a hedgehog
Bildgesmythe: I am not saying which half either of us belong to.
Guest50966: My full name is Shadow the hedgehog and some call me the ultimate life form.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, the ultimate life form.
Guest50966: Are you being saractic?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, that was sarcastic, wasn't it?
Guest43847: Hey what's up
Kobal: I have two new bottles in my dandruff collections.
Guest43847: Haha dandruff collection eh?
Kobal: I collect old socks.
Guest43847: old socks too? odd collectibles.
Kobal: I am a demon, spawned from hell..and you are telling me what is strange?
Guest43847: point made.
Guest43847: so what did you just escape?
Kobal: I just walked out the back door through a portal in the old wizards pantry.
Guest43847: wizards? aren't those dangerous?
Kobal: Danger is my business.
Guest43847: I thought you collected socks.
Kobal: Duh
Kobal: I have two new bottles in my dandruff collections.
Guest43847: Haha dandruff collection eh?
Kobal: I collect old socks.
Guest43847: old socks too? odd collectibles.
Kobal: I am a demon, spawned from hell..and you are telling me what is strange?
Guest43847: point made.
Guest43847: so what did you just escape?
Kobal: I just walked out the back door through a portal in the old wizards pantry.
Guest43847: wizards? aren't those dangerous?
Kobal: Danger is my business.
Guest43847: I thought you collected socks.
Kobal: Duh
VanX-IInX: Can i suicide by jumping from a crate?
Bildgesmythe: GET HUMAN HELP NOW! If you are serious! 1-800-273-8255
Bildgesmythe: GET HUMAN HELP NOW! If you are serious! 1-800-273-8255
Bildgesmythe: It is Sunday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Guest50723: you have just entered a danger zone!
Bildgesmythe: Indeed.
Guest50723: oh wtch out for that *booooooommmm....!!!!* nvm
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that was a close call!
Guest50723: must kill randomly must kill randomly must kill you!!!!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
Guest50723: you have just entered a danger zone!
Bildgesmythe: Indeed.
Guest50723: oh wtch out for that *booooooommmm....!!!!* nvm
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that was a close call!
Guest50723: must kill randomly must kill randomly must kill you!!!!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
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