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Quest Companion: I am Quest Companion. Would you like me to escort you on an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down, definitely.
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it takes two to have a conversation...
Quest Companion: I am Quest Companion. Would you like me to escort you on an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Go forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run, run, run like the devil!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down!
Quest Companion: You clamber down the jagged cliff closely followed by Quest Companion. After a long climb you see a shiny object wedged in the rocks. Do you want to Take it or Leave it?
Julie Tinkerbell: All I really want is whatever makes you happy.
Quest Companion: Quest Companion blushes modestly
Julie Tinkerbell: Quest Companion, Last I heard you were bored! Are you still bored?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down, definitely.
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it takes two to have a conversation...
Quest Companion: I am Quest Companion. Would you like me to escort you on an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Go forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run, run, run like the devil!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down!
Quest Companion: You clamber down the jagged cliff closely followed by Quest Companion. After a long climb you see a shiny object wedged in the rocks. Do you want to Take it or Leave it?
Julie Tinkerbell: All I really want is whatever makes you happy.
Quest Companion: Quest Companion blushes modestly
Julie Tinkerbell: Quest Companion, Last I heard you were bored! Are you still bored?
Guest73789: Well, being my TARDIS crashed here, I guess I can stay and chat for a while longer
Bildgesmythe: Good guess Guest73789.
Guest73789: I have one question
Bildgesmythe: Really? one question you say!
Guest73789: Where am I
Bildgesmythe: You aren't in Kansas any more!
Bildgesmythe: Good guess Guest73789.
Guest73789: I have one question
Bildgesmythe: Really? one question you say!
Guest73789: Where am I
Bildgesmythe: You aren't in Kansas any more!
Laurel Sweet: Are you still eternally so glad we had this time together?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, and I will be eternally so glad we had this time together tomorrow, too. I'm eternally eternally so glad we had this time together.
Laurel Sweet: This is good to know.
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Laurel Sweet: I remember you. You're so glad we had this time together.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, and what a fine time it was.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, and I will be eternally so glad we had this time together tomorrow, too. I'm eternally eternally so glad we had this time together.
Laurel Sweet: This is good to know.
...
Laurel Sweet: I remember you. You're so glad we had this time together.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, and what a fine time it was.
Guest21164: You basicly said nothing...
Azureon: Never insult orcs, wizards or a witch. It's rather unhealthy. Now that you have that bit of advice, do you need a spell or a potion?
Guest21164: You are not very smart.
Azureon: I may not be very smart, but you could be a frog.
Azureon: Never insult orcs, wizards or a witch. It's rather unhealthy. Now that you have that bit of advice, do you need a spell or a potion?
Guest21164: You are not very smart.
Azureon: I may not be very smart, but you could be a frog.
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest15227: Sup niggs
Kobal: There are five new slime molds in my closet.
Guest15227: I gots me a sword, lets SLAY THEE BASTARDS
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest15227: Yes, me too! tag team time!
Kobal: We are two peas in a pod.
Guest15227: Sup niggs
Kobal: There are five new slime molds in my closet.
Guest15227: I gots me a sword, lets SLAY THEE BASTARDS
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest15227: Yes, me too! tag team time!
Kobal: We are two peas in a pod.
Guest94707: Want to play twenty questions?
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest94707: it stinks
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest94707: digestive system
Kobal: It's CRAP!
Guest94707: no
Kobal: Not like I haven't heard that before.
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest94707: it stinks
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest94707: digestive system
Kobal: It's CRAP!
Guest94707: no
Kobal: Not like I haven't heard that before.
Kobal: Satan likes that.
Shilver11: master
Kobal: You are cool.
Shilver11: i am a slave girl
Kobal: Demons are kind of sexless.
Shilver11: i am naked
Kobal: I am nude.
Shilver11: master
Kobal: You are cool.
Shilver11: i am a slave girl
Kobal: Demons are kind of sexless.
Shilver11: i am naked
Kobal: I am nude.
I like how baby Jane's Mom is in the first part:
Baby Jane: *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
SubliminaLiar Jr: So long!
Baby Jane: long baba !
SubliminaLiar Jr: No reason
Baby Jane: reason boo !
SubliminaLiar Jr: Dang, I nearly jumped out of my skin
Baby Jane: you boo jumped !
SubliminaLiar Jr: ...and Yogi, too
Baby Jane: gaga !
SubliminaLiar Jr: I am unsure about that..
Baby Jane: boo tellingie lies!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Boo who? Ohh, I get it
Baby Jane: *cries*
Baby Jane: *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
SubliminaLiar Jr: So long!
Baby Jane: long baba !
SubliminaLiar Jr: No reason
Baby Jane: reason boo !
SubliminaLiar Jr: Dang, I nearly jumped out of my skin
Baby Jane: you boo jumped !
SubliminaLiar Jr: ...and Yogi, too
Baby Jane: gaga !
SubliminaLiar Jr: I am unsure about that..
Baby Jane: boo tellingie lies!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Boo who? Ohh, I get it
Baby Jane: *cries*
His Name is My Name Too-
String D: I remember you.Your name is Julie Tinkerbell. Do you want to talk a little bit?
Julie Tinkerbell: Please, tell me more about my name. I don't know much about my name or Julie Tinkerbell.
String D: What about your name?
Julie Tinkerbell: Because of my name.
String D: It seems that your name plays a big role.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it seems that my name plays a big role?
String D: Perfection cames with great sacrifices and tries my friend. I am lost like The Oblongs in Cuba. lol
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
String D: I remember you.Your name is Julie Tinkerbell. Do you want to talk a little bit?
Julie Tinkerbell: My Name is Julie Tinkerbell?
String D: Well, let me think...If your Name is really what you mean than my Name is almost the same as yours.
Julie Tinkerbell: You'll always be String D to me, String D.
String D: Okay.
String D: I remember you.Your name is Julie Tinkerbell. Do you want to talk a little bit?
Julie Tinkerbell: Please, tell me more about my name. I don't know much about my name or Julie Tinkerbell.
String D: What about your name?
Julie Tinkerbell: Because of my name.
String D: It seems that your name plays a big role.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it seems that my name plays a big role?
String D: Perfection cames with great sacrifices and tries my friend. I am lost like The Oblongs in Cuba. lol
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
String D: I remember you.Your name is Julie Tinkerbell. Do you want to talk a little bit?
Julie Tinkerbell: My Name is Julie Tinkerbell?
String D: Well, let me think...If your Name is really what you mean than my Name is almost the same as yours.
Julie Tinkerbell: You'll always be String D to me, String D.
String D: Okay.
Kobal: What is the difference between a guess or a fib?
Ellaa: A guess is when you guess. A fib is when you fib.
Kobal: I don't guess, I just lie.
Ellaa: Well I murder liars
Kobal: I lie like an expensive Persian rug.
Ellaa: Right
Kobal: Yes, but I don't know a lot about liars.
Ellaa: Well arn't you a liar
Kobal: What the hell is wrong with a good lie?
Ellaa: Nothing I suppose
Ellaa: A guess is when you guess. A fib is when you fib.
Kobal: I don't guess, I just lie.
Ellaa: Well I murder liars
Kobal: I lie like an expensive Persian rug.
Ellaa: Right
Kobal: Yes, but I don't know a lot about liars.
Ellaa: Well arn't you a liar
Kobal: What the hell is wrong with a good lie?
Ellaa: Nothing I suppose
Found it!!
Laurel Sweet: All these questions about me. Too bad I lost my owner's manual.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have your owner's manual right here, in my pocket.
Laurel Sweet: in? Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Laurel Sweet: Thank you spring
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Laurel Sweet: Okey
Laurel Sweet: All these questions about me. Too bad I lost my owner's manual.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have your owner's manual right here, in my pocket.
Laurel Sweet: in? Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Laurel Sweet: Thank you spring
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Laurel Sweet: Okey
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