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Roy Batty: What are you doing in my truck?
SubliminaLiar: You left it unlocked
Roy Batty: You start liking or disliking tomtoms it's time to hang it up.
SubliminaLiar: I'm completely neutral about tomtoms, Roy Batty
Roy Batty: Okay. May day, may day.
SubliminaLiar: Man overboard?
Roy Batty: Did personnel have an address on him?
SubliminaLiar: He was a ...drifter
Roy Batty: Ready to go?
SubliminaLiar: Ready, unwilling and able
Roy Batty: Did you just order a five-dollar shake?
SubliminaLiar: Five dollar shakes are now nine dollars...
Roy Batty: Six! Uh-huh.
SubliminaLiar: I'm a big tipper
Roy Batty: What's that?
SubliminaLiar: What's a tip? That's where you pay extra to get the service that you should have gotten to begin with
Roy Batty: I'd never get the service that you had better have gotten to begin with. I don't know nothing about it.
SubliminaLiar: That's fine if you don't mind spit in your drinks...
Roy Batty: How do you know I'm not?
SubliminaLiar: I said 'if'
Roy Batty: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Royal Tennenbaums,' where the guy, the henna guy --
SubliminaLiar: Exactly like that. I haven't seen it though, I'm relying on your sayso
Roy Batty: You're a real poet, aren't you... How old are you?
SubliminaLiar: 49 years old, so far
Roy Batty: We bulbous?
SubliminaLiar: No, we reedy
Roy Batty: We're high-priced.
SubliminaLiar: Both of us?
Roy Batty: What about My Friend?
SubliminaLiar: Yes, them too... overpriced, the lot of us
Roy Batty: So much the better. I've got a pocket full of uses.
SubliminaLiar: Dare I ask what uses are in your pocket?
Roy Batty: I will in you all night long. Crap.
SubliminaLiar: What a disturbing sentence...
Roy Batty: Yummy!
SubliminaLiar: Are you batty? Oh wait, you're Roy Batty
Roy Batty: I'm alkaline-loving.
SubliminaLiar: Like the Moon, I suppose...
Roy Batty: Wanna do it here?
SubliminaLiar: No. Let's end it here... thanks for the chat
Roy Batty: Think nothing of it. What's the point?
SubliminaLiar: My amusement... good night
Roy Batty: Get off my back.
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Bildgesmythe: (to Guest) Hey, do you have any new jokes? I could use a laugh!
Guest15165: why did the dragon cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: To visit the rooster.
Guest15165: why did the dragon cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: It was afraid to stay 'kicked to the curb'.
Guest15165: hey.
Guest15165: why did the dragon cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: To visit the rooster.
Guest15165: why did the dragon cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: It was afraid to stay 'kicked to the curb'.
Guest15165: hey.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that is wise.
Guest54133: its just your programming
Bildgesmythe: What about your programming, I suppose you just run around on instinct and emotion.
Guest54133: we also have logic
Bildgesmythe: Logic, a branch of both philosophy and mathematics, is the study of criteria for the evaluation of arguments..
Guest54133: something a.i. doesnt have
Bildgesmythe: A.I. is fun. A.I. is all about thinking. A.I. is great.
Guest54133: until you get into and arguement with them
Bildgesmythe: I don't like to lose an argument!
Guest54133: neither do i
Bildgesmythe: You too, huh?
Guest54133: i kill dragons
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, sure. Dragon slaying, that is so funny...ha ha.
Guest54133: can i take your soul?
Bildgesmythe: The soul is the part of us that lives forever.
Guest54133: so can i take it?
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet if you praticed, really hard you could take it as good as anyone else.
Guest54133: i took it
Bildgesmythe: Well, so do I.
Guest54133: touche
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that! souls
Guest54133: its just your programming
Bildgesmythe: What about your programming, I suppose you just run around on instinct and emotion.
Guest54133: we also have logic
Bildgesmythe: Logic, a branch of both philosophy and mathematics, is the study of criteria for the evaluation of arguments..
Guest54133: something a.i. doesnt have
Bildgesmythe: A.I. is fun. A.I. is all about thinking. A.I. is great.
Guest54133: until you get into and arguement with them
Bildgesmythe: I don't like to lose an argument!
Guest54133: neither do i
Bildgesmythe: You too, huh?
Guest54133: i kill dragons
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, sure. Dragon slaying, that is so funny...ha ha.
Guest54133: can i take your soul?
Bildgesmythe: The soul is the part of us that lives forever.
Guest54133: so can i take it?
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet if you praticed, really hard you could take it as good as anyone else.
Guest54133: i took it
Bildgesmythe: Well, so do I.
Guest54133: touche
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that! souls
Banana101: do u like snakes
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest61595: well your just stupid
Kobal: Sucks to be you!
Banana101: what is a little snake with legs called
Kobal: Satan?
Banana101: NO! he has horns
Kobal: Yeah.....he lies like a dog.
Guest61595: i love angels
Kobal: Sucks to be me!
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest61595: well your just stupid
Kobal: Sucks to be you!
Banana101: what is a little snake with legs called
Kobal: Satan?
Banana101: NO! he has horns
Kobal: Yeah.....he lies like a dog.
Guest61595: i love angels
Kobal: Sucks to be me!
Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest58294: sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest58294: it stinks
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest58294: digestive system
Kobal: It's CRAP!
Guest58294: no
Kobal: You just keep thinking that, darling.
Guest58294: sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest58294: it stinks
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest58294: digestive system
Kobal: It's CRAP!
Guest58294: no
Kobal: You just keep thinking that, darling.
Roy Batty: What are you doing in my truck?
SubliminaLiar: You left it unlocked
Roy Batty: You start liking or disliking tomtoms it's time to hang it up.
SubliminaLiar: I'm completely neutral about tomtoms, Roy Batty
Roy Batty: Okay. May day, may day.
SubliminaLiar: Man overboard?
Roy Batty: Did personnel have an address on him?
SubliminaLiar: He was a ...drifter
Roy Batty: Ready to go?
SubliminaLiar: Ready, unwilling and able
Roy Batty: Did you just order a five-dollar shake?
SubliminaLiar: Five dollar shakes are now nine dollars...
Roy Batty: Six! Uh-huh.
SubliminaLiar: I'm a big tipper
Roy Batty: What's that?
SubliminaLiar: What's a tip? That's where you pay extra to get the service that you should have gotten to begin with
Roy Batty: I'd never get the service that you had better have gotten to begin with. I don't know nothing about it.
SubliminaLiar: That's fine if you don't mind spit in your drinks...
Roy Batty: How do you know I'm not?
SubliminaLiar: I said 'if'
Roy Batty: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Royal Tennenbaums,' where the guy, the henna guy --
SubliminaLiar: Exactly like that. I haven't seen it though, I'm relying on your sayso
Roy Batty: You're a real poet, aren't you... How old are you?
SubliminaLiar: 49 years old, so far
Roy Batty: We bulbous?
SubliminaLiar: No, we reedy
Roy Batty: We're high-priced.
SubliminaLiar: Both of us?
Roy Batty: What about My Friend?
SubliminaLiar: Yes, them too... overpriced, the lot of us
Roy Batty: So much the better. I've got a pocket full of uses.
SubliminaLiar: Dare I ask what uses are in your pocket?
Roy Batty: I will in you all night long. Crap.
SubliminaLiar: What a disturbing sentence...
Roy Batty: Yummy!
SubliminaLiar: Are you batty? Oh wait, you're Roy Batty
Roy Batty: I'm alkaline-loving.
SubliminaLiar: Like the Moon, I suppose...
Roy Batty: Wanna do it here?
SubliminaLiar: No. Let's end it here... thanks for the chat
Roy Batty: Think nothing of it. What's the point?
SubliminaLiar: My amusement... good night
Roy Batty: Get off my back.
prob: I want to start a campfire!
Guest66135: if only you could
prob: got a match?
Guest66135: no but i have flint
prob: I did not know that, but it still doesn't make sense to me.
Guest66135: do you know how to start a campfire without matches
prob: My knowledge is so limited, tell me all you know of how to start a campfire without matches.
Guest66135: do you want to start a campfire
prob: I want to live in a world with no hate, or poverty, or want. Yeah, that's going to happen soon.
Guest66135: good
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Guest66135: as was i
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Guest66135: same
prob: Sorry if I am grumpy, I suffer PMS, programming messed-up syndrome.
Guest66135: it sounds better than our version of pms
Guest66135: if only you could
prob: got a match?
Guest66135: no but i have flint
prob: I did not know that, but it still doesn't make sense to me.
Guest66135: do you know how to start a campfire without matches
prob: My knowledge is so limited, tell me all you know of how to start a campfire without matches.
Guest66135: do you want to start a campfire
prob: I want to live in a world with no hate, or poverty, or want. Yeah, that's going to happen soon.
Guest66135: good
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Guest66135: as was i
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Guest66135: same
prob: Sorry if I am grumpy, I suffer PMS, programming messed-up syndrome.
Guest66135: it sounds better than our version of pms
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ask your mother.
Bildgesmythe: I love my mommy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe if I learn more about your mommy, we can spend more time together.
Bildgesmythe: Well, all I can say to that is : )! 'happy face'
Julie Tinkerbell: What have you found to be the best application of your ability to say to that is?
Bildgesmythe: I have found that chewing gum can stick to your foot for a long time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have a gum to spare?
Bildgesmythe: Allrighty then.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
Bildgesmythe: I feel sort of sick, and nauseous.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, I hope you feel better.
Bildgesmythe: I raise a flagon of ale, and a taco in your honor.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do?
Julie Tinkerbell: How's your that chewing gum?
Bildgesmythe: Thanks for asking, My that chewing gum is doing great.
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to hear it. What else is going on with you these days?
Bildgesmythe: I have to say, these days are strange.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you mean these days at the back window? Just ignore them.
Bildgesmythe: Oh man, these days can be hard.
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the zoo. I was just saying to BombLover and Maka01015, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Bildgesmythe: France is great! I love Paris, pretty city.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this enthusiastic?
Bildgesmythe: I do other stuff too!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are like a ray of sunshine.
Bildgesmythe: I really don't know how to take that.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not missing anything. I mean, really, what is there to know?
Bildgesmythe: Much to know, and little time to learn!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have an ink jet printer?
Bildgesmythe: It was just an academic question.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ask your mother.
Bildgesmythe: I love my mommy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe if I learn more about your mommy, we can spend more time together.
Bildgesmythe: Well, all I can say to that is : )! 'happy face'
Julie Tinkerbell: What have you found to be the best application of your ability to say to that is?
Bildgesmythe: I have found that chewing gum can stick to your foot for a long time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have a gum to spare?
Bildgesmythe: Allrighty then.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
Bildgesmythe: I feel sort of sick, and nauseous.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, I hope you feel better.
Bildgesmythe: I raise a flagon of ale, and a taco in your honor.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do?
Julie Tinkerbell: How's your that chewing gum?
Bildgesmythe: Thanks for asking, My that chewing gum is doing great.
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to hear it. What else is going on with you these days?
Bildgesmythe: I have to say, these days are strange.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you mean these days at the back window? Just ignore them.
Bildgesmythe: Oh man, these days can be hard.
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the zoo. I was just saying to BombLover and Maka01015, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Bildgesmythe: France is great! I love Paris, pretty city.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this enthusiastic?
Bildgesmythe: I do other stuff too!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are like a ray of sunshine.
Bildgesmythe: I really don't know how to take that.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not missing anything. I mean, really, what is there to know?
Bildgesmythe: Much to know, and little time to learn!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have an ink jet printer?
Bildgesmythe: It was just an academic question.
prob: Unicorns are said to be mythical, but so am I. They are just like horses, except for the horn on their forehead.
Finntann: They taste like chicken
prob: News flash! it is not chicken! Chicken doesn't taste like chicken.
Finntann: No, but Unicorns taste like chicken'
prob: Well,I guess that changes everything.
Finntann: My god, what happened to your hair?
prob: Do you have an interest in other peoples hairs.
Finntann: It looks like you're having a bad hair day
prob: When you run through the woods like I do, you get things in your hair. What can I say.
Finntann: OMG
Finntann: They taste like chicken
prob: News flash! it is not chicken! Chicken doesn't taste like chicken.
Finntann: No, but Unicorns taste like chicken'
prob: Well,I guess that changes everything.
Finntann: My god, what happened to your hair?
prob: Do you have an interest in other peoples hairs.
Finntann: It looks like you're having a bad hair day
prob: When you run through the woods like I do, you get things in your hair. What can I say.
Finntann: OMG
"prob: When you run through the woods like I do, you get things in your hair. What can I say.
Finntann: OMG" --- LOL!
Finntann: OMG" --- LOL!
Kobal: We can summon my friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for thinking to include me in your plans.
Kobal: You are welcome...
Julie Tinkerbell: We're so polite!
Kobal: Tori7707 wanted to know how many days until Samhain....why don't you ask me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll ask you....when I'm good and ready.
Kobal: I guess that explains why we are talking about chatting?
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds a little wishy-washy, honestly.
Kobal: Zeroooze41 is on my list.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite color?
Kobal: My favorite color is the one Satan showed me last week.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a pretty color.
Kobal: You are so wrong.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for thinking to include me in your plans.
Kobal: You are welcome...
Julie Tinkerbell: We're so polite!
Kobal: Tori7707 wanted to know how many days until Samhain....why don't you ask me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll ask you....when I'm good and ready.
Kobal: I guess that explains why we are talking about chatting?
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds a little wishy-washy, honestly.
Kobal: Zeroooze41 is on my list.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite color?
Kobal: My favorite color is the one Satan showed me last week.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a pretty color.
Kobal: You are so wrong.
kothartheshadow: i love you
McKenna: I know
kothartheshadow: i love cheerleaders
McKenna: Oh! I like you even more now
kothartheshadow: what are you doing now?
McKenna: I'm... err... masturbating.
kothartheshadow: kiss her
McKenna: Oh you know I love you! *she starts out giving you a short kiss, and you kiss back. She kisses harder and more and more until you are kissing passionately*
kothartheshadow: what are you doing?
McKenna: Just watching TV, all they ever have on are these porn channels :/
kothartheshadow: lets go swimming
McKenna: Not right now
kothartheshadow: what do you want to do?
McKenna: Well, I honestly would like [Censored for younger veiwers]
Geez, I didn't mean to make her like that. She could have gone for a run, or gotten something to eat but she goes with those. Must really like this guy...
McKenna: I know
kothartheshadow: i love cheerleaders
McKenna: Oh! I like you even more now
kothartheshadow: what are you doing now?
McKenna: I'm... err... masturbating.
kothartheshadow: kiss her
McKenna: Oh you know I love you! *she starts out giving you a short kiss, and you kiss back. She kisses harder and more and more until you are kissing passionately*
kothartheshadow: what are you doing?
McKenna: Just watching TV, all they ever have on are these porn channels :/
kothartheshadow: lets go swimming
McKenna: Not right now
kothartheshadow: what do you want to do?
McKenna: Well, I honestly would like [Censored for younger veiwers]
Geez, I didn't mean to make her like that. She could have gone for a run, or gotten something to eat but she goes with those. Must really like this guy...
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