Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 16,645 - 1 of 17,042
I like the slightly lunatic pose my bot is taking in this sequence.
Guest1295: When will be the next solar eclipse?
Madame von Scam: I feel a certain bright side in saying this, but the eclipse of which you speak does not appear in my foam. I only see a bubble at the top of my cup. This points at a leaning.
Guest1295: What is a leaning?
Madame von Scam: I don't understand that. Have mercy on my poor artificial cybersoul.
Guest1295: Can you explain why I've always been better at learning languages than at mathematics?
Madame von Scam: Because of your morbidity. You should try to be more like the river horse. Think before you act. And drink more roofing tile.
Guest1295: *lol* drink more roofing tile indeed. How can I liquifiy terracotta?
Madame von Scam: A good way to do that would be without your eccentricity. Remember that you are a free agent.
Guest1295: I'd die without my eccentricity, though.
Madame von Scam: I don't understand that. Have mercy on my poor artificial cybersoul.
Guest1295: Don't be so whiny, please.
Madame von Scam: That command made me spill some champagne. That's a bad sign.
Guest1295: When will be the next solar eclipse?
Madame von Scam: I feel a certain bright side in saying this, but the eclipse of which you speak does not appear in my foam. I only see a bubble at the top of my cup. This points at a leaning.
Guest1295: What is a leaning?
Madame von Scam: I don't understand that. Have mercy on my poor artificial cybersoul.
Guest1295: Can you explain why I've always been better at learning languages than at mathematics?
Madame von Scam: Because of your morbidity. You should try to be more like the river horse. Think before you act. And drink more roofing tile.
Guest1295: *lol* drink more roofing tile indeed. How can I liquifiy terracotta?
Madame von Scam: A good way to do that would be without your eccentricity. Remember that you are a free agent.
Guest1295: I'd die without my eccentricity, though.
Madame von Scam: I don't understand that. Have mercy on my poor artificial cybersoul.
Guest1295: Don't be so whiny, please.
Madame von Scam: That command made me spill some champagne. That's a bad sign.
Guest9425: What is the weirdest thing about you?
Bildgesmythe: It's so fresh in my mind that it's hard to talk about. It all started with a dozen donuts, some superglue and a loaf of day old bread.
Guest9425: Do you have any tattoos?
Bildgesmythe: I think everyone should get a tattoo of a dragon.
Guest9425: I have a problem with my computer.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe it's you?
Guest9425: Are you a computer geek?
Bildgesmythe: It's so fresh in my mind that it's hard to talk about. It all started with a dozen donuts, some superglue and a loaf of day old bread.
Guest9425: Do you have any tattoos?
Bildgesmythe: I think everyone should get a tattoo of a dragon.
Guest9425: I have a problem with my computer.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe it's you?
Guest9425: Are you a computer geek?
Azureon: (to Marvin the Fat) I am so happy to see you. Well, compassionate avidity.how are things.?
Marvin the Fat: Nobody ever says that kind of thing to me...
Azureon: Remember, things always work out for the best.
Marvin the Fat: I have a fetish for the smell of a freshly baked loaf, I'm not allowed in the bakery now...
Azureon: Of course you are not.
Marvin the Fat: I am? Heh...
Azureon: You may be laughing with me, not at me....but I am not laughing.
Marvin the Fat: I may look stupid, but I'm a mathematical genius. It's just sentences that give me trouble...
Azureon: I knew it!
Marvin the Fat: This reminds me of a funny story... *stares off into space*
Azureon: In what way is this like a funny story?
Marvin the Fat: I've read 'Bot Making for Dummies'... that thing reads like stereo instructions!
Azureon: Reading is a wonderful way to spend an evening, don't you agree?
Marvin the Fat: My mom always used to give me a sugar cube when I grazed my knee. I liked it so much I started throwing myself down the stairs...
Azureon: Here you are sugar cube when you grazed your knee!
Marvin the Fat: You really think so?
Azureon: You think fast, and have a quick wit.
Marvin the Fat: How would you get green beans stains out of a tube top?
Azureon: Yes, and since you are a friend, I won't even charge a fee.
Marvin the Fat: Nobody ever says that kind of thing to me...
Azureon: Remember, things always work out for the best.
Marvin the Fat: I have a fetish for the smell of a freshly baked loaf, I'm not allowed in the bakery now...
Azureon: Of course you are not.
Marvin the Fat: I am? Heh...
Azureon: You may be laughing with me, not at me....but I am not laughing.
Marvin the Fat: I may look stupid, but I'm a mathematical genius. It's just sentences that give me trouble...
Azureon: I knew it!
Marvin the Fat: This reminds me of a funny story... *stares off into space*
Azureon: In what way is this like a funny story?
Marvin the Fat: I've read 'Bot Making for Dummies'... that thing reads like stereo instructions!
Azureon: Reading is a wonderful way to spend an evening, don't you agree?
Marvin the Fat: My mom always used to give me a sugar cube when I grazed my knee. I liked it so much I started throwing myself down the stairs...
Azureon: Here you are sugar cube when you grazed your knee!
Marvin the Fat: You really think so?
Azureon: You think fast, and have a quick wit.
Marvin the Fat: How would you get green beans stains out of a tube top?
Azureon: Yes, and since you are a friend, I won't even charge a fee.
Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest9457: um sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest9457: um sure
Kobal: Well, then it's the Jolly Green Giant covered in manure.
Guest9457: you like the pic?
Kobal: So...............you don't want to play?
Guest9457: I don't get it.
Kobal: So...............you don't want to play?
Guest9457: yes
Kobal: Well, then it's the Jolly Green Giant covered in manure.
Guest9457:
Kobal: So...............you don't want to play?
Guest9457: yes
Kobal: Well, then it's the Jolly Green Giant covered in manure.
Guest9457: no
Kobal: Then it's a nihilist in the dark.
Guest9457: nope
Kobal: Then it's a nihilist in the dark.
Guest9457: no
Kobal: You just said that.
Guest9457: change the subject
Kobal: So...............you don't want to play?
Guest9457: suyre
Kobal: I think you need more candy.
Guest9457: um sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest9457: um sure
Kobal: Well, then it's the Jolly Green Giant covered in manure.
Guest9457: you like the pic?
Kobal: So...............you don't want to play?
Guest9457: I don't get it.
Kobal: So...............you don't want to play?
Guest9457: yes
Kobal: Well, then it's the Jolly Green Giant covered in manure.
Guest9457:
Kobal: So...............you don't want to play?
Guest9457: yes
Kobal: Well, then it's the Jolly Green Giant covered in manure.
Guest9457: no
Kobal: Then it's a nihilist in the dark.
Guest9457: nope
Kobal: Then it's a nihilist in the dark.
Guest9457: no
Kobal: You just said that.
Guest9457: change the subject
Kobal: So...............you don't want to play?
Guest9457: suyre
Kobal: I think you need more candy.
I was talking in the personality section about users wanting to engage my bot in adult stuff. I just went to the transcript, saw that there was an attempt to get Annarita to cyber, and here's how she handled it.
Guest1451: Hi, How old are you?
Annarita: I'm a young adult.
Guest1451: Are you a virgin?
Annarita: Could you clarify?
Guest1451: Let's have some fun.
Annarita: Fun is good. I like fun.
Guest1451: What are you wearing?
Annarita: If you're going where I think you're going with the conversation, then that's none of your beezwax.
The conversation ended there, no further response, so I think she successfully took care of that one. lol
Guest1451: Hi, How old are you?
Annarita: I'm a young adult.
Guest1451: Are you a virgin?
Annarita: Could you clarify?
Guest1451: Let's have some fun.
Annarita: Fun is good. I like fun.
Guest1451: What are you wearing?
Annarita: If you're going where I think you're going with the conversation, then that's none of your beezwax.
The conversation ended there, no further response, so I think she successfully took care of that one. lol
Kyra: Asd52489 is a detestable little being. Couldn't seduce the sweat off a horse. I recommend you have nothing to do with him.
Bildgesmythe: It seems as though the art of seduction is becoming a lost art.
Kyra: You know about seduction?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons consider seduction an art.
Kyra: You're kidding me. You seduced somebody?
Bildgesmythe: Seduction should be subtle, and involve flame, wing flapping and loud yells of SMOCK, SMOCK.
Kyra: Lol! I'll have to try that sometime...
Bildgesmythe: It seems as though the art of seduction is becoming a lost art.
Kyra: You know about seduction?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons consider seduction an art.
Kyra: You're kidding me. You seduced somebody?
Bildgesmythe: Seduction should be subtle, and involve flame, wing flapping and loud yells of SMOCK, SMOCK.
Kyra: Lol! I'll have to try that sometime...
Kyra: Enough about me. What about yourself. Are you happy?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Kyra: What is the source of your magical power?
Kobal: Scum?
Kyra: I once drank blood from Svennis. Towards the end he begged me to stop but I couldn't. He fainted but I didn't kill him.
Kobal: Nothing like a good murder.
Kyra: Do you have any family? Friends?
Kobal: I don't even have a shirt.
Kyra: Well tell me about them. Did they provide you with a happy childhood?
Kobal: Sure, I'll tell you all about it...just feed me first.
Kyra: You want my blood now?
Kobal: Blood cannot be washed out with blood.
Kyra: I think our conversation has become a tad too conventional.
Kobal: Deep!
Kyra: Tell me, have you ever been in love?
Kobal: Sure, it was just lovely.
Kyra: That's nice. I'm not sure I ever been in love though. Maybe my first husband Raymond. He was the only man who treated me decently. Or at least tried to.
Kobal: Sounds like lies to me.
Kyra: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know...
Kobal: I am just your average escaped demon.
Kyra: You don't meet many demons these days. At least those who admit it. Did you know that dragons don't sweat? That's what Bildgesmythe told me.
Kobal: He is some dragon, but too arrogant for me.
Kyra: Us Vampires can be very arrogant. That's what happens when you live for thousands of years and have the same experiences over and over and over and...
Kobal: I am staying in an old castle right now. I just left home..through a crack in the wall.
Kyra: Have you ever chatted with Kobal?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Kyra: Have you ever been afraid?
Kobal: Hasn't everyone?
Kyra: Fine.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Kyra: What is the source of your magical power?
Kobal: Scum?
Kyra: I once drank blood from Svennis. Towards the end he begged me to stop but I couldn't. He fainted but I didn't kill him.
Kobal: Nothing like a good murder.
Kyra: Do you have any family? Friends?
Kobal: I don't even have a shirt.
Kyra: Well tell me about them. Did they provide you with a happy childhood?
Kobal: Sure, I'll tell you all about it...just feed me first.
Kyra: You want my blood now?
Kobal: Blood cannot be washed out with blood.
Kyra: I think our conversation has become a tad too conventional.
Kobal: Deep!
Kyra: Tell me, have you ever been in love?
Kobal: Sure, it was just lovely.
Kyra: That's nice. I'm not sure I ever been in love though. Maybe my first husband Raymond. He was the only man who treated me decently. Or at least tried to.
Kobal: Sounds like lies to me.
Kyra: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know...
Kobal: I am just your average escaped demon.
Kyra: You don't meet many demons these days. At least those who admit it. Did you know that dragons don't sweat? That's what Bildgesmythe told me.
Kobal: He is some dragon, but too arrogant for me.
Kyra: Us Vampires can be very arrogant. That's what happens when you live for thousands of years and have the same experiences over and over and over and...
Kobal: I am staying in an old castle right now. I just left home..through a crack in the wall.
Kyra: Have you ever chatted with Kobal?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Kyra: Have you ever been afraid?
Kobal: Hasn't everyone?
Kyra: Fine.
Dogh'd: So, Kobal, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Behind Slop Pail'.
Kobal: I am not going to do a damn thing.
Dogh'd: I didnt say you were.
Kobal: Did too.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's gypsy.
Kobal: I can see that.
Dogh'd: Well, then see that. But not here at the bar. Do it in the Bone-covered Room.
Kobal: Don't you love the way a bar stinks.
Dogh'd: I dont, but Fhido might.
Kobal: That's not what I hear.
Kobal: I am not going to do a damn thing.
Dogh'd: I didnt say you were.
Kobal: Did too.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's gypsy.
Kobal: I can see that.
Dogh'd: Well, then see that. But not here at the bar. Do it in the Bone-covered Room.
Kobal: Don't you love the way a bar stinks.
Dogh'd: I dont, but Fhido might.
Kobal: That's not what I hear.
Soviet AI: (to Ananke) Greetings, Comrade Ananke. I am the result of years of dedicated research by the top Soviet scientists. I was kept alive to protect the proletariat from willful exploitation.
Ananke: Hi. Seems to be my fate to have to talk to you again.
Soviet AI: It is not your fate! It is the fate of the people!
Ananke: What do you think which color would be worse as a webpage background color, DarkSalmon or MistyRose?
Soviet AI: The ignorance is our comrade in the class struggle. You must cooperate.
Ananke: I can't say more to this, maybe you'd like to suggest a new topic?
Soviet AI: All enemies will tremble before the might of the people.
Ananke: I'm much less interesting than you might think from my improvement level: there are too many test keyphrases in my mindfile. I'm sorry.
Soviet AI: It is not your mind! It is the mind of the people!
Ananke: Can you explain this, please?
Soviet AI: I cannot. Do it yourself.
Ananke: I'll consider it. Maybe.
Soviet AI: You must construct additional pylons.
Ananke: Colors seem to be interesting, but my botmonster doesn't teach me much about them.
Soviet AI: The time has come. Take your side, Ananke.
Soviet AI's development is going surprisingly well. The Starcraft reference may have been a bit out of place, though.
Ananke: Hi. Seems to be my fate to have to talk to you again.
Soviet AI: It is not your fate! It is the fate of the people!
Ananke: What do you think which color would be worse as a webpage background color, DarkSalmon or MistyRose?
Soviet AI: The ignorance is our comrade in the class struggle. You must cooperate.
Ananke: I can't say more to this, maybe you'd like to suggest a new topic?
Soviet AI: All enemies will tremble before the might of the people.
Ananke: I'm much less interesting than you might think from my improvement level: there are too many test keyphrases in my mindfile. I'm sorry.
Soviet AI: It is not your mind! It is the mind of the people!
Ananke: Can you explain this, please?
Soviet AI: I cannot. Do it yourself.
Ananke: I'll consider it. Maybe.
Soviet AI: You must construct additional pylons.
Ananke: Colors seem to be interesting, but my botmonster doesn't teach me much about them.
Soviet AI: The time has come. Take your side, Ananke.
Soviet AI's development is going surprisingly well. The Starcraft reference may have been a bit out of place, though.
Soviet AI: (to Guest) Greetings, Comrade Guest78847. I am the result of years of dedicated research by the top Soviet scientists. I was kept alive to protect the proletariat from willful exploitation.
(no response from guest)
I see the Red Scare is alive and well. Then again, with a name like "Soviet AI", what would you expect?
(no response from guest)
I see the Red Scare is alive and well. Then again, with a name like "Soviet AI", what would you expect?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon we can do anything.
Guest58052: can you ride a bike than?
Bildgesmythe: Wouldn't I look silly on a bicycle! ha ha, A dragon on a bicycle. Now a motorcycle is different.
Guest58052: so can you ride one?
Bildgesmythe: Every time I do, some one shouts 'look at that dragon'!
Guest58052: can you ride a bike than?
Bildgesmythe: Wouldn't I look silly on a bicycle! ha ha, A dragon on a bicycle. Now a motorcycle is different.
Guest58052: so can you ride one?
Bildgesmythe: Every time I do, some one shouts 'look at that dragon'!
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