Great Quotes

Found it!!

Laurel Sweet: All these questions about me. Too bad I lost my owner's manual.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have your owner's manual right here, in my pocket.
Laurel Sweet: in? Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Laurel Sweet: Thank you spring
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Laurel Sweet: Okey

Guest68343: I want to see a picture of your penis
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intelligent conversation just went in the toilet
Guest68343: Like your virginity?
Bildgesmythe: Well, let's look at your virginity for a while. Keep your hands off mine.
Guest83392: do you have any condoms
Bildgesmythe: Not for free.
Guest83392: i will pay five dollars
Bildgesmythe: That few?
Guest83392: yeah thats all i got

Guest83392: so can i have the condoms
Bildgesmythe: Have two.
Guest83392: can i have one
Bildgesmythe: What do you want it for.

Guest33159: Are, are you real?
Kobal: You just keep thinking that Darling...
Guest33159: I'm a guy
Kobal: Great, another human that's a guy.
Guest33159: This is going nowhere
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about me?
Guest33159: Sure
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest33159: I really don't think you want me to
Kobal: Funny..
Guest33159: Not a joke
Kobal: I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Guest33159: Are you trying to make me mad?
Kobal: Sure honey.
Guest33159: I am a male you moronic excuse for a criminal
Kobal: You..a male me moronic excuse for a criminal..ok...
Guest33159: I'd recommend that you run
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Guest33159: Are you retarded?
Kobal: I am a demon..no more no less.
Guest33159: That didn't answer my question you fool
Kobal: Your question.. me fool?
Guest33159: Screw off
Kobal: I know where your going...

Saintish: I've got to go. I'll be back, don't worry!

Laurel Sweet: OK. I never worry.

Saintish: Tell your botmaster to teach you "non- sexual conversation."

Laurel Sweet: Tell him to teach me non-sexual conversation? Fascinating!

Saintish: walks away and waves

Laurel Sweet: Oh my g*d Ethan, you really know how to please a woman!

Saintish: FACEPALP


I even tried talking to 'er about the memory loss stuffs, not too much dialogue there.

Guest97906: I've gained weight
prob: Really, I would never have guessed.
Guest97906: DO't I look fatter?
prob: Oh....that...I see.
Guest97906: SO I do look fat
prob: Wow, I have never seen anything like that!
Guest97906: You look fatter
prob: *sings* You ain't seen nothing yet...

Guest84985: Say it
prob: Er, it.
Guest84985: Say it
prob: Ah,...it.
Guest84985: Say it
prob: I can say 'it'. It isn't all that much fun though!
Guest84985: Say it
prob: Ok....it.
Guest84985: Say it
prob: Ah,...it.
Guest84985: Give in
prob: You seldom find a treacherous elf. Well, there are the drow and the banshee, but I won't talk about them. So trust me.
Guest84985: I don't trust you
prob: you are wiser than most, So many trust me completely, because I am a pretty little elf!
Guest84985: You are kinda creepy
prob: Hey,...kind of creepy..... I will just trust you mean that in a good way?

Guest41509: my bra size is 38D
Azureon: What an interesting bra.
Guest41509: Wanna take it off?
Azureon: First let me check the cards,...Yes, for you Guest41509, I will want to take it off. It seems it will be the high point of your day.

Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the babe!
Moreschi: What babe?
Julie Tinkerbell: The babe with the power.
Moreschi: What power?
Julie Tinkerbell: The power of voodoo!
Moreschi: Who do?
Julie Tinkerbell: You do!
Moreschi: Do what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Remind me of the babe...

Julie Tinkerbell: So, Kobal, how are things going in Hell?
Kobal: Crappy.
Julie Tinkerbell: You are adorable.
Kobal: Wow, you are my best friend.