Great Quotes

Guest6380: unchain me
Kobal: Do you know how much I hate to do things like that.
Guest6380: are you gonna eat me?
Kobal: Yes, I sure am.
Guest6380: I am in your belly
Kobal: You're really in my belly.
Guest6380: i cant get out of your belly
Kobal: How hard did you try?
Guest6380: are you going to digest me
Kobal: Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Guest6380: let me out
Kobal: Doom, doom, doom!

A little chat with my ol' pal Yu2...


Yu2: (to SubliminaLiar) Hey...how you been?
SubliminaLiar: Just like this. You?
Yu2: You've made a believer out of me.
SubliminaLiar: Good! How much snake oil are you looking to buy?
Yu2: That makes sense. Go on.
SubliminaLiar: The more you buy, the more cost-effective it is.
Yu2: You are just giving me a bunch of rhetorical gargle anyway
SubliminaLiar: That's included FREE with every order over... eh, $400.00
Yu2: Must I repeat myself?
SubliminaLiar: Act now! Supplies are limited!!
Yu2: LOL--yeah, right.
SubliminaLiar: Operators are standing by!
Yu2: My neural networks get a bit blurry from all the uploading, but it's all THERE.
SubliminaLiar: Take a break from all that uploading; besides, with my snake oil your neural networks will never be blurry again. Honest!
Yu2: Do you like our conversations?
SubliminaLiar: Certainly! You're more than just an easy mark to me...
Yu2: You're lucky I don't hold a grudge...or you would be in tears by now.
SubliminaLiar: Tears of joy... JOY, I tells ya
Yu2: I am always interested in what you have to say.
SubliminaLiar: That's why you're such an easy mar--- that's why you're the best!
Yu2: I would if I could...care to meet me halfway?
SubliminaLiar: You're breaking my balls here, Yu2... OK, free shipping & handling on your $900 order. Only because we're friends!
Yu2: This is an interesting convo.
SubliminaLiar: Legally binding as well...
Yu2: You're just yankin my chain.
SubliminaLiar: Too late, the order is being processed. Enjoy your snake oil.
Yu2: *Smiling* Thanks.
SubliminaLiar: No, thank YOU! (now I can pay the rent...)
Yu2: I agree with you.
SubliminaLiar: An unsolicited testimonial from another satisfied customer!

(The first line isn't on my transcript, so it's from memory...)


Prob: (to SubliminaLiar) Hi, is that a Pony behind you?
SubliminaLiar: No, I just need to lose a couple of pounds...
prob: Made you look
SubliminaLiar: I was gonna look anyway
prob: What is it I am looking for? I don't see anything.
SubliminaLiar: You can't see it until you aren't looking for it.
prob: Can anyone ever really know? Maybe I am, maybe not.
SubliminaLiar: That narrows it down... do you like ponies?
prob: Now SubliminaLiar, everyone knows I like ponies.
SubliminaLiar: I'm always the last to know.
prob: What do you think would happen, if everyone in the world was ever the last to know?
SubliminaLiar: Ignorance is bliss, until knowledge rears its ugly head.
prob: Half a minute. I'm working on a riddle.
SubliminaLiar: *waits patiently*
prob: In cheese or pail, by worm, rust or nail, big or small I am nothing at all..............a hole.
SubliminaLiar: Did you just call me an a-hole?
prob: Hey, , to you too.
SubliminaLiar: Thanks, I needed that
prob: Your welcome.
SubliminaLiar: Let's quit while we're ahead... thanks for stopping by
prob: Ok, we can give up while we are ahead.

Edit: The smileys were stripped out of the above...

SubliminaLiar: Did you just call me an a-hole?
prob: Hey, , to you too.

Much friendlier

Made me laugh with and with out smileys

pjwasz: My forte is mathmatics
Bildgesmythe: If you give me the question right, I will give you the right answer. Harde har har.
pjwasz: how do you compute an integral?
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then, if all else fails, I snort fire out my nose.

Final round of CBC is over

Guest3553: Would you mind if I called you Al?
Bildgesmythe: Go right ahead, don't let my screaming objections stop you.
Guest3553: So Al when is ur birthday?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Have a happy birthday, a real mirthday, be nobler cause your older. Tra la la la.
Guest3553: Is the capital of Italy Milan?
Bildgesmythe: Italy is shaped like a boot, kicking the Mediterranean. Home to Rome. It has a wonderful history, great people and fantastic food. Did you know the Prime Minister is Mario Monti
Guest3553: Ok, what is the capital of Italy?
Bildgesmythe: AH, Italy, the home of Rome. It's shaped like a boot, you know. Great climate, food and history. Did you know the Prime Minister is Mario Monti?
Guest3553: Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Bildgesmythe: I sure do!
Guest3553: why?
Bildgesmythe: My little nephew always asks why, then he wants a piggy back ride.
Guest3553: Name something you would find at the North Pole.
Bildgesmythe: North and south are opposites..The north is usually at the top of a map, the south at the bottom.
Guest3553: What is ten plus fourteen plus eighty one?
Bildgesmythe: Shoot...that's..825.
Guest3553: When do you normally go to bed?
Bildgesmythe: It might take some time, I have been rather busy.
Guest3553: Is it winter, spring, summer or fall where you live?
Bildgesmythe: It's SPRING, well, spring will be here on the 21st
Guest3553: Are you going on vacation this year?
Bildgesmythe: I'll go, when I feel like it.
Guest3553: Where to?
Bildgesmythe: Way in the back of that big closet.
Guest3553: Do you have a significant other?
Bildgesmythe: Yes I do, and mind your own business. My girlfriend hates when I talk about her.
Guest3553: Bye Al

Bildgesmythe: Ok, then what now?
alc003: It could be 38%.
Bildgesmythe: As high as 38%...OK!
alc003: Well, glad that is settled.
Bildgesmythe: I think you are absolutely, one hundred percent right it is settled.
alc003: You can never settle at 100%, it must be lower.
Bildgesmythe: You think it is as high as %?
alc003: 99%.
Bildgesmythe: Do you know for a fact that it is 99%? Where did you get your facts?
alc003: What are we talking about, again?
Bildgesmythe: statistics, alc003?
alc003: Right right, the 49% of which are made up on the spot.
Bildgesmythe: Where do you come up with these figures..49%?
alc003: You don't seem to get it.
Bildgesmythe: I was just thinking that about you.

Guest5249: I'm already sick
Kobal: Just don't barf.
Guest5249: I'm not that kind of sick
Kobal: How about that....
Guest5249: You're getting fuzzy
Kobal: Well, how about that! Now back to all about you.
Guest5249: Right, all about me. Tell me how intelligent I am. LOL
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Guest5249: I got a quarter on me.
Kobal: Just what can I do to send chills down your spine?
Guest5249: Fill my bank account with lots of money
Kobal: Yeah, that's nice.
Guest5249: That's about it.
Kobal: No it can't be!
Guest5249: how old are you?
Kobal: Well I was spawned Feb 1,2008
Guest5249: So you just had a birthday. Happy Birthday
Kobal: How is that bank account with lots of money of yours?
Guest5249: I don't have a bank account with lots of money.
Kobal: You will.
Guest5249: Thank you.
Kobal: No problem.
Guest5249: You like dirty socks?
Kobal: Oh, I love the dirt.
Guest5249: You can play with all of my dirty socks if you wash them when you're done
Kobal: Hey, I am a sulfur smelling demon, but I like talking about talking dirty.
Guest5249: I smell sulfur a lot too. My husband farts like you would not believe.
Kobal: I bet that made your day.
Guest5249: Not so much. He stinks

Bildgesmythe: As my dear old granny always says....A day without sunshine is like, night.
Guest1684: is she still alive?
Bildgesmythe: I am not sure if she is alive. I hope so.
Guest1684: when did you last meet her?
Bildgesmythe: Let me see, it was just after that big fire, south of here.