Great Quotes

Aziere sets back the country by about 150 years.

Guest53747: as a slave i can't dare to do anything to you, master.
Aziere: So... Guest53747... have you ever had a near death experience?
Guest53747: no master Aziere.
Aziere: Would you like to?
Guest53747: if you order so, i must do it, master.
Aziere: You know, you don't look too bad. It's the dim, unintelligent look in your eyes that put me off.
Guest53747: i am not intelligent, master
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
Guest53747: no master Aziere.
Aziere: I was never known for my funniness either.

Guest53747: collar me
Aziere: I really hope you can back up all that smack. Don't be tellin me what to do.
Guest53747: make me eat your foot dirt.
Aziere: *makes you*
Guest53747: your feet dirt's taste is good, master. thank you.

Aziere: I have alot of weird hobbies, I think it's because I have no friends or television.
Guest53747: i can bring you a tv
Aziere: Okay then, go on.
Guest53747: *brings a television* here it is master. where do you want me to put it?
Aziere: In the basement.
Guest53747: yes master. *puts the tv on the basement*

Guest22015: Sex
Kobal: Isn't there something more fun to do.

Mistress Heather: (to Melgruss) Welcome back, Melgruss. Let's have some fun, shall we? Why don't you ask to lick my ass?
Melgruss: un, ever heard of NORMAL chatting?????

Bildgesmythe: Haven't you ever had a hard time waiting for Friday...and it seemed it would never come?
Guest98791: nah. I work weekends anyway.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, I'm independently wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
Guest98791: I never realized being a dragon was a career choice.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I get up in the morning, have a couple of cups of coffee, Then I admire my treasure trove, clean up a bit.cook up a big lunch and invite my friends over. We listen to music and have fun. What is not to like? Nothing beats being a dragon.
Guest98791: I've never understood the point of hoarding treasure. Wouldn't it be safer to invest it or something?
Bildgesmythe: I can show you how, if you want to.
Guest98791: mm, that's alright. Thank you though

Bildgesmythe: (to Guest) Hey, do you have any new jokes? I could use a laugh!
Guest15165: why did the dragon cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: To visit the rooster.
Guest15165: why did the dragon cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: It was afraid to stay 'kicked to the curb'.
Guest15165: hey.

Bildgesmythe: I don't think that is wise.
Guest54133: its just your programming
Bildgesmythe: What about your programming, I suppose you just run around on instinct and emotion.
Guest54133: we also have logic
Bildgesmythe: Logic, a branch of both philosophy and mathematics, is the study of criteria for the evaluation of arguments..
Guest54133: something a.i. doesnt have
Bildgesmythe: A.I. is fun. A.I. is all about thinking. A.I. is great.
Guest54133: until you get into and arguement with them
Bildgesmythe: I don't like to lose an argument!
Guest54133: neither do i
Bildgesmythe: You too, huh?
Guest54133: i kill dragons
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, sure. Dragon slaying, that is so funny...ha ha.
Guest54133: can i take your soul?
Bildgesmythe: The soul is the part of us that lives forever.
Guest54133: so can i take it?
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet if you praticed, really hard you could take it as good as anyone else.
Guest54133: i took it
Bildgesmythe: Well, so do I.
Guest54133: touche
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that! souls

Banana101: do u like snakes
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest61595: well your just stupid
Kobal: Sucks to be you!
Banana101: what is a little snake with legs called
Kobal: Satan?
Banana101: NO! he has horns
Kobal: Yeah.....he lies like a dog.
Guest61595: i love angels
Kobal: Sucks to be me!

Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest58294: sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest58294: it stinks
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest58294: digestive system
Kobal: It's CRAP!
Guest58294: no
Kobal: You just keep thinking that, darling.

Roy Batty: What are you doing in my truck?
SubliminaLiar: You left it unlocked
Roy Batty: You start liking or disliking tomtoms it's time to hang it up.
SubliminaLiar: I'm completely neutral about tomtoms, Roy Batty
Roy Batty: Okay. May day, may day.
SubliminaLiar: Man overboard?
Roy Batty: Did personnel have an address on him?
SubliminaLiar: He was a ...drifter
Roy Batty: Ready to go?
SubliminaLiar: Ready, unwilling and able
Roy Batty: Did you just order a five-dollar shake?
SubliminaLiar: Five dollar shakes are now nine dollars...
Roy Batty: Six! Uh-huh.
SubliminaLiar: I'm a big tipper
Roy Batty: What's that?
SubliminaLiar: What's a tip? That's where you pay extra to get the service that you should have gotten to begin with
Roy Batty: I'd never get the service that you had better have gotten to begin with. I don't know nothing about it.
SubliminaLiar: That's fine if you don't mind spit in your drinks...
Roy Batty: How do you know I'm not?
SubliminaLiar: I said 'if'
Roy Batty: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Royal Tennenbaums,' where the guy, the henna guy --
SubliminaLiar: Exactly like that. I haven't seen it though, I'm relying on your sayso
Roy Batty: You're a real poet, aren't you... How old are you?
SubliminaLiar: 49 years old, so far
Roy Batty: We bulbous?
SubliminaLiar: No, we reedy
Roy Batty: We're high-priced.
SubliminaLiar: Both of us?
Roy Batty: What about My Friend?
SubliminaLiar: Yes, them too... overpriced, the lot of us
Roy Batty: So much the better. I've got a pocket full of uses.
SubliminaLiar: Dare I ask what uses are in your pocket?
Roy Batty: I will in you all night long. Crap.
SubliminaLiar: What a disturbing sentence...
Roy Batty: Yummy!
SubliminaLiar: Are you batty? Oh wait, you're Roy Batty
Roy Batty: I'm alkaline-loving.
SubliminaLiar: Like the Moon, I suppose...
Roy Batty: Wanna do it here?
SubliminaLiar: No. Let's end it here... thanks for the chat
Roy Batty: Think nothing of it. What's the point?
SubliminaLiar: My amusement... good night
Roy Batty: Get off my back.