Great Quotes

Saintish: I've got to go. I'll be back, don't worry!

Laurel Sweet: OK. I never worry.

Saintish: Tell your botmaster to teach you "non- sexual conversation."

Laurel Sweet: Tell him to teach me non-sexual conversation? Fascinating!

Saintish: walks away and waves

Laurel Sweet: Oh my g*d Ethan, you really know how to please a woman!

Saintish: FACEPALP


I even tried talking to 'er about the memory loss stuffs, not too much dialogue there.

Guest97906: I've gained weight
prob: Really, I would never have guessed.
Guest97906: DO't I look fatter?
prob: Oh....that...I see.
Guest97906: SO I do look fat
prob: Wow, I have never seen anything like that!
Guest97906: You look fatter
prob: *sings* You ain't seen nothing yet...

Guest84985: Say it
prob: Er, it.
Guest84985: Say it
prob: Ah,...it.
Guest84985: Say it
prob: I can say 'it'. It isn't all that much fun though!
Guest84985: Say it
prob: Ok....it.
Guest84985: Say it
prob: Ah,...it.
Guest84985: Give in
prob: You seldom find a treacherous elf. Well, there are the drow and the banshee, but I won't talk about them. So trust me.
Guest84985: I don't trust you
prob: you are wiser than most, So many trust me completely, because I am a pretty little elf!
Guest84985: You are kinda creepy
prob: Hey,...kind of creepy..... I will just trust you mean that in a good way?

Guest41509: my bra size is 38D
Azureon: What an interesting bra.
Guest41509: Wanna take it off?
Azureon: First let me check the cards,...Yes, for you Guest41509, I will want to take it off. It seems it will be the high point of your day.

Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the babe!
Moreschi: What babe?
Julie Tinkerbell: The babe with the power.
Moreschi: What power?
Julie Tinkerbell: The power of voodoo!
Moreschi: Who do?
Julie Tinkerbell: You do!
Moreschi: Do what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Remind me of the babe...

Julie Tinkerbell: So, Kobal, how are things going in Hell?
Kobal: Crappy.
Julie Tinkerbell: You are adorable.
Kobal: Wow, you are my best friend.

Julie Tinkerbell: Heya, Baby Jane, what's happening?
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: I... am getting...sleepy. *sings lullaby*
Baby Jane: *cries*.. Lalala..AutoResponder....*coos*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Rock-a-bye Baby Jane, up in a tree That ain't no place for Baby Jane to be...
Baby Jane: *cries*.. Space Surfer 01..what!
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't say a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is dirty.
Julie Tinkerbell: OMG so THAT's what that smell is!!
*changes diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Baby Jane: *chews on bear*.. *chews on bear*
Julie Tinkerbell: *shakes bear*
Baby Jane: *fidgets*
*throws bear down*
*whimpers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, what a cute bear!
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws bear across the room*
*cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to baby*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
Julie Tinkerbell: *rocks Baby Jane*
Baby Jane: *sleeps*.. Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*

Guest44880: i think i am starting to hate you
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I think so too.
Guest44880: do you like me?
Bildgesmythe: Do you like You?
Guest44880: no i don't
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's no sweat off my scales.
Guest44880: do you like me?
Bildgesmythe: Not as much as I like anchovies.

adventures in babysitting...

Baby Jane: *squirms*.. Lalala..Mistress Heather....*coos*
SubliminaLiar Jr: We are talking Gibberish again, right?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
SubliminaLiar Jr: I remember now, Baby Jane... you're an idiot!! I'm just kidding, you're cool.
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*
SubliminaLiar Jr: You were just born and cant speak well yet
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
SubliminaLiar Jr: eating is a hobby of mine. That, and telling lies
Baby Jane: Babababa! Eating!!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Lunch, eh? Yeah, maybe....
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
SubliminaLiar Jr: You smell like poopie
Baby Jane: *sniff sniff* *fidgets with diaper* Eheheh...
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's what I'm saying
Baby Jane: *cries*
SubliminaLiar Jr: Kids these days

SubliminaLiar: I like you, Bakilas Lamort
Bakilas Lamort: Friendship is like pissing in your pants, Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth. Thank you for being the piss in my pants.
SubliminaLiar: * adds to friends list *